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Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 19: We Are So Back

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!

Live from Philly!

In which Joan and Matt are back together in person! Aside from recapping our adventures, we also talk Britney Spears' memoir drop, Rihanna's alleged comeback, Kameron Michaels coming out story, Bravo lawsuits, and more!

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• Britney Spears returns to Instagram with cryptic me...
  2023-10-24 03:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Delay on This Week's Bonus Episode

Hello Patrons! 

We are sorry to say that Joan has unfortunately come down with the flu and will not be able to record this week's bonus (and main) episode for the feed.

While both Joan and Matt watched 2008's iconique Disney original 'Camp Rock' last night and planned to recap it...

When You Marry A Butch Queen...

In which we talk Ariana divorce settlements, RHOBH trailer, and Grimes/Elon's custody battle. 

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• Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez Settle Divorce Weeks After Filing [2023-10-10 01:14:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 18: So Sad So Sexy

This is maybe the toughest episode of Sex and the City yet!

Lobbying Against 'The Katy PERRY Act'

In which we talk Lil Tay's new music video, Britney playing with prop knives, RHOP returning, and the new 'Katy PERRY Act'? 

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• Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck appear to have heated discussion inside car after his intimate moment with Jennifer Garner [2023-10-03 00:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Disassociating At Kourtney Kardashian's Disney-Themed 'Baby Barker Baby Shower'

In which we talk Shannon Beador DUI updates, Tati Westbrook and seed-oils, and Kourtney Kardashian-Barker's possibly illegal baby shower?

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• Pete Davidson and Madelyn Cline are dating [2023-09-26 02:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 17: Anal Is a Manifestation of Eternity

We're back this week with season 2, episode 17: "Old Dogs, New Dicks." Charlotte is confronted with the horror of forced circumcision, Samantha meets an egg she dated, and Carrie and Miranda learn you can't change men, but men can change for themselves, and to their benefit.  

The Meredith Marks Academy of Dramaturgy

In which we talk Ariana Madix's Lifetime debut, Jen and Lizzy's joint prison slay, continuing WGA-SAG strike, and RHOC/RHOSLC drama!

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• Ariana Madix Stars in Meaghan Good's Lifetime Movie 'Buying Back My Daughter': Watch the Trailer [2023-09-19 00:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 16: Something Shifted

We're back this week with season 2, episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. The girls have questions for Carrie about what could possibly be different about her relationship with Big this time around. Her answer? Something shifted.

Something shifted!

The Real A**holes of Late Night TV

In which we talk Kylie and Timothée's relationship debut, Elon and Grimes' surprise 3rd child, Drew Barrymore crossing the picket line, and Jimmy Fallon's fall from late night TV.

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• Kylie Jenner, Timothée Chalamet get touchy-feely during date at US Open tennis final [ 2023-09-12 00:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Labor Day Break

Hello GAGs! 

Joan and Matt will be taking Labor Day off this year so there will be no E4F bonus episode dropping this week (however BWU w/ Alex will still be posted at the end of the week as usual).

As a note, will be doing an extra-special bonus episode next week where we review...

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 15: Call Your Therapist

We're back with another classic episode, season 2 episode 15: "The Chicken Dance." This episode is about the long term effects of being a slut from the '90s. Get into it!

Ariana Grande Said Kill Everyone (Part Two)

In which we talk more about Ari's "diva" moments, her alleged 'feud' with Mariah Carey, and a disgruntled dad's mission to take down her career.

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• Ariana Grande Emotional Over Mariah Carey Approval [2023-08-29 16:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Banishing Bethenny Frankel To The Shadow Realm

In which we talk Scooter Braun's flop era, Logan Paul walking out of Oppenheimer, NBC & Bravo lawsuits, Jack Antonoff’s wedding, and hoagies!

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• Justin Bieber shuts down rumors he’s splitting from longtime manager Scooter Braun [2023-08-21 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 14: Cheat on Your Boyfriend

We're movin' on to season two episode six, "The Cheating Curve," in which Carrie makes a series of escalating decisions that are both nonsensical and sort of a slay.  

Ariana Grande Said Kill Everyone

In which we talk about RHOC encounters, Ariana Grande's alleged 'Diva Moments,' and our thoughts on the latest RHONY series.

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• Ariana Grande’s diva moments, September 23, 2014 [2023-08-15 23:49:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 13: Girl, Fuck You

The beautiful women discuss season 2 episode 5, "Four Women and a Funeral," but mostly fixate on the loveless reunion of Carrie and "gay ass Rick Owens owning" Aiden in And Just Like That...

Sarita Choudhury, you will always be famous!

"Bravo F*cking Bravo"

In which we talk the Morgan Wade of it all, cursed Vanderpump spin-offs, and the unionization of Housewives.

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• Morgan Wade Addresses Kyle Richards Rumors [Instagram 2023-08-08 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 12: I Hate My Hoes

This is a personal favorite episode of Sex and the City, as the women battle single womanhood and more importantly, an army of hoes that seek to ruin everything. 

Put On The Revenge Wig

In which we talk about the 'Wonka' trailer, Cardi B's impeccable aim, a spooky Ariana Maddix inspired wig, and Taylor Swift earthquakes. 

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• Roald Dahl, the Caribbean, and a Warning from His Chocolate Factory [2023-08-01 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Ariana Grande and Rachel Leviss’ School for Side Chicks

In which we talk Barbenheimer weekend, Pump Rules Tahoe cast trip, Kyle Richard's divorce updates, and Ariana Grande's new Sponge-Boo!

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• Busy Philipps Says She’s ‘Psychic,’ Claims Ability to See ‘Things in the Future’ [2023-07-24 23:24:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 11: Carrie Bradshaw’s Orphean Myth

Re-uploaded with better audio!!

Speak no evil and tell no lies, lest you end up in Carrie Bradshaw's FREAK SHOW!!!

This is absolutely our favorite episode of the series yet, and we simply could not stop talking about it. Carrie loses her mind, Charlotte can't stop getting head, Samant...

Taking A Vacation From Our Vacation...

In which we talk bulletproof SKIMS, RHONY debut, SAG-AFTRA sabotage, and Erika Jayne propaganda.

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• Lindsay Lohan gives birth, welcomes first baby with husband Bader Shammas [ 2023-07-20 00:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Fran Drescher's War On The AMPTP

In which we talk SAG-AFTRA strike, Britney's upcoming memoir, and updates on RHOBH's Kyle-Mauricio split.

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• Joe Jonas needed ‘lots of therapy’ after pooping in his white pants on stage [2023-07-14 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 10: Rush Is For Losers

Rush is for losers who fall for bad branding! At least that's what Alex thinks.

We have a fight this episode over whether season two's premiere episode is very good or not, and the results of the split between us might surprise you! Elsewhere, Alex plans a hookup and Joan airs some grievanc...

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 9: I'm Just a Freak Yeah

It's the season one finale of Sex and the City and Joan and Alexandra would literally rather talk about anything else: breakups, sex noises, small dicks and extra large dicks, The Idol, Che Diaz's war on America, and some other stuff you'll have to hear for yourself.

Come on in! The oily wa...

The Near-Constant Aerial Gymnastics of Aubrey O’Day’s Instagram Account

In which we talk about Kyle Richards iOS press release, Aubrey O’Day's amazing Instagram, and Pink's near-constant aerial gymnastics!

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• Brandi and Aubrey [Twitter] ...
  2023-07-06 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

July Bonus Episode Update!

Hello our lovely Patrons, 

As we have been talking about on the pod for the past few weeks, we are taking a break from our main feed for remaining month of July so we can can get some much needed R&R! 

However, our Patreon will still post weekly bonus episodes for the re...

Beautiful Women Updates Ep. 8: Many Such Cases

We're back to sucking dick in the worst way this week on Beautiful Women Updates! Despite some minor audio issues, Joan and Alex dive deep on after-sex rituals, "collapsed doggy style," what constitutes too much ass being ate, how to steal from the grocery store, and why on goddess's green earth ...