Holy fuck this is it. I'm dying. I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.
I am officially Drowning in Endless Jess.
Endless Jess has reached a bizarre point where I have a bunch of really good videos in the works, but i can't post them until i've finished posting shi...
2016-04-10 09:24:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Wrestlemania weekend is finally over and i never have to talk about wrestling ever again for at least a year. here are two long horrible garbage reviews that i wasted 3000 hours of my life putting together im sorry im so sorry.
nxt takeover:
oh for fucks sake i just fucking made this whole post and then it crashed and i lost it all fuck everything fuck me dfjdsfbjdsfbjsdfbf
I MADE A BUNCH OF COOL SHIT AGAIN BECAUSE IM GREAT. WATCH IT. YOUR WELCOME.
FIRST I YELLED AT A COMIC
good god this movie was such a piece of shit. here's a 9 hour video in which i count the ways. i made a bunch of other stuff too probably but i cant remember right now. dicks.
fucking dicks ..
long dong a deacon fuck wonder woman with a wooden cock fuck wonder woman with a wooden c...
2016-03-29 09:10:38 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Easter! (My back hurts and I have to pee).
turok
is a good game.
fuck.
2016-03-28 01:13:28 +0000 UTC View Post
umm. Normally i write something here but i don't really have a description. It's just the Bloody Dead Man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry he exists.
In slightly less retarded news i made an update video for my classic Hulk Hogan video, which was taken down, but is still on dailymotion. 2016-03-25 16:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is some top tier badass quality patreon content exclusive to you awesome 3 dollar and up patrons. Me and Digi recorded a bunch of these commentaries on my old videos like last october or something, and i forgot to upload any of them until now. Enjoy this enlightening look behind the scenes of o...
2016-03-22 23:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostHOly Fuck What the fuck. To All my patrons, jesus fucing christ help what is this help help what is this holy fucking fuck. help. all over. its a;; ober
in bed now. lost track of days recently too many days. too much video.
fcuk. fucking fuckin fc...
2016-03-21 00:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I made a video about Final Fantasy 13.
I also made a video about shitty games journalism, or something. I don't know, fuck it, whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZb0Qtv2sA
Holy shit i actually made a good video for once. Everything fucking hurts and my week has been a blur im losing track of time im in bed i think im dying holy shit ah fuck fuck fuc
here's a really great video about ravens and crows that i made for no reason. there's no big story behind this vid...
2016-03-16 02:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Little history on this one. I met the inspirational enigma known as Potor Gargak back in 2011, when we were both starting out as reviewer guys on the TGWTG forums. A terrible place where no one should ever go. We hit it off and became Double Dragon Double Bros for all time. We've collaborated a lot ...
2016-03-13 01:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It started with an amv, then turned into a rant, then turned into a beer quest, before finally coming full circle in more ways than one. A legendary saga that spanned multiple channels.
You're a clean machine:
Beer Quest Playlist: (ep 17 - 32)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6VvVomVx7WFojzivcsMjp0wYCWEJpgl6
Here's like 16 new beer quest videos, filmed over a 2 day per...
2016-02-28 21:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Guys. as you knwo im a huge fan of the evangelion and asuka is my fuckign spirit animle 4 life.
Listen, lately ive been posting thise pestreons in like collections of a bunch of videos and i think thats goofd thats the way to go.
bcause i know its kind of fucked with ...
2016-02-25 11:20:23 +0000 UTC View Post
So there I were, having a wash in the old bathhouse. I came back to my room feeling refreshed, ready to relax and create 10 more amazing videos. But upon entering my kingdom I saw a great calamity had befallen it's citizens. A vast and turbulent sea of that high quality Flint Michigan H2o had risen ...
2016-02-22 14:04:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone I went apeshit and posted like 25 videos today.
Welcome to the revamped, rebooted, revived, and resuscitated Bits N Booze Channel. Don't expect anything super elaborate here, just a camera and a crazy person the way God Intended. If you check out the channel you'll find 3 playli...
2016-02-18 05:16:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Well it appears I've finally broken Colt Corona. Don't worry, Colt. It's not your fault you're having trouble keeping up. After all, you're a dummy.
Meanwhile on the Blue Glow apparently I forgot to post this one last week so here's sunset riders.
This week I made a bunch of weird, retarded, totally cool stuff involving space travel, black people, The Addams Family, and Nu Metal.
Endless Jess:
Nigga Universe - Remember when i used to make cartoon dubs? Well it turns out I still do sometimes, i guess. Made this on a whim,...
2016-02-08 19:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Well here's this weeks batch of 10,000 videos across my 9 million channels. Ha ha i wanna die.
Wonderful Waifus: Bulma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTWnk9ERquM
Made this on a whim because ...
2016-02-04 02:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, last Saturday's episode of Cerealized was primed to be a real doozy, but unfortunately a certain half man/half horse IDIOT who lives in my furnace room decided to tape over it with some heinously retarded podcast featuring Hippo Crit, and some AIDS Giraffe I've never even heard of it. What a j...
2016-01-29 04:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I was gonna save this post for when i had one more blue glow, but i can't finish it because i have no power and life is a nightmare, so i'll just bunch that one in with the next batch of crap.
I hope you are all enjoying my many scattered new videos because I have become a machine design...
2016-01-21 13:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostOh god. Well this is a predicament. Im not exactly bored but i dont exactly have a lot of energy either.
i filmed half of this weeks cerealized. i still have to film the other half but the camera has to recharge first so now im in bed. if i fall asleep i'll never wake up.
Wowie Zowie and only 2 weeks late for christmas. As you may have noticed my amazing christmas special is coming to you via dailymotion. That's because it's simply too powerful for youtube. I'll have to upload a redirect video there but in the meantime i guess this means you lovely patrons get to see...
2016-01-07 00:59:36 +0000 UTC View Post
That damn horse has finally lost it. He abandoned his lucrative position at manchild inc. to start his own stupid channel in the furnace room. So far he's done a retarded wrong history on Lauren Faust and also a video about his crappy OC. What an embarrassment.
Return of the Horse Boy:&n...
2015-12-29 18:37:03 +0000 UTC View Post
