Here's me bumbling and fumbling my way through the agonizing first part of Death Stranding. Yeah, this is one of those kind of games. One of those "gets really good ten hours in" kinda games. At least that's what people say. My experience with the game has been more like a const...
2019-12-01 02:24:38 +0000 UTC View Post
You all seemed happy to see the panel-cast return last week so screw it i made another one. This week I'm taking a look at some big strong naked strapping handsome hunks, like Conan! And Hulk! And bA tmANs anD tROH xcRAp iM hAVing anoThER GoDdamn sTRROKE.
HeReS AR thA kmoi...
2019-12-01 00:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a cursed video, but i'm pretty sure its one of the best things i've ever made.
You might remember a while back, like a year ago maybe, i uploaded those cool Dragonball Xenoverse Blue Glows just for patrons. Well there were 3 in total and for whatever reason i never got around ...
2019-11-28 17:17:13 +0000 UTC View Post
November is flying by like a bird, plane, or some kind of man with the characteristics of both, and I've been too busy taking care of business to take care of business. I've been out there in the streets kicking butt and being strong, having adventures and righting wrongs. Oh the stories...
2019-11-24 22:35:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a Scary Spooky Bullshit miracle, i actually made a normal review for once. No yelling, no pooping my pants, not even a needlessly combative title, or humorously maniacal tangent.
Integrity is like a bicycle, you never forget how to ride it, even if most folk o...
2019-10-25 15:49:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Movie Bad. Bad movie like poop. Me make video saying movie bad with poopy sound effects so you know its poopy and bad. Comedy.
Scary Spooky Bullshit Month continues with yet another awful fucking horror movie. When will the nightmare end? November, obviously. But monsters never really go aw...
2019-10-23 20:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my God i can't keep track of the days anymore. When did I post this? Scary Spooky Bullshit Month is too intense, i'm lost in a haunted-ass funhouse of spooky fuckin movies and dooky god damn games.
Here's my insightful scary spooky bullshit episode on Layers of Fear, a video game. ...
2019-10-20 19:52:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh poop i plum forgot to plop this nuclear piledriver of a podcast onto a patreon post!
Yes it's true, The Mega-Powers have exploded all your computer screen, phone, or crappy 6 hour battery life ear buds.
In lieu of this kick-ass cataclysm, we interrupt your regularly sch...
2019-10-14 21:20:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh god, Oh Satan, Oh every kooky ooky dook in between, Scary Spooky Bullshit Month is here for Halloween! A whole horrifying month of... gulp... doing my job. Ruh Roh.
How many videos will i manage to crank out this time before giving up and saying "fuck ...
2019-10-06 05:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got half a mind to live half my life in a half-alive state of halfhearted... no, on second thought i'm abandoning this bit, it's too stupid.
Half-Life, one of those real tentpole games everyone yammers on about decades later. This actually came out on PS2 back in the day but i ne...
2019-10-01 02:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy oh boy, i had fun with this one... i think. My journey through the ancient halls of ye old PC gaming library continues with the original outrage machine, Postal 2. A game with... Gary Coleman! He's a midget! That was funny in 2003, you'll just have to take my word for it. Also you can pee on ...
2019-09-30 22:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh yeah baby, this is the shit i love, the shit i live for, this is the POWER floating through the VEINS of the WARRIOR!
Since i assembled my first actual "computer" machine in 2015 one of the purest and last joys in my life has been going back and experiencing the decades-spanning li...
2019-09-28 22:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
WOAH Look at that sick thumbnail! Damn, i love it when the random thumbnail is cool as hell. It's like going down to eat some ass and finding a 20 dollar bill in there.
Here's my cool Labor Day labors. I, the intrepid traveller, continue to gallop, galavant, ...
2019-09-28 02:58:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Or at least the best games from a selection offered by whatever random 12 year old put this tier list together. If you ask me there are more than a few glaring omissions here, not to mention a concerning amount of undeserving zoomer dog shit. But have no fear, As always my immaculate taste and sh...
2019-09-25 12:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Screw it, here's all 4 of the remaining Horizon videos because i'm sick of this game and i'm sick of this series. I'm sick of looking at it, I'm sick of posting it, and if you're sick of watching it now's the time to rejoice because i promise you'll never have to watch another stinky Horizon Zero...
2019-09-01 01:32:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh cool i found another one of these among my scattered debris. This one's a hell of a topic, Resident Evil games, which are all great, except the bad ones.
You know I've been a fan of this series since the very beginning. I straight up remember when Resident Evil came out, son. Shit ...
2019-09-01 00:44:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Bet you didn't see this coming. Well you should have, you should know by now there's always more suffering to be had by me. For now at least the greatest trilogy of our age is finally complete, and what have we learned?
1. Glass bad
2. Mold and Mildew also bad
3. ?
Y...
2019-08-31 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
No, not Final Fantasy 7, i meant the other best game ever. No, damn it, not Dinosaurs For Hire, either.
Not Cool Spot. Not Bust a Move 2, Not even the fabled PS1 Frogger. Look, there's a lot of best games ever. But I'm talking about Mr. Big Dick King Kong Swingin Dong Games-C...
2019-08-26 18:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the second part of my trek through Kingdom Come: Deliverance, my new favorite baby history toy. Its like some kind of educational DOS game you'd play in elementary school in 1995, only it's 2019 and it's a first person Skyrim sort of thing. The key difference being that i had more fun play...
2019-08-01 09:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh crap. I forgot i recorded like a million of these a while back. Remember when these were a thing for a week? Well prepare to relive those glory days with this warm slice of early 2019 nostalgia.
In addition to this Zelda one, i also recorded a Resident Evil one, some wrestling ones...
2019-07-31 10:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh God. See what happens? See what happens when they take away my Twitch? I was hoping we wouldn't have to see this guy for a solid peaceful eon, but here he comes again. Risen from his grave full of piss, vinegar, and vomit... it's the Babadook Fucking Spook. I'm sorry but they left me no other ...
2019-07-30 18:13:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold the premiere of my new.... short film? Yeah why not.
This is a true story about my actual life but it's also a movie, as is my actual life for that matter. Also it's patreon exclusive because fuck everybody, no one deserves this midsummer masterpiece except patrons. I have noth...
2019-07-29 19:31:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops, I did it again. I had too much fun. Deplatformed and banned. Sorry everybody, i was looking forward to doing some cool twitch streams this summer, but i have this nasty little habit of doing absolutely nothing wrong that always gets me in trouble.
The other night i did a long, v...
2019-07-26 06:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh oh. It's that time of the month again. Time to remember that time i played Horizon.
This is still all from the last session i recorded before having to pack all my stuff into storage. Someone in a comment suggested i record some blue glows of... you know... good games. I'd...
2019-06-30 21:41:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, my idiot ass went and bought a bunch of piss-flavored moose juice again so i had no choice but to film a Beer Quest on this smelly old webcam. Join me on this vomitus voyage to find out which noxious brew manages to be the most least terrible. We're gonna fly this pee-pee plane straight int...
2019-06-30 01:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy crap i found a game i actually like, and i spelled the name wrong on purpose ha ha what a funneh joak.
I'm pretty sure that before i even started playing this game i just decided to love it, so much so that by the time it started i had already assured myself of it's quality. It's...
2019-06-29 02:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Ha Ha here's another funny wrestling podcast I'm dying inside tee hee!
On this episode of "Recording Random Podcasts In The Middle of Nowhere Because What The Hell Else Am I Gonna Do?" I talk about yet another disastrous WWE Saudi Arabia Show, and some more New Japan Stuff, which is g...
2019-06-27 01:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Did somebody say insane video game podcasts? Well here's another one, recorded on a whim for no reason that i can think of.
No wait, i'm remembering. Give me a second here. Let me access the vaulted depths of my mystical mind and travel back in time to a week and a half ago... to alig...
2019-06-25 21:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the jungle, welcome to my nightmare and welcome to the show. This is what happens when a man with nothing left to lose and everything left to prove gets lost in the desert on 60s drugs and then remembers he's suppose to be a radio show or something talking about video-game machines and...
2019-06-24 20:18:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my god this hotel sucks every hotel sucks help.
I thought living in the kingdom of The Weed Man was bad, but the lawless wasteland that is "the other hotel across the street" makes me long for the days of that Green Fiend's Stinky Regime. This ghetto-ass poopy-place makes WeedCastl...
2019-06-10 17:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post