This is the other actually good game i played this year, besides Disco Elysium. Both are masterpieces that i can't believe got made in the era of lootboxes and menu screens with ads on them.
What's especially impressive about this one, besides everything, is that it was made by like 3...
2023-01-01 03:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This Twilight Zone period between Chrismas and New Years is my favorite time of year. There's a weird sense of melancholic but relieved exhalation in the air. We all get this week long decompression period to just stop pretending and loaf around like zombies while we process the year behind us an...
2023-01-01 03:06:27 +0000 UTC View Post
(In a funny Brok voice) Well a merry hairy fuckin christmas and a happy crappy blue year, Kratos!
I hate posting the same game twice in one month but it must be done. Everybody gets a double dose of Kratos this month cause i'm sick of looking at t...
2023-01-01 00:53:43 +0000 UTC View Post
What a terrible night to have a curse, by which i mean any night, and the curse is a curse of middling modern loot-collecting puzzle-pissing menu-munching crap-ass game design.
I beat this overhyped pile a month ago and it still gets to piss me off in perpetuity because i'll now be fo...
2022-12-27 02:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas, patron-peeps! I'm.... working! Good thing Santa knows I'm a crazy man because that's exactly what i wished for, something productive to do instead of visiting my family.
Very soon now I'll be stuffing my face with stuffing until my pants explode, and ...
2022-12-26 02:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays one and all, here's a gift you can unwrap early. New reward tiers for you to throw your patronage at and sink your content slurping canines into!
Welcome to the clown show, go ahead and slip your dollars into my comically oversized footwear for a special little song and dance...
2022-12-23 00:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode, and the next few, were recorded on a private livestream, because my playstation's hard drive was too full of old footage to record on. The downside is that my stream mic is slightly crappier than my regular mic. You probably wouldn't have noticed that if i hadn't said anything, but ...
2022-12-01 05:57:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Ratalaika Games is an interesting little indie developer i've had my eye on for a bit. Not on purpose, mind you. More like by necessity, because they're the only developer i know that regularly releases games at a Ramen Noodle price, and most of their games are weird and janky enough to make for ...
2022-12-01 05:35:45 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for our monthly check-in with Norman Reedus and his horrible job dragging bodies across America to prevent the explosive devastation of necrotic butt-rot bombs.
Ah yes, i remember now. This is the episode where i contemplated ending all life on Earth in a great purging fire. Wait,...
2022-12-01 05:16:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game.
I long for the day i never have to edit another piece of visage footage ever again. It sickens me. It's the worst game ever created, i regret playing it, and the only solace i'll ever find in this li...
2022-12-01 05:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This falls into the category of Blue Glow videos where if someone who wasn't already familiar with my sense of humor ever saw it, i can only assume their immediate takeaway would be that i suck more than anyone has ever sucked, as it consists entirely of complaining and then being too ...
2022-12-01 05:16:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This might be the most heartwarming video i post this year. It's literally just a video of me being happy for once and falling in love in real time. Not with a person, with a video game, which if you've ever paid attention to me at all you know is a miracle because i famously despise video games....
2022-12-01 05:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy it's the Blue Glow debut of another one of the greatest games ever made. Well technically it's the modern remake/remaster/re-something of it, but you get what i mean. Katamari Damacy, baby!
I remember when i was a lad watching G4 after school when this gem was first coming out....
2022-12-01 04:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the last Hades video unless it returns to Game Pass at some point. So for now the series wraps up the way every Blue Glow should, with me tired and cranky. It's good that i don't have any more of these for the time being because after a while there's not a whole lot left to say about a ga...
2022-11-30 10:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, Battletoads, the Street Sharks of the Gaming World. Not all Ninja Turtle rip-offs are created equal. For every S.W.A.T. Kats, there's a Wild C.A.T.s. Writing that sentence gave me an aneurysm so i hope you can survive reading it. My point is Battletoads was always one of the cool ones. <...
2022-11-30 10:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I accomplished fuck all that i wanted to do this month because someone who doesn't respect my time decided to release a new padded-as-fuck 80 hour God of War game. The good news is that i recorded enough of the game that you can experience me slowly realizing i hate everything about it in real ti...
2022-11-30 07:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bNibrpNv5PUw/
AAAH SCARY BAD MOVIE. I
AM FUCKING.
RUNNING OUT.
OF WAYS. TO SAY.
JAMS WANS MOVIES NOT GUD.
ME N...
2022-11-01 04:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAH SCARY BABY GAME!
This is actually two games i played two games its a two for one wow what the fuck.
The first game here is called An Evil Existance. Yeah, it's an evil existence alright. So evil it nearly blew up my playstation. So i swiftly discarded it and started playing...
2022-11-01 04:57:37 +0000 UTC View Post
It wouldn't be Halloween without the scariest game of all time Visage, and by scary i mean bad. Oh what, you thought you were safe? WRONG. NObody is safe from Visage and no one ever will be until the stupid game is over and thrown in the trash never to be played again, which i promise does happen...
2022-11-01 04:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Does death stranding count as a scary halloween game? I don't know. It gets kinda creepy at some parts, but mostly it just flip flops between poignant serenity and controller smashing hatred.
I guess dead bodies are scary and this one certainly has that. If you recall i'm still paying...
2022-11-01 04:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Another cool new modern but oldschool ass throwback survival horror type thing ooh boy. This one was popular with the streamers i think, it had some buzz. Unlike Tormented Souls which uses 1990s ass mechanics and story elements with a more modern presentation this one goes all the way with the gi...
2022-11-01 04:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post
In this game you break into the school at night but not to do something cool like eat pizza and candy with your boys and guzzle sodey pops. I'd play the crap out of that game only it's not a game it's called life. Life in the real america back in the good ole days. But in video games when y...
2022-11-01 04:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Evil Within 2 was too much fun so i had to go back to the asinine first one to torture myself, you know, for context. You'll find no finer torture throughout the 10 planets of Hell than the crap-shitting ball-busting boss battles in this gruesome game. Well two can play at that game in this game,...
2022-11-01 04:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh shit remember NXT? Didn't that used to be a thing? Well, turns out it's still a thing so i guess it's wrestle talky time. Apparantly at some point in the last few years WWE revived Halloween Havoc for it's NXT brand. I had no idea because NXT is CAW city and I haven't been there in 50 years.&n...
2022-11-01 04:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick, name the two scariest things you can think of. If you said "antiquated chastity vows and shitty parents" then watch this video at your own peril as you may find our selection of funny books this evening somewhat triggering.
First up we got Sacrament, a gruesome tale of biblical...
2022-11-01 04:15:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a creepy little indie game you've probably never heard of that i'm pretty sure i got for one dollar. It's cool. It's cool and it's creepy and it's scary and it's spooky and it's short and it's.. ya know, it's okay. I have spoken.
When you explore the world of incredibly cheap i...
2022-11-01 02:50:53 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GO9HCtylwRwa/
Ugh. Here's the third and, if Gods be good, last Annabelle movie. At least until they make Annabelle Vs. Chucky. Which wouldn't even have them fighting because A...
2022-10-31 20:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Halloween. I'm too poor for a costume, too old for candy, i don't know anyone to party with, and i'm more afraid of death, regrets, mysterious body pains, and social media than any ghosty-ghoul or entity. The only demons that frighten me anymore are the ones in my head, and the spookiest nig...
2022-10-31 12:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Link because bitchute never embeds right: https://www.bitchute.com/video/MSOvGwI9i6Xu/
The Babadook Boys aka The Fart Brothers aka The Buff Movie Buffs ride again with a haunted Halloween Hayride...
2022-10-30 23:58:16 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Disco Elysium, it's one of the best games i have ever played in my life. There's so much i could say about it, that i don't know what the hell to say about it, because i don't know where to start. Luckily this isn't a full review or critical analysis, it's just a couple paragraphs of intr...
2022-10-01 01:40:10 +0000 UTC View Post