Today I talk about Poison Ivy in multiple forms. There's the current, terrible, mega-cringe, totally in love with Harley fucking Quinn for some reason version of the character. Then there's a brief appearance of the cool seductress villain she used to be which is now limited to one varia...
2023-08-29 23:07:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the part of the game that became a meme for how "cringe" it is. Sure, if by cringe you mean totally hilarious and silly and cool. Amelie calls herself Princess Beach and it's such a powerful joke that it echoes throughout history and sometime in the past i'm sure even a caveman heard it a...
2023-08-18 20:04:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I assumed this game would be just be some kind of arcade game collection but it's actually a full arcade management sim, which is pretty cool. You start out in the laundromat where michelle yeoh was being middle aged and sexy in that movie, and i guess you slowly turn it into a bumpin funzone ful...
2023-08-18 17:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine stinking around with a funking fart-bomb in your trousers. You go to the sewer and you scope out the crap sacks and the brown mounds floatin around in all the butt water. You're looking for your missing keys because you locked yourself out of the clown car again and all the other clowns a...
2023-08-18 07:33:46 +0000 UTC View Post
HEres the only ANIme ThSYA is abOUT DEAD PEOlpee.e e.e
aargh urru
Dath Prssadre is a anime about when you die an d you fucking go to hell. you go right to fucking hell. yo go to the bar and th eguy says fuck you play some damn bar games and then go into the helveavter . helveavt...
2023-08-15 23:31:53 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6SQptxT2OCHD/
I forget which one of you monsters made me watch this, but it's taken me months to recover. In fact this one may have been the provebial straw that finally fucke...
2023-08-15 23:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently the world isn't done shoving these weird, sad, post e3 video game trailers in my face so i guess im not done lookin at em and having opinions and stuff. This is Limited Run Games, a "cool" and "hip" company that like, totally gets it, man.
For some reason they decided to pu...
2023-08-02 01:20:19 +0000 UTC View Post
GOD I'm sick of this game and this series. I'm sick of looking at it and sick of hearing myself talk at it. I get it, me. It's cool or something and i'm hilarious and great. What else is new? Well, the point is this might be the longest running Blue Glow series I've done at this point. I lost cou...
2023-08-01 05:13:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This might be a one off, or it might be continued at a random time whenever the hell i next decide to play this which could be never, or someday, depending on whether i ever do, but whatever. I just thought it would be neat to pick this back up, continuing from my previous save which might have b...
2023-08-01 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
My stupidest series continues to devolve and me with it. Half this episode is spent trundling through trash in the wrong direction, before having to double back through the ruin and wreckage just to get to a private room where i can wack off and fall asleep. Err.. i mean... where Sam can wack off...
2023-08-01 04:25:11 +0000 UTC View Post
My adventures in collecting green gel and occasionally seeing something spooky continue in this spooky scary train section of the game, which is totally different from the previous spooky scary subway section of the game.
That's what you get when a game has 700 chapters like this one....
2023-08-01 01:54:17 +0000 UTC View Post
We're getting into the endgame here so the weird silly stuff is gonna start multiplying rapidly in both frequency and power. In this one the goo man turns into a giant goo man with a big gooey swinging dong. It's actually a goo umbilical cord but calling it his dong is funnier, trust me i'm a hig...
2023-08-01 01:25:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a one off, I just wanted to show off some gameplay and complain about this annoying ass red part of the game as a little companion piece for my review. This game is full of little annoying crappy parts. None of them really ruin the game, but this one comes close.
This is one of thos...
2023-07-30 02:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's only been 10,000 years since i put out an actual game review. I've been meaning to do something about that, but i've been busy being a buff movie anime wrestling comic book request guy. Somehow this one 5 minute review took 8 months to make. I started it in December around the same time...
2023-07-29 08:14:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I am making this post on my phone while sitting and waiting with a bunch of fat ugly toads in a plasma center to get chained up in a torture bed and have my blood extracted by a guy with too many pokemon pins on his doctor coat, all so Morbius can live to have a sequel. I am sitting directly acro...
2023-07-27 19:03:51 +0000 UTC View Post
BOARD GAMES! POKEMON CARDS! FANFICTION AND SPIDER-MAN!
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE??
Here's a giant-sized echo pod for your giant-sized inane topics. It was a nightmare and I swear on all that's holy i'm never going over an hour again. This one's nearly 2 hours and i c...
2023-07-26 21:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The youtube link for this one is blocked in some countries so if you're in one of em here's a bitchute:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/g6zhl1G85HW2/
I was gonna be cool and post this ...
2023-07-20 00:47:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Yugio, Yu-Gi-Oh, YuGIOH, i don't fucking know how to spell it. I hate this franchise. The only cool thing about it is Hungry Burger. Also that one card that looks like Solid Snake. Also Dark Magician Girl, she's a sexy little piece. Okay, maybe i like Yugioh a little bit. But not enough to not ca...
2023-07-01 04:54:46 +0000 UTC View Post
More fun from the psn store bargain barrel. This game controls and looks pretty sweet for the probably 50 cents i paid for it. It even has a nice little opening cutscenes with jiggly boob animations on the ninja ladies.
The name of this game is an onomatopoeia, i like that. If i could...
2023-07-01 04:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time again, people. Time for more weird, random, end of the month Blue Glow one offs. The video equivalent of the coffee that's been sitting at the bottom of the pot all day. This one is golf. Sadly not Mario Golf or Hot Shots golf or any of the fun, silly golf games. This one's a serio...
2023-07-01 04:42:39 +0000 UTC View Post
LIKE MUSSSOLIIINNIIIII
AND KENNEDYYYYYYYYY
IM A GUY WHO LIKES TO DRINK PEPSIIII.
The Punker is back and i'm markin out bro. Finally AEW can be watchable again. Fuck The Bucks, I'm team Punk till im dead cause i know a truth teller and a grownup among baby-brains when i see...
2023-07-01 00:22:36 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a damn kitty cat game! This is the Stray killer and it was way cheaper too. You can fill your game with all the realistic cat animations you want but they boofed it up by putting a story in it. What even is the story in Stray? Some Sci-Fi robot stuff probably. I'll never know cause i'll neve...
2023-07-01 00:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
This might be the cheapest, bottom of the barrel, bargain bin bullshit i've ever boofed on while basking in The Blue Glow. When i see a game for 9 cents, it doesn't matter what the game even is, there's no way it won't be worth it. Something like that i can't afford not to try out.
Ev...
2023-06-29 22:48:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The Evil Dead is an anomaly of a horror franchise in that there's never really been a bad one, unless you count the games. There's definitely been bad games, i'm looking at the proof right now.
I vaguely remember there being one for ps1 that was just an RE clone, so it probably wasn't...
2023-06-29 22:16:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Faint of heart, be warned. I got some extra scary comics this time, so hold on to your pants and try not to crap in them.
First there's Hairball, a terrifying tail of an adorable demon called the common house cat. This little monster gets up to all kinds of mischief. Pooping outside t...
2023-06-29 21:56:09 +0000 UTC View Post
WOOOOO. It's the one and only limosine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, alligator shoe wearin, flight attendent gropin, embrassing second retirement match havin, son of a gun the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, now in funny book form! WOOOO!
Yes that...
2023-06-29 21:39:14 +0000 UTC View Post
We've made it to the finish line. Here's the last of the Forza series that i recorded before uninstalling it to make room for some other too-big game, or a bunch of dumb little indie games and walking simulators. One or the other or all 3, i can't remember. I'm a man of no wealth and eclectic tas...
2023-06-29 20:11:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm listening back to this to remember what the hell funny things i said but my speakers are blown out so i've basically just been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to decipher a wall of tin can robot noise.
The only thing i've been able to decipher is a half second editing mistake t...
2023-06-29 19:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a game within a game but it's terrible compared to the game that is the game. Hell, it's terrible compared to most games. I'd even say i hate it compared to other fake games within games. Or real ones. I remember in Animal Crossing you could find a nintendo and play excitebook and baloon ...
2023-06-26 04:10:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I forgot about this series for a moment. This one is from the same session where i was basically turning senile, and it's progressed even more in this one. All this time it's been sitting there in my editing timeline saying "post me, senpai. Kudosai". So i said fine, and here we are.
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2023-06-26 03:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post