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Deep Ones

I don't remember when or for how much i got this but it's worth showing off a little for the graphics alone. I probably paid less than a dollar for it and I'm pretty sure no one's ever heard of it, but it's got a really cool little visual style and reeks of blessed creativity.

Is it frustr...

Rayman Legends

I got a legend for ya, the legend of the time i played Rayman Legends. It's not a legend, it's real and right in front of you. Why the hell is this game called Rayman Legends anyway? What legends are there about Rayman? Does anyone care about him that much? I don't even see him in this game, i'm...

RE Revelations part 2

Tragic. This game made one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen just to immediately kill her, and I'm pretty sure she turns into a monster later on. If you've ever wondered why God creates life just to torment us, take a look at how we treat our own creations. Capcom is one of the cruelest Gods t...

DOOM Eternal

Is there really a point to writing anything here? Do i gotta explain this? It's DOOM. You are watching a video of me playing DOOM Eternal and It's a wild and crazy game full of gore and guts and demons and DOOMGUY, but you knew that. I just felt like playing some DOOM Eternal. It's cool. Duh. 2024-05-15 04:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post

AEW Dynasty

The Wrestlemania monster was such a dystopian terror this year that i almost forgot about this furtive AEW show a week later. I barely had the spiritual energy left to comprehend what i was seeing but i enjoyed most of it. Just the fact alone that this event didn't involve Logan Paul in any way a...

The Funniest Movie in the world.

This is The Jerk and if you haven't seen it you don't know shit about comedy or life. This coming of age tale will make you a better person. You will be healed by laughter and filled with love. It is a holy thing that has come to bless you. I find it deeply relatable as a true story of my actual ...

Wrestlemania XL: Night 2

GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS PLACE. TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE ADS, THE CELEBRITIES AND THE FOOLS. MY LORD, I BEG OF THEE... SEND DOWN YOUR AVENGING ANGELS TO CLEANSE THE DEGENERACY OF THIS FAILED SOCIETY WITH THE SWIFT AND TERRIBLE WRATH OF YOUR FIERY SWORD. DESTROY THE CANCER IN THIS WORLD AND SET US FR...

Wrestlemania XL: Night 1

Gather round peasants and peons, the benevolent ruling class is here to brighten your day. So pay the fee to watch the rich kids play. What a wonderful world this is, what a fabulous and enlightened culture. Where shithead influencers who make worthless content for stupid children are the ones we...

Panel-Cast: Free Comic Book Day 2024

This year, I'm determined to get this out while there might still be some free comic book day stuff in the stores. This was an extra pain in the butt because my office is currently being used to shelter a ridiculously friendly and adorable bastard kitten that I rescued from the freeway. So she gu...

Tubi Tales... From The Hood!

On tonight's Groovy Tubi Doobie Smokin Buff Movie Boof-off, a double feature of scary thrills... and skunky swill. First, i revisit the beloved 90s horror anthology masterpiece, Tales From The Hood, and it's just as DOPE as i remember it being. But then... a looming horror takes shape on the hori...

Cel Damage

Here's a cool game from a thousand years ago that i never played because the magazines lied and said it was bad. What the hell is bad about this game? It's a car combat clusterfuck with wacky cartoon graphics and a monochrome duck named Fowl Mouth. That's a recipe for good game in my book.

Panel-Cast: Wolverine Stuff!

I'm the best there is at what i do, and what i do is look mean and say cool stuff. Here's me saying some real cool stuff about some real cool comics about a real cool guy that i know, goes by the name Logan, but most know him as the Wolverine. The sharpest, ugliest, meanest, son-of-a-bitchin-est ...

Black Adam - Buff Movie Barf

I smell what The Rock is cooking. It smells of shit. I could have merely included this review in a Tubi Tales text post but it was so offensively smelly i wanted you to hear the sincerity in my voice, so it had to be a video.

This movie shouldn't matter in any way to anyone. I don't know wh...

Scooby Doo Zombie Island Vs. The Horrible Sequel

I graciously offered someone this double doobie scooby movie reviewbie for the price of one Buff Movie Review some time ago, but it never went through and i never got paid. Maybe the person died or something. But i went ahead and did the damn thing anyway because that's the kind of guy i am and y...

Bebop: The Perfect Anime

Hold on to your butts cause this is the real shit. This ain't no stupid silly My Japanese Animes video, or some torturous agonizing YOUR Japanese anime ordeal, but a real life video essay, for the only guy who paid for the video essay tier before i got rid of it because that's too many goddamn r...

Panel-Cast Request: Agent Venom

The Venom symbiote is a good boy. He just wants somebody to be his friend. He can't help it that he's an outer space rage monster and basically a drug that slowly corrupts and destroys the lives of his every host. He's just a lonely lil guy.

In this story he gloms onto Flash Thompson, Spide...

Echo - Pod 9 : Cool Independent Artists

This episode is Indie as fuck. Oh wait, they all are, cause I'm indie as fuck. In fact I'm the only one. Everyone else is a pretender. I've done everything myself for 15 years and I have nothing to show for it, so asking me about independent artists is like asking Van Gogh if he knows any decent ...

Groovy Tunes: Campin With Some Bands

I have a powerful compulsion to always be discovering new music, and Bandcamp has been coming in very handy for that lately. When people say there's no good music being made anymore, what they're really ...

Ghoul Patrol

I was already a man, fully grown by the time i found out Zombies Ate My Neighbors had a sequel. Most of you probably didn't know either. Has anyone ever played this game? I've never even heard anyone talk about it. What year was it made? What console was it on? Why didn't they just call it Zombie...

Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Time to kick it oldschool with a classic. I'm sure most of you have heard of this game but if you haven't, you've definitely heard it's music in about 5,000 of my videos over the years. It's one of those 16 bit era gems that left an impression on every 90s kid who crapped in their diaper trying t...

Tubi Tales: Mewes-a-thon

Snootchie bootchies, little nootchies. Jason Mewes has been a comedy hero of mine ever since i was 8, when an older cousin showed me Mallrats for the first time. I modeled my whole fuckin life after Jay...

Tubi Tales: Screaming For Vengeance

Today's Tubi Movie theme is revenge. Mostly Korean revenge, but also some Batman, avenging his parents or something. I'd like to avenge my own parents against systemic poverty by overthrowing the governm...

Mafia, ya mooks.

This is the kind of game where the story can only get in the way, because all i wanna do is drive around in my 1920s car. looking at pretty dames on the street and honking my horn that goes AAAOOOGA. But i can't just do that because it has to start with a car chase that i'm in no mental state to ...

The Savior's Gang

Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right. But i don't know what the Hell this game is. No one does. Only two people have ever heard of this game, me, and now you. It must have been divine intervention that installed this biblical oddity onto my playstation, because i damn sure don't remember bu...

Another Damn Stupid Sonic Racing Game

God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for playing a Sonic game. Not even a real Sonic game either. It's just another of those asinine Sonic Racing games where he drives a car despite being, you know, Sonic. It's a terrible thing that I've done, and I promise I'll probably stop doing it. That's not a promise,...

I finally found Dudu!

Years ago i abandoned many hours of recorded Witcher 3 commentary because it was too insipid to even listen back to, but now I've found it again and felt like salvaging at least some of it, until I once more lose interest and abandon it for another half decade.

This gameplay was recorded......

Ass Creed Bore-igins

I'm a simple man with a simple dream. A dream of owning a time machine. Ubisoft knows this and has been weaponizing my dream against me since the X-Box 360 days. They know that all i really want to do is escape the modern world and live in a time when people were still human. So they keep crankin...

Panel-Cast: Marvel Swimsuit Babes

In this episode i take a look at a very sexy and cool Marvel Swimsuit magazine, which features hot pictures of She-Hulk and others to get big horny for. I couldn't find pics online of the actual pages though so you'll just have to imagine them from my descriptions.

Then i talk about this y...

Echo-Pod 8: Restaurant Rumble

The porpoise-people of the pod-squad continue to project pod topics into my pituitary as per the power of paying me patronage. They cry out for answers about all that's important in life. Today it's Weird Al and big food, and I just so happen to be an expert on both. Also wrestling. Always wrestl...

Tubi Tales: Highs and Lows Edition

Here are some new short reviews of cool stuff i saw on Tubi, the free and therefore best streaming service. I ain't sponsored by em but i should be. At the very least everyone who ...