Available one day early to Patreon patrons! (WOO HOO I FINALLY DELIVERED A FINISHED EPISODE TO PATRONS A DAY EARLY, TECHNICALLY! AND ALL IT TOOK WAS A SPECIAL WEEK WHERE I'M RELEASING THE EPISODE TWO DAYS LATER THAN USUAL! YAY?)
It's Escape From Vault Disney's 27th episode spectacular, in w...
2020-10-22 17:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Romcoms! What are they? Where do they come from? What do they want from us? On this week's episode, the randomizer goes back to 1995 to pick a semi-remembered example of the much-maligned subgenre, a Sandra Bullock vehicle that really puts the "coma" in "comady!" Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, Ki...
2020-10-13 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'know, hiring the editor of Apocalypse Now to write and direct an extremely depressing grimdark mid-80s sequel to The Wizard Of Oz loaded with tons of horrifying nightmare-inducing imagery and almost zero connection to the 1939 MGM musical everyone loves might SEEM like a terrible idea... (long ...
2020-10-06 13:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
In the spine-tingling conclusion of our very first Patreon Request Month, we cover Kenneth Hodgins and Patrick Thatcher's request for one of Disney's most notorious cult classics, a whiz-bang retro action spectacle from 1991 that truly had everything...except an audience. Join Tony Goldmark, Ales...
2020-09-29 14:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon Request Month just keeps chuggin' along with Justin Wilton's request for the 2003 remake of the unforgettable classic story that dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if person was other person?" Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Kyle Kallgren as the...
2020-09-22 17:21:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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Patreon Request Month marches on with Matthew Bogatz's request for this weird, misbegotten relic from Disney's very brief and extremely regrettable period when they unaccountably tried to be Dreamworks. Ever wanted to see a film with aliens, baseb...
2020-09-15 19:51:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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Patreon Request Month continues with Alex the Azurath's request for a randomly-selected episode of the less-successful animated series from the creators of Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, starring none other than the one-and-only "Weird Al...
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Escape From Vault Disney triumphantly returns from a five-month hiatus to continue Patreon Request Month by covering Rob Bergman's request for a particularly weird episode of the way-weirder-than-you-remember Little Mermaid TV series of the early...
It's finally done! I promised a State Of The Parks on the Splash Mountain/Princess and the Frog retheme announcement back when they first announced it, and now, over two months later, here it is! It's a lot longer than any other State Of The Parks video (turns out I had a LOT to say on this topic...
2020-08-26 09:32:50 +0000 UTC View PostAs I mentioned in this post - https://www.patreon.com/posts/33959647 - Escape From Vault Disney returns on September 2 (and as of now you've got slightly less than six days left to submit your requests for Patreon Requ...
2020-08-10 09:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congratulations to ROB BERGMAN for getting them all! Attached is a screencap of his entry!
As you all know, you've got just over a week left to submit requests for "Patreon Request Month" on Escape From Vault Disney - 2020-08-07 11:06:29 +0000 UTC
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So about a month ago, I tweeted a list I made of the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe compiled in chronological order by scene, and it went super-viral and inspired a buncha clickbait articles. It seemed only natural to follow it up with a series of videos summarizing each scene and detailing how...
2020-07-01 01:21:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Available four days early for my beloved patrons! Includes several never-before-seen Bosby bits, including a few remnants of my abandoned Season Three Outtakes Special. I am so very, very, very sorry.
2020-04-19 15:49:58 +0000 UTC View Post
My sincerest apologies for being so late with this one. It's the longest episode yet, and the longer an episode is, the longer it takes me to edit it. But, I'm still releasing it to you, my beloved patrons, 24 hours before I release it publicly.
In our last episode before we take a coronav...
To make up for the late posting of the Frank and Ollie episode last week, this episode is available TWO DAYS EARLY for my beloved Patreon patrons!
Did you know that in 1991, Disney distributed a Norwegian pirate movie? We sure didn't, until the randomizer picked it for this week's episode ...
To make up for the late posting of Jack last week, this episode is available TWO DAYS EARLY for my beloved Patreon patrons!
Summer camp! What is it? Where did it come from? What does it want from us? This week the randomizer picks the final episode of a 2018 Disney Channel reality TV serie...
In 1996, the acclaimed Oscar-winning auteur behind The Godfather and Apocalypse Now saw fit to direct a PG-13 Robin Williams comedy about a ten-year-old trapped in the body of a forty-year-old, and this week the randomizer chooses that very movie. What could possibly go wrong? Join Tony Goldmark,...
2020-03-10 20:17:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Extree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL!
2020-03-03 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE!!! Annnnd, the request lines are CLOSED! Thank you all so much for your requests and your loyal patronage, and best of luck to all of you!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
My podcast, Escape From Vault Disney, will be returning with weekly new episodes starting on SEPTEMBER 2!!! (Sept...
Just cuz I damn well felt like it.
This montage is available to patrons ONE WHOLE WEEK before I release it publicly! How bout that!
It was bound to happen eventually: the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen a NatGeo documentary, and a particularly slow and boring one at that. But boy oh boy, it sure does have a lotta pretty slow-motion footage of animals to fall asleep to. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Dav...
2020-02-25 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: The version of this episode that'll drop on Libsyn, iTunes, Spotify, Google Play etc. later today will be a slightly re-edited version, with some of the spoken bits in a different order. I listened to it again and thought of some better ways to make the conversation flow a bit more smooth...
2020-02-19 09:33:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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What happens when a Nicktoon becomes a Disneytoon? Apparently they run out of ideas and say "Screw it, it's a superhero show now." This week the randomizer picks a 1999 episode of the show that inexplicably had "Brand Spankin' New" in its title at...
2020-02-11 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder I am Groot ROCKET & GROOT SHORTS!
2020-02-04 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
At long last, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss the "final" chapter to that weird space opera series the American Graffiti guy came up with when he couldn't get the rights to Flash Gordon, Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker!
Thank you all for being so patient with this one.
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What if Lizzy McGuire was also Tyler Durden AND Killer Frost? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 (a magical long-forgotten era when some people apparently DIDN'T always want the whole world to read every last thought that fell out of their...
2020-01-28 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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The movie's called "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" and Kalabar isn't in it, and it all goes downhill from there. This week Tony teams up with The "Weird Al" Phabet podcast as the randomizer sadistically chooses the inexplicable 2001 sequel t...
2020-01-21 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to pick one of the 67 Winnie the Pooh products released that February. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they check out POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE!
2020-01-14 14:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Remember that Dreamworks animated movie Madagascar? Ever wonder what it'd be like if it looked like garbage and completely sucked? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 to pick the first and thankfully only animated feature produced by C.O.R....
2020-01-07 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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What if Winnie the Pooh was needlessly different? This week the randomizer picks another TV episode, namely an early-2000s Playhouse Disney series that turned A.A. Milne's beloved creations into hideous puppet monsters! Join Tony Goldmark, Zach H...