UPDATE! This is the final cut of the final episode of the year, complete with closing segments AND a State Of The Parks segment about the recent annual passholder class-action lawsuit. Enjoy!
This week, for our final Christmas episode of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2007 t...
UPDATE: And, here's the FINISHED finished version, with all the closing segments intact!
This week, for our second of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to last year to pick one of 2020's seemingly endless stream of COVID-prompted TV specials in...
Here's the finished version, with all the closing segments plus a State of the Parks segment on the disastrous launch of DisneyGenie+!
This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2021, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick a half-hour animated ABC Christm...
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This week the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, chooses more NatGeo content for us to endure! In this case, an episode of a three-part documentary miniseries from 2014 which CLAIMS to show us horrific footage of an entire continent being pus...
UPDATE: FINISHED EPISODE including a State Of The Parks segment on the Destination D23 announcements!
This week we're bypassing the randomizer for another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Kyle A. Carrozza "makes" us watch three classic theatrical animated shorts from the la...
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The Roger Rabbit shorts episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring a State of the Parks segment on the newly-announced makeover of Mickey's Toontown at Disneyland!
UPDATE: Finished episode! Available twelve hours early to my awesome Patreon patrons!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1998 to make us cover Nancy Meyers' inexplicably-beloved remake of a 1961 Disney classic, in which the two Lindsay Lohan clones who WEREN'T destroyed in ...
UPDATE! Finished episode!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch everyone's favorite kind of Disney+ branded content, a NatGeo special! Fun. Specifically, a special that answers the question, "How do we take the inherently interesting topic of badass femal...
UPDATE: Here's the finished episode, complete with all the closing segments intact and a State of the Parks on Disneyland raising ticket prices and teasing the return of the Main Street Electrical Parade!
This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the ...
UPDATED to include a State of the Parks on the current state of theme park movies, along with all the usual closing segments!
This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2002 to cover yet another Disney Channel movie, from the exa...
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The Scream Team episode won't be ready until next week, so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE on the top ten episodes of Escape From Vault Disney, as voted on by my Twitter followers!
UPDATED to include a State of the Parks segment on Walt Disney World's 50th Anniversary!
Available (finally) ONE DAY EARLY to my Patreon patrons!
This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to cover yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, specifically one where the fut...
UPDATE: Finished episode!
It's our final week of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2017 to pick Troy Lundquist's request for an animated feature from the gone-but-not-forgotten Blue Sky Studios, a timeless fable about the virtues of individualism an...
UPDATED to include a State of the Parks segment on recent news about Finding Nemo: The Musical, Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance and Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin!
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It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going a...
UPDATE: FINISHED EPISODE!
It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1989 to pick Paul Sebert's request for a beloved Disney Afternoon show that aired right after the waterfowl who swam through currency but before the bear who flew a plane, a...
Available ONE DAY EARLY to my Patreon patrons! (toldja I'd be back on track this week!)
It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 1993 to pick Nolan Deming's request for one of the most iconic, beloved episodes ever of the deathless primetim...
UPDATE: FINISHED EPISODE! ENJOY!
This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2021 by going all the way back to 1979 to pick Nicholas M. Gentle's request for a curious mostly-forgotten "What Would Walt Have Done"-era would-be Disney classic, and I think we can all agree that o...
UPDATED to include a State of the Parks segment on the recently-announced "Disney Genie" app and "Lightning Lane" replacing FastPass.
Available EIGHTEEN HOURS EARLY to my Patreon patrons! (Sorry it's not quite AS early as I would've liked, but hey, it's still technically Tuesday in most of...
UPDATED to include a State of the Parks segment on the permanent closure of The NBA Experience at Disney Springs!
Available one day early to my Patreon patrons!
This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover the second film in a beloved nostalgic sports movie trilogy about the ...
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Unfortunately the "D2: The Mighty Ducks" episode won't be ready for public release until next Wednesday the 18th (earlier for you wonderful patrons) so in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE on the newly-announced details of the Star Wars: Ga...
UPDATED to include a State of the Parks segment on Disneyland's newly-announced "Magic Key" annual pass program AND my thoughts on the new Jungle Cruise movie!
Available THREE DAYS EARLY to my Patreon patrons!
This week the randomizer goes back to 1994 to cover an animated series ba...
UPDATE!!! Annnnd, the request lines are CLOSED! Thank you all so much for your requests and your loyal patronage, and best of luck to all of you!
That's right beloved patrons, it's that time of year again! September 2021 will be Escape From Vault Disney's second annual PATREON REQUEST MONT...
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This week the randomizer goes back to 2009 to cover one of the most highly-rated Disney Channel Original Movies ever made, a Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato dual vehicle which dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if a princess had to STOP...
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This week the randomizer goes back to the mid-2000s to cover an animated series from Toon Disney's "Jetix" block of action shows, a show which, one can only assume based on its title, is either about a super team of robot monkeys going to ...
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This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to cover that one time the Disney Channel decided to make a movie about the plight of indigenous people, specifically Navajos of New Mexico, torn between tradition and modernity, reliant on a country...
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For the third and final minisode of this off-month, here's a State Of The Parks segment on the newly-announced Tower of Terror movie Disney has in development, with Scarlett Johansson attached to star and produce.
UPDATED UPDATE! Sorry about that folks, must've been a weird glitch. Should be working now.
UPDATED EPISODE! With a new State of the Parks segment about Mickey's PhilharMagic's new Coco scene, and Disneyland Paris' newly-announced "Premier Access" system replacing FastPasses.
This w...
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Escape From Vault Disney remains on hiatus for the month of June, but in the meantime here's the second of three BONUS MINISODES! This one's a minisode-length State Of The Parks segment on the origins of the newly-opened Avengers Campus at Dis...
There was no minisode this week and the Prince of Persia episode isn't quite ready to release yet, but I didn't want the week to pass without giving SOME sort of exclusive to you, my beloved patrons. So, here's the PRECONCEPTIONS segment of the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time episode. Enjoy!<...
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Escape From Vault Disney is taking a hiatus for the month of June, but in the meantime here's the first of three BONUS MINISODES! In this one, we present various outtakes from the Go Figure, Spider-Man (1981), Clouds and Pixar Popcorn episodes...