“Her name is Wordsworth,” she says.
And my world blurs.
Inky words blotted out, letters turned into indistinct shapes, meaning lost to—
“Tay. It’s OK, Tay, I promise. Stay with me,” a clever fox says.
But foxes are like faeries, and you can never tru...
2022-10-05 15:13:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what people don’t tend to associate the Boardwalk with? Hotels.
Which is kind of silly, when you think about it, because it’s the tourist trap par excellence in the Bay, and tourists need to stay somewhereif they manage not to get killed before dropping t...
2022-10-04 21:48:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn recent years, there’s been an increasing trend in the Japanese youth to try and emigrate to foreign countries where some of the societal issues they face in their everyday lives are somehow mitigated. Of course, we being Japanese, and with our identities so deeply rooted in belonging to our ...
2022-10-03 20:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post“I hope that one day you’ll be able to forgive me,” Colin says.
I slowly raise my eyebrow at him to cover my mounting panic as I let Power go off, because that’s not something you want to hear from a superhero when you’re an (allegedly) reformed villainess wearing civil...
2022-10-03 03:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostYukinon’s skin is softer than anything I’ve ever touched.
She’s… I already knew this. I’ve held her hand, pulled her along to one place or another while a guilty part of me enjoyed her nearness more than I thought I was allowed to.
I’ve hugged her, squeezed her ...
2022-10-02 04:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostThis time around, the €5 poll had a tie for first place between Yui’s Lily garden (always a strong contender) and Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World. Given I’m currently stuck writing Yui’s ravishing of Yukino (I apologize for this, I keep putting pressure on myself because the last chapter ...
2022-10-01 07:13:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe cochlea is the part of the human ear that directly connects to the auditory nerve. It’s a snail-shaped organ full of moving fluid that, stirred by the vibrations transmitted to it through the middle ear, stimulates up to twenty-five thousand nerve endings, the combinations of whi...
2022-09-30 00:47:33 +0000 UTC View PostThere once was a time of tyranny, a dark age of the world when man could not choose to give up, to even breathe after an exhausting battle. A nightmarish era when you were forced to push ever forward, never looking back for fear that all you had accomplished would turn to ashes, that y...
2022-09-29 05:50:56 +0000 UTC View PostAnd yet again, it’s that wonderful time of the week when I look back on what I was supposed to do and... despair! My schedule has left me in despair! It being available on the internet has left me in despair!
…
Is it too late to add a Sayounara, Zetsubou Sensei option to the poll?...
2022-09-26 23:18:07 +0000 UTC View PostAmy healed me.
She… I was expecting her to bitch at me, to be her snarky, grumpy self as she held my hand and funneled the indistinct biomass into my body to replenish everything of mine that was spent in restoring Tattletale’s body.
She didn’t.
She grasped my w...
2022-09-26 02:04:25 +0000 UTC View PostOK, here's the newest plot bunny poll, now with at least a little bit less forgetfulness on my side (that is, including more of the damn things running through my head). Some of you may notice my including a RWBY option, and I think that requires some clarification: I'm not really a fan of RWBY l...
2022-09-25 00:19:16 +0000 UTC View PostA lot has been said regarding the virtues and merits of anime parents—mostly, how their absence facilitates both the plot and the ecchi harem hijinks—but one thing remains unsaid, one key factor that makes the life of every shounen (or particularly kinky seinen—that is, most of t...
2022-09-24 00:15:07 +0000 UTC View PostAs much as I love my baby—
Motorcycle rate of accidental injuries substantially higher than—
As much as I love my baby, which is a lot, I must admit that, compared to a car, there are some things for which it may not be perfectly suited—
In...
2022-09-22 17:21:47 +0000 UTC View PostMadoka – The New Girl Is So Dreamy
OK, OK, I managed to, somehow, make it to the second period with clean underwear. It only took rushing back home and hurriedly changing in my room while refusing to answer any uncomfortable questions (that is...
2022-09-21 01:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, it’s yet again time for me to do a mini postmortem and set up my new expectations to wreck during the coming days.
Last week I was uncharacteristically realistic, in that I only failed at (yet again) writing Yui’s Lily Garden. There are extenuating circumstances ex...
2022-09-19 23:52:45 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, people ask me why I became the manager of the soccer club. My usual answer was that I just want to be helpful to my youthful senpais while they struggle to give it their best.
The truth is… OK, this will sound like a cliché, but the truth is complicated.
Being...
2022-09-19 04:27:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe greatest romances were always mired in tragedy.
“Lisa…” I say, trailing off as she twists the key to her apartment, and the door swings open.
She turns to me, a nervous smile on her lips, and I can see the brief twitch in her eyebrows as she suppresses her power, ...
2022-09-17 19:35:46 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, Anna, this is your chance to shine!
I mean, aside from all those other chances you wasted throughout your entire life…
OK, none of that. I may lack talent in academics, swordsmanship, battle magic, politics, horse riding, poetry, sewing, … I’m pretty sure I...
2022-09-16 23:08:13 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the apparent dearth of work over this week, Wake-up Call was harder to write than I anticipated. As to the other things in the queue, the next Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World should be done soon, but I won't be able to properly edit it until after lunch. I think this one's quite fun, ...
2022-09-16 09:42:31 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know one thing I hate in movies? The fade to black.
You got a romantic comedy going, and you know the onlyreason anybody’s willingly sacrificing their non-renewable braincells to the dark gods of Hollywood’s accountants through the spiritually painful experien...
2022-09-15 00:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, this time around I almost managed to stick to my goals (Wordsworth is… well, I’m trying to make it perfect, which as anybody who knows the first thing about writing will tell you, is the best way for something to not be written). I’m currently working on what ...
2022-09-12 19:14:50 +0000 UTC View PostNight comes early in winter.
…
Aaaaaaaah! No! This is forbidden! I won’t turn simple statements of fact into the jumping point to a prolonged monologue full of sophistry and self-serving reasoning! I refuse to become yet another clone of him!
We already h...
2022-09-10 23:52:14 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, first of all I’d like to reassure you that the next All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! is coming later today. It’s just that I’m definitely not going to be able to finish it before leaving for lunch, so I thought this would be a good time to get this out of the way.
... 2022-09-09 09:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostMadoka – Oh God What Is Even
I… I need to get out of here.
Hitomi and Sayaka have already left, and I’m just huddled on top of the toilet’s cover, my face burning about half as intensely as the heat I’m feeling between my legs, a...
2022-09-09 08:31:38 +0000 UTC View Post“You don’t think this is overly dramatic?” Colin says by way of greeting as he gets out of the van parked in front of his apartment.
A beige PRT van disguised as a civilian vehicle that, I’m told, is perfectly suited to fulfill a lesbian’s needs after a second date.
... 2022-09-07 02:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, while I try to get back into Lisa’s head and not rush the end of Wake-up Call (it’s coming… someday), I’ve made one decision and the start of one. Mainly, the page now accepts annual memberships.
I’ve hesitated to offer that option for quite a while because I...
2022-09-06 21:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostNow we return to our regularly scheduled program!
Except not quite, because I’m a moron.
Seriously, everyone, I apologize for the mess over the past couple of weeks. I’d like to say it won’t happen again, but I don’t know what’s going on anymore, as now there’s ...
2022-09-06 14:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the things I always found ridiculous in fantasy worlds? An element of worldbuilding that required a hefty dose of Bellisario’s Maxim? The one piece of a setting that I would rather remain unexplored?
Dungeons.
Look, I understand, The Lord of the Rings is the grandf...
2022-09-06 03:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostAmong the models of sex-dedicated gynoids that Ginosko develops, there are a few standard lines based on the same human-seeded AI for consistent results easily recognized by our most… loyal customers.
… I’m trying to have a serious monologue about this thing, and I just can...
2022-09-04 01:51:39 +0000 UTC View PostI'm sorry for the dearth of content over the past two weeks, but at least it looks like the constant noise of renovations has toned down a bit and today I was able to sleep enough to start making up for my deficit in that area. The thing is, while I always try to get you the most polished prose I...
2022-09-03 00:46:56 +0000 UTC View Post