Female morning wood is not a thing.
Wait, let me correct myself: it shouldn’t be a thing.
I shouldn’t wake up next to an extremely naked Taylor wrapped around my own bare body, burning heat between my thighs and a spot of wetness on the sheets below. I shouldn’t be desp...
2023-01-25 09:04:48 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story
2023-01-23 04:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhen one looks at the training regime of the average action shounen protagonist, a couple of things come to mind. The first and foremost among them is that the main character in question must be the kind of masochist that even the haughtiest of ojou-sama-laughter-spouting, whip-wielding, drill-ha...
2023-01-20 04:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostTeasing Brian is fun.
Watching Rachel push to get out of her shell and interact more with us is heartbreaking.
Joking around with Alec is both things.
And so, after my latest rooftop scene, after a day of confronting things too near to my trigger event… Having dinner with them...
2023-01-18 08:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostStop me if you’ve heard this one before: a man from the modern world with no particularly remarkable qualities who is invariably single, preferably unemployed or working at a dead-end job, and whose plans for the future should involve a call to a therapist and/or the suicide prevention lifeline...
2023-01-17 06:24:21 +0000 UTC View PostSeeing as we’re currently going over past material, not because it was unduly covered by these rigorous lessons—unparalleled under the Heavens, as the current trends in Chinese knock-offs of classic shounen would state—but because the topics in question are as deep as the bottomless sea or ...
2023-01-13 05:56:47 +0000 UTC View PostRooftops are becoming kind of my thing.
I don’t like it. It makes me predictable.
Lisa Wilbourn’s affectation—
Okay, fine, I don’t really care. Yes, I may be slightly paranoid about getting ambushed yet again by an urban sniper, but it’s not something...
2023-01-11 05:58:53 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. Everybody is an adult, without a single e...
2023-01-08 03:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostDanny Hebert Is Still Disliked
Watching Lisa rush away on her bike with Taylor clinging to her from the backdoor of my kitchen is, somewhat, a tad less disorienting than when she did so by herself, flipping me the bird right after dropping the engagement bomb.
<... 2023-01-04 04:11:20 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I started this whole thing in August of 2021, nearly a year and a half ago. One could say it was long overdue or that my middle-life crisis hit me weirder than most people. At least one of these two is definitely, partially correct.
What matters is that it worked.
Partially 2023-01-02 01:35:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it’s that time of the month again!
… Give or take about a week.
I’m really sorry it slipped my mind this far, but, well—actually, no buts. I messed up. I haven’t been handling the holidays well, and I apologize. The good news is that said holidays will be ending soon, ...
2022-12-31 18:34:27 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s been a while since we touched upon the subject of harem logistics. While our earlier lectures were certainly as rigorous and enlightening as the rest of our course has been, they focused on the part of the harem that more readily comes to mind in such studies, that is, its constituents. 2022-12-31 02:19:37 +0000 UTC View Post
My control over my swarm has grown steadily since I gained my powers. In some ways? I think part of it is not due to experience, but…
To Lisa.
To Lisa and her hilariously concerning arguments with the voice in her head.
Because, while my own ability with arthropods isn’t qui...
2022-12-29 01:15:28 +0000 UTC View PostAs I hope it won’t become a yearly tradition, the Christmas Special has been just finished at a time where one could generously deem the 25thof December to still be a thing in some time zones (which is no longer true as I finally set to edit this).
This year I’ve got another excuse, tho...
2022-12-27 02:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostChamomile tea.
Chamomile tea has long been a staple of.. fuck this, I’m not in the mood for a lecture.
Also? This is awkward.
Like, really awkward.
So, trying to mask some of it, I grab the cup of chamomile tea in front of me, bring it up to my lips, and take in...
2022-12-20 23:44:03 +0000 UTC View PostSo, it’s been a while since I did one of these, mostly because I think many of you were annoyed by me setting up impossible goals and then explaining precisely how and why I failed at them.
I can’t fathom why.
Anyway, I think I took the wrong lesson out of that. I need to communic...
2022-12-19 16:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostDo you remember all those romantic comedies in which an unlikely couple hooks up not at the end of the movie but somewhere close to the beginning? The ones where the story is not about the typical Meet Cute, but about how those two horribly clashing personalities who should have never gotten toge...
2022-12-18 03:11:15 +0000 UTC View PostOriko – Plans Within Plans, or ‘Dance, Puppets, Dance!’
“Are you certain of that?” Kyuubey inquires, not for the first time.
I suppress a weary sigh at her panicked insistence, but not entirely, letting a hint of my frustration out so that ...
2022-12-15 21:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhen one takes a more than perfunctory look at most anime plots, a worrying, even disturbing trend soon becomes apparent: grudges.
They all have grudges.
Be it the everlasting rivalry of two martial artists being born out of stolen bread, the regret of a genocidal prince at an alien r...
2022-12-14 03:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostSo, my old room.
It’s… I dismantled my computers when I ran away from here after Taylor’s little stunt that would forever get me unfairly labeled as a school shooter by people who shouldn’t be throwing stones while living in forcefield houses.
I mean, I shot one stude...
2022-12-12 03:32:30 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, Trish parades me around. It’s one of those weird status things—in this case, an android ‘owning’ a human being—that make some deals go that bit smoother. It’s also a good way to keep my cover, seeing as I’m expected to be eye candy while Magda and my… well, my girlfrien...
2022-12-09 23:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostKojirou Sasaki and Musashi Miyamoto, the most famous swordsmen in Japan, the ones who could be said to have solidified the very concept of rivalry itself as it’s come to be understood nowadays. And what are rivalries but one of the very pillars of shounen, nay, of Japanese culture itself? Indee...
2022-12-07 03:36:26 +0000 UTC View PostIt will come as no surprise at this point in my story that I will state this: I like rooftops.
‘As you all know’ narrative device—
Shut up. That doesn’t apply here.
Not when I’m overlooking my adopted city from my own rooftop, the cold wind of early evening ru...
2022-12-04 23:18:03 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s one thing about JRPGs that most players of other (lesser) genres tend to envy: the lack of escort missions.
The poor, deluded fools.
One would think that a whole genre that is most famous for turn-based battles would be free of such a scourge on a player’s last nerve, yes,...
2022-12-02 10:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostKyouko - Being a Good Senpai Is Hard
This was not how I expected to spend my evening.
“And then… Then I keep using this stupid voice, and singing lines from the kinds of songs nobody knows I like, and everything goes downhill from there—”
... 2022-11-30 04:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostI’m dreadfully sorry about posting this so late in the month, I’m afraid it completely slipped my mind due to… well… I made a whole post about why I’ve been such a mess as of late.
Again, sorry about that.
Anyway! There are good news, such as somebody who shall remain anonym...
2022-11-28 21:19:49 +0000 UTC View PostLong have we talked (that means more than once) about the battle-planning scene and how it relates to cooking battles with a twin-tailed tsundere, but what we’ve rarely touched upon is the battle itself. Certainly, that would seem to be the entire point of the previous scenes, as they have the ...
2022-11-25 22:26:33 +0000 UTC View PostOK, I honestly don't have a clue what Thanksgiving is all about other than having excessive amounts of food with family and friends, but, for all of you who celebrate it, have an incredible day. I'm getting there with the next All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! chapter and, after discovering it wa...
2022-11-25 11:42:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe good thing about living in a lawless city where every LEO is either too busy running for their life or taking bribes?
Approaching intersection. Red traffic light. Lack of visibility. Pedestrian starting to cross parallel to—
No traffic cops.
I accelerate, my bike ...
2022-11-24 00:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post