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October’s Poll Results and Objectives

First of all, I would like to thank you all for your patience as I continue to struggle with regaining what should be my regular writing pace. Said struggle would be a lot easier if things that I envision as easy, lighthearted diversions would stay that way when I sit down to write them....

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Wordsworth – Chapter 30 – Tenebrism 1

Taylor

I don’t trust Emma.

I can’t trust Emma.

I won’t trust Emma.

“But you trust me, don’t you, Sweetie?” Lisa’s voice asks from the earpiece hidden between my inky locks.

“That is not a fair question,” I answer a...

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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 91

The Power of Friendship.

Yes, we’ve already tackled this subject in our lecture series, but, as pivotal as the matter is to the shounen genre as a whole, as central to otaku culture itself, I fear we may not have delved as deep as it deserves. You see, as we’ve already explained, the Po...

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October’s Plot Bunnies Poll

So, first of all, allow me to thank you once again for your continued support. I think I’ve managed to progress on some of my goals for this month, but I still need to hit some of them that I may need to delay for next week. I think that I can safely manage both the next Tales and the ...

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Wake-up Call – Chapter 98

Claire Wallis

“It’s all so different,” I say, looking at the phone in my hand.

I remember the bulkier ones, those that people with aggressive suits and sunglasses would flaunt when getting out of sports cars near Medhall.

Medhall.

That doesn...

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Wordsworth – Chapter 29 – Colors – 10

Amy is broken.

She keeps looking at the two molten women at her feet.

Just… looking.

“It’s not your fault,” Vicky whispers in support, still wrapped around her sister’s shoulders like she’s been since I came back with Armsmaster.

I should move.

I should g...

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The Warring First Time of Geniuses [Kaguya-sama, NSFW]

The first time!

When couples finally come together, baring their innermost selves to one another, allowing their vulnerability to reach past the barrier of fear and apprehension so that two can become one. One of the milestones that young lovers anxiously yearn for, hope for, strive for. View Post

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 90 – Iroha Isshiki Isn’t That Forgiving

Iroha Isshiki

Part of me is about to faint due to the sheer, heart-melting cuteness of his sleeping face lying atop my thighs. Another more cautious part is already cringing at his possible reaction to getting a ‘lap pillow’ or whatever terrible combination of ...

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Wake-up Call – Chapter 97 – Disarmed

Colin Wallis

“I’m so proud of you,” Mom says, sitting by the side of my bed, holding my hand, smiling down at me with tears held back in her eyes, doing… doing what I’ve been doing to her for years.

Since she started losing herself.

“I’m t...

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Wordsworth – Chapter 28 – Colors – 9

“I… I can…” Vista says.

And then falls.

I shoot toward her, as fast as I can with the last dredges of Amber I can keep a hold of despite everything that surrounds me, everything that would make it so easy for Red to take over just so that blinding rage could cover up all the h...

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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 89

Among the many, many things that anime characters tend to do that may seem unremarkable at first blush (and, no, blushing doesn’t number among them; that could be another whole lecture entirely) are the… all-nighters.

We have all seen it in one way or another: from the fighter ...

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Wake-up Call – Chapter 96

“I should melt your insides,” Amy says, arms crossed, her bulky robes doing a perfect job of not conveying her body language, her body shape, or anything at all other than poor fashion sense.

“Not on the first date,” I reflexively answer because, yes, I’m this much of a moron.

...

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Wordsworth – Chapter 27 – Prisms 2

Miss Militia

The streets are calmer than they should be.

So I don’t have to speed up toward the nearest crisis. I can go at my leisure, my motorcycle just a bit over the minimal speed for this avenue near the Boardwalk, as I wave at some of the fans taking ...

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Poll Winners, Goals for September, and a Bit of an Extra Poll

So, this time around, “Chef’s Choice” won handily the plot bunnies poll, with MonsterGrimmGirls coming a close second and Kyon’s life being suffering an immediate third. The extra chapter or 3k poll has a three-way tie between Chef’s Choice, Periodical Cicadas, and Komachi Points, which...

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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 88 – Iroha Isshiki May Be Tired of This Shit

Iroha Isshiki

He’s a moron.

“Seriously?” I, most likely futilely, ask.

“Neither Yukino nor I have experience with this, and Haruno isn’t going to take care of it. For obvious reasons,” he says, just adding the little twist of emotional black...

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Wake-up Call – Chapter 95

Days go by.

It’s an easy sentence, isn’t it? Three words. Three syllables. Three sounds. The bare minimum to say that life goes on, no matter how you feel about it doing so.

And… sometimes? It is that easy.

Bantering with Alec as Rachel steadily improves on her cu...

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A Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy – Chapter 13

Missables.

The scourge of all RPG players

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A Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy – Chapter 12 – Repost

Companion systems, party management, XP and loot sharing, perma-death,… There are many ways to have the mechanics of an RPG impress on a player that the secondary characters he’s fighting by the side of, courting, trying to get himself rid of, or a combination of all of the above, are, in fac...

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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 87 – Repost

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in the dungeon?

This, at first blush, seems not only to be a nonsensical question but one we’ve already answered with a resounding, ‘No, it isn’t, and do you even realize what kind of game you’re playing?’ in our ongoing lecture series.

Ye...

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September's Plot Bunnies Poll - And What The Heck's Been Going On

So.

As most of you may be aware of, my page was suspended due to violating Patreon’s Community Safety Guidelines last week. I tried to send a mass message to inform you all about the whole thing, but I was cut off from the messaging system, and it looks like only some of you got an email ...

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I Can’t See Your Scars [FMA, NSFW] [16k Words]

Synopsis: Roy Mustang survived the fina

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Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World – Tale 7 – A Knight Needs Her Armor – Part 2

Author's Note: I obviously und

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Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World – Tale 7 – A Knight Needs Her Armor – Part 1

Author's Note: This is the first part of the latest Tales. The thing is about finished, but I just don't have enough energy left to finish the last two scenes and edit what's left of the story today, so, seeing as I feel horribly guilty about not having posted anything in the pas...

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Wake-up Call – Chapter 94

“This is all your fault,” I say to a still-blushing Taylor.

She of the anti-Thinker measures looks at me with a stony, inflectionless look only betrayed by her dilated capillaries and holds my gaze.

My clearly unimpressed, completely deadpan gaze.

Then she cracks.

“I...

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Periodical Cicadas – Chapter 12

I don’t hate Dad.

“Taylor, can we talk?” the man on the other side of my bedroom’s door asks.

I don’t. I… I am angry at him. Betrayed.

But I don’t hate him.

“Sure,” I answer with a nonchalant tone that fools absolutely no one.

Least of all me.

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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 86

In one of our past lectures, we talked about how the traditional trope of enemies becoming allies is not only a good way to enmesh a usually engaging character arc in the plot but also, and most importantly, a magnificent way for the author to avoid doing more work when coming up with ways to exp...

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Wake-up Call – Chapter 93

Breakfast.

Breakfast is… the most important meal of the day? Something like that.

It’s also, apparently, a way for Alec to emotionally blackmail me yet again into getting up early because otherwise, I’ll miss Rachel’s attempts at culinary excellence that often involve some kin...

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All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Yui’s Lily Garden – Chapter 11 – Sisters

Haruno

Impossible man.

I… I should be thinking about Saturday. About all the things I wanted, all the things I gave up on, and all the things that were impossible until they suddenly weren’t.

I should be thinking about the woman I’ve loved for lon...

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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 85 – Haruno Yukinoshita Spent Too Much Time With Hachiman Hikigaya

The Yukinoshita family has plenty of companies under their umbrella, but only one bears the family name. Its main offices are at the heart of Chiba, a reminder of just whose family helped make the city what it is today.

On those offices, at the top floor, there’s a studiously luxurious ro...

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In Which Agrippa Once Again Overshares

So, some of you may be a bit miffed at me dropping cryptic references about something going on with my life that’s making writing harder than usual. There’s a reason why I haven’t gone into specifics, and it’s that, some time ago, I was told by a former subscriber that they had gotten tir...

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