All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Zaimokuza Gaiden – Chapter 2
“So…” Hachiman looks at me while barely lifting his eyes from his lunchbox. “What’s this all about?”
“What? Can’t I just want to spend time with my sworn brother? Must there be some k...
2021-09-26 02:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. Everybody is an adult, without a single e...
2021-09-25 01:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt is not a gross exaggeration to say that schedules are the foundation of society. If everyone was free to come and go as they pleased, not staying at a dreary office until their sleep-deprived minds started coming up with waking terrors and their children got personally acquainted wi...
2021-09-24 03:28:44 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. Everybody is an adult, without a single e...
2021-09-23 03:29:55 +0000 UTC View Post‘White and Nerdy’ is a Weird Al Yankovic song that parodies the song ‘Ridin’,’ which, as far as I am concerned, is clearly superior to the original.
No, this isn’t relevant at all; I am just so bored that I am coming up with random trivia. Just because.
Lisa...
2021-09-22 03:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. Everybody is an adult, without a single e...
2021-09-19 19:31:14 +0000 UTC View PostExpectations are the tyranny of the past ensuring the future will always become a disappointment. Since we are mere children, we learn that the expectations of our parents can only lead to realizing one’s own inadequacy when the scorecard finally arrives to show the cruelty of the ac...
2021-09-17 02:53:09 +0000 UTC View PostDaniel Hebert
‘I am fine, dad. Problem solved.’
I read the phone message from Taylor for the third time, my shoulders finally sagging in relief when I allow myself to believe the words I’m reading—and the thinly disguised message t...
2021-09-15 01:39:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe duty of a kunoichi is to watch over her Lord from the shadows, always ready to intervene when needed. This is the only reason for me to be hiding on the rafters of the Hikigaya household as my Lord undergoes the thorough, harsh negotiations of the peace treaty with the wayward Hira...
2021-09-11 17:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostJust a heads-up, today's chapter is a bit lacking in content because I wanted to let Hachiman breathe a bit (that is, get pointlessly angsty), to make up for it, there's a paired canon omake that I will publish before Sunday (if my sleep schedule stops kicking my ass).
2021-09-10 03:35:32 +0000 UTC View PostSome may think that the phrase “Hell is other people” reflects a loner’s quintessential perspective. That is naïve.
If it was true, a loner would almost perpetually live in a state where he easily avoided Hell just by following his own nature, yet, as we all (whose chuuni phase have ...
2021-09-10 03:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostHiding in an alley while we wait for Armsmaster to finally make his appearance isn’t as nerve-wracking as it could be. The immediate danger has already passed, and Taylor and I are more than capable of monitoring our surroundings for any disagreeable surprises, so it’s just a matte...
2021-09-08 02:20:51 +0000 UTC View PostAll right! Fine! I will take you!—Komachi’s acceptance—Omake
Warning: Spoilers for chapter seven.
I wake up numb, which isn’t that unusual. Not being able to lift my arms? That catches my attention.
“Fina...
2021-09-06 20:20:55 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, the results are in, and, not surprising anyone at all, Worm won the first poll. The second one, with a grand total of one vote, goes to Batman, so... Well, what comes next is me trying not to be a jerk and possibly failing.
I think about half of my current patreons are here becau...
2021-09-03 02:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostAs I dropped the phone I had just used to masturbate to the image of Hachiman tenderizing Shizuka’s vagina beside my head on the sofa I was lying on, a single thought ran through my head:
Yukino is going to kill me.
Right now, I was staying at the little brat’s flat while...
2021-09-03 01:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostYou wanna know something funny about humans, Power?
…
I will take the lack of biting, possibly self-inflicted snark as a yes. Well, you see, there’s that thing where we kinda evolved our emotional responses in a context where it didn’t make much sense to keep them for long. A ti...
2021-09-01 02:47:50 +0000 UTC View PostSelf-improvement.
Self-improvement is a personal attack, a way to keep the struggling masses not only outside the circle of those who have “won” at life, of those who have a group of friends, a girlfriend, and jobs that are something more than endlessly pouring in work, sweat, and tears...
2021-08-27 02:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostContrary to popular belief, hacking doesn’t involve frantically hammering away at a keyboard as symbols too fast to process keep scrolling up the screen. Most of the time, exploiting a known vulnerability just involves knowing which forums to frequent or what underpaid and overworked intern won...
2021-08-25 01:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe training arc is a comforting lie society tells us to make us believe we too can amount to something. If we just had the willpower to punch rocks until they shattered, our bones would magically strengthen and our attacks would surpass the Heavens without any kind of long-lasting injury crippli...
2021-08-20 02:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostIn a world full of deceit, disappointment, and office jobs, people need an outlet for their purer desires and feelings. They need something that, for a little while, allows them to think “the world is fair and just, and good deeds will eventually be rewarded.” That is, of course, a lie that a...
2021-08-18 06:42:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe nurse’s office is a deceitful oasis. It is often seen as a place for the main character to arrive, maybe after a minor scrape or sprain, and find a love interest who is there for pretty much any other weak excuse that most people would just walk off. The ever negligent (mature, beautiful, s...
2021-08-18 06:40:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt is said that men are geared towards tunnel vision due to our hunting instincts. Our eyes face forward, not to the sides, so it is perfectly natural (in the most literal sense of the word) that a dense harem protagonist will miss the clues being dropped left and right by the more subtle girls o...
2021-08-18 06:39:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt is an obvious yet easily overlooked fact that words that describe essentially the same concept apply almost exclusively to a select class of people and never the other. If a homeless man starts walking around the neighborhood talking about how the voices of the spirits are responsible for his ...
2021-08-18 06:38:26 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. Everybody is an adult, without a single e...
2021-08-18 06:37:23 +0000 UTC View PostFlames spreading over non-flammable surfaces—
“We need to get out of here, the building is going to burn.” Taylor nods at my warning and Danny tries to look like he knows what he’s doing, because he is a parent and that is just habit at this point. Being crouched over us as...
2021-08-18 06:33:58 +0000 UTC View Post‘All the cuddles’ may have been an overstatement, given in how much of a time crunch we currently were, but we still lounged in bed for far longer than it should be reasonable given the hour, said time crunch, and how soft Taylor’s body feels against mine.
Yes, that’s a factor. An i...
2021-08-18 06:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe rest of the conversation with Taylor and Armsmaster is anything but calm and collected. There’s quite a bit of raised volume, panicked back and forths, barely restrained swearing, and incredulous reiterations of objective (?) fact.
All in all, I would say I am in my element.
I hold Taylor for as long as I dare, but the clock is ticking, and the sounds of scared students starting to run say we need to hurry. “Tay, sweetheart, I need you to focus. We have to act right now.”
She looks at me, eyes swimming in tears, and she nods just before her face goes blank ...
2021-08-18 06:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post“Lisa, let me go, I need to leave,” Taylor says, with all the patience of somebody wrangling a toddler and trying not to resort to physical violence.
“Noooooo, stay!” I answer, with my best toddler impression.
“You are being ridiculous.”
“Me? You are the o...
2021-08-18 06:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post