Puella Monstrum Madoka Moecha – Chapter 2 – Sayaka is an Earnest Girl
Mami – Teaching Is Hard,
2022-07-06 01:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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June 5th to 10th Schedule and Poll
Sorry about not writing this yesterday, I was actually set to do it after publishing the chapter I was set on finishing Sunday and that I’m still working on.
Which kinda leads me to my review of last week’s “schedule,” loose as it was. At first blush, it was kind...
2022-07-05 11:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostGinosko – Chapter 4 – Elizabeth’s Daughters
Theresa Ginosko
“They all make me so mad!” I grind my teeth and kick the synthetic wooden floor of my apartment, deliberately playing up the bratty little sister stereotype.
Why, you ask?
“There, there…” Ayane, musclebound, tanned, ...
2022-07-03 02:53:26 +0000 UTC View PostJune's Polls' Results
Well, it’s the start of the month, so, before the drop in subscribers that will show in the counter sometime tomorrow makes me go into shock, let me do part of my job: announcing the results!
This time around, the extra poll has been won by the narrow margin of a single vote by…
T...
2022-07-01 23:40:38 +0000 UTC View PostTales from a Lewd Fantasy World – Tale 3 – The Summoner and the Summoned
When I wake up, there’s only yearning.
A heat that demands to grow, a cold that begs to be kept at bay, a void that needs to be filled.
Without time, without boundaries, without shape.
Perfect thirst, flawless hunger.
Yearning.
And then I hear a name, an...
2022-06-30 23:10:05 +0000 UTC View PostSchedule? What Schedule? There’s No Schedules Here
Soooo… That happened.
Turns out last week was a bit of pure, undiluted, Tzeentch-worthy Chaos. Part of it was my fault because I forgot that I had some unavoidable family things going on, and part of it was my body betraying me in my darkest hour. Thing is, we’re now about to...
2022-06-28 13:20:24 +0000 UTC View PostA Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy – Chapter 3
Death: the last, greatest adventure.
Most
2022-06-28 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostSlight Delay on Konosuba
Sorry to pull this crap yet again, but, well, I've got, without going into the gory details, a bit of a digestive issue that's making it really hard to write anything even remotely erotic despite me trying. I should be recovered by tomorrow. As to the wreck that my schedule's become over...
2022-06-26 00:09:26 +0000 UTC View PostJune's Plot Bunnies Poll
Yet again, I fully expect Konosuba to win this poll. Why's that, you say? How can it win when I've yet to write this month's chapter of it?
All right, first of all, I'd like to apologize about that. My life keeps being a mess of a rollercoaster. Still, I'm in the middle of writing the chapt...
2022-06-24 21:55:16 +0000 UTC View PostAnnouncement: The future of Self Insert of the Dead
So… I’m dreadfully sorry to do this to all of you guys, but I’ve talked with Leekz01, and this story just isn’t turning out to be what he was looking for. I’m a bit bummed out, because we were just getting to the martial arts parts that I’d been refreshing my knowledge of, ...
2022-06-24 21:28:36 +0000 UTC View PostAll Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 43
Anime parents are mysterious creatures.
More often than not, their existence is implied rather than stated as, unless the setting has made some disturbing technological advances in how reproduction is handled (that won’t turn, at all, into an I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-hentai...
2022-06-24 21:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostWake-up Call – Chapter 44
Taylor – Spectating
I’ve been shot.
Really, it’s almost a wonder it hasn’t happened sooner. Somehow, being almost burned to death by a dragon on my first outing and then having to fight a mad bomber whose explosions could be loosely defined...
2022-06-22 22:37:44 +0000 UTC View PostPuella Monstrum Madoka Moecha – Chapter 1 – Homura Took A Wrong Left
Disclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This includes the characters not involved in sexual events. Everybody is an adult, without a single e...
2022-06-21 19:35:50 +0000 UTC View PostJune 20th to 26th Schedule
All right, it's time for me to yet again face my terrible, awful mistakes, and constant shame! Gods, I'm turning this into a conversation with my ex, aren't I?
(Joking, in case that wasn't clear. It's more like a conversation with my parents.)
Well, about those mistakes… You know wh...
2022-06-20 18:04:17 +0000 UTC View PostTangled Regrets – Chapter 11 – A Future for All of Them
Junko Kaname – Motherhood
2022-06-18 23:46:34 +0000 UTC View PostAll Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 42
Iconic lines.
This is a subject we’ve already touched upon in our ongoing lecture series, “Learn Anime With Hachiman-sensei,” coming soon to an educational channel near you. Still, while the matter at hand was treated with all the exhaustive seriousness this well-loved seri...
2022-06-17 11:36:53 +0000 UTC View PostWake-up Call – Chapter 43
Gunshot wound perforating left triceps. Profuse bleeding. Brachial artery damaged. Blood loss from major artery likely to become lethal in—
“Tay! Tay, stay with me!”
Her eyes are closed, her face a mask of silent pain as she lies on my wooden floor, the pool ...
2022-06-15 10:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostSelf Insert of the Dead – Chapter 7 – Saya’s Not That Kind of Zombie
Going back to the police sniper’s stash for an eventual terrorist attack—
‘I’m pretty sure that’s not what all those weapons are for, Lee.’
I’m American, Takashi. Everybody’s a terrorist until proven otherwise.
‘Don’t you mean innocent...
2022-06-14 18:33:32 +0000 UTC View PostJune 13th to 19th Schedule
So…
I fucked up.
One of my most unpleasant traits, and one that I’d hoped to spare all of you from, is that, when I feel down, I’ve got a certain tendency to look for ways for the world to “punish” me. It’s not a masochistic thing, just… feeling like I don’t...
2022-06-13 23:39:55 +0000 UTC View PostAll Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Yui’s Lily Garden – Chapter 6
Meat and potatoes, and a salad.
Mama has never been that good of a cook, other than a few select dishes she likes enough to have perfected over the years, but nobody can screw up meat and potatoes.
Yukinon seems to agree, going by how she’s systematically and sil...
2022-06-13 17:18:36 +0000 UTC View PostAll Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 41 – Rematch: Round 2
I am in Hell.
“This… This offendsme on a deep, personal level,” Haruno says, vaguely pointing at the TV with a wide, sweeping gesture that…
That makes her naked breasts bounce.
It’s… very eye-catching.
“You’re the one who chose ...
2022-06-12 17:59:09 +0000 UTC View PostPeriodical Cicadas – Chapter 7
Emma’s living room is silent, her whole family staring at me in a way that I doubt I would have been comfortable with even before I stopped visiting—
They are silent. Let’s leave it at that.
Which, given Noah’s here, it seems like a small miracle.
Of course, g...
2022-06-10 21:18:16 +0000 UTC View PostWake-up Call – Chapter 42
Taylor ran me a bath. Just as she promised.
What she did not say was that she wouldn’t get in with me.
Which may have accounted for me being sulky after about half an hour of hopefully soaking in warm water and mountains of bubbles, looking at the door and expect...
2022-06-09 02:52:28 +0000 UTC View PostSelf Insert of the Dead – Chapter 6 – Occasionally, We Should Remember the World’s Gone to Hell
Author’s note: Warning. Some of you know I can get… creative when it comes to horror. And this is a zombie story. Just… make sure you’re in the right mood to read it.
And please don’t blame me for any inadvertent trauma. I can’t afford the l...
2022-06-07 19:57:50 +0000 UTC View PostJune 6th to 12th Schedule
All right, I think calling the past week an utter mess won’t be a surprise to anyone bothering to crosscheck what I post with what I say I’ll post. This time around, I’m sorry to say I’ve got no excuses, I’ve just been feeling particularly… unproductive. Batman stalled me a...
2022-06-06 21:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostApril Seventeenth – Chapter 3 – Bruce 2
The Batman existed as a paradoxical being. He was a man devoted to keeping order, to suppressing those parts of society that should never flourish in a lawful, functioning world, yet, at the same time, most of his life was spent in the middle of those anomalies and aberrations. Bruce W...
2022-06-06 05:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostAll Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Yui’s Lily Garden – Chapter 5
“Yui, I’m ho—home?” Mama asks, keys still in her hands, the door to our apartment open behind her, her long, pink skirt slowly settling down after her last step.
And she just stands there, staring at Yukinon and me kneeling on the wooden floor between the entrance and the...
2022-06-04 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAll Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 40 – Rematch: Round 1
“I’m… I don’t have anythinghere to prepare; this is just unfair!” Iroha complains as she paces barefooted inside my bathroom while I try to chase her, hairbrush in hand, wondering how she keeps dodging me in the enclosed space.
At least she’s somewhat dressed...
2022-06-03 07:35:21 +0000 UTC View PostJune’s Poll Results
Well, to no one’s surprise, Konosuba won by a landslide the Plot Bunny Poll (I’m tempted to just give it a monthly slot so that the poll actually does something, let’s see how much work I can get done). As to the other poll… Yeah, this one’s been a surprise.
Fo...
2022-06-01 20:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostWake-up Call – Chapter 41 – Armed and Mastered – Epilogue – A Hoard Is Treasured
They look so cute together…
I shift my attention to do a quick check of my alarm systems. The Birdcage is operating as usual, the enforced order of Teacher’s and Lustrum’s regimes maintaining the casualties lower than they were before they arrived, even if for entirely diff...
2022-06-01 03:30:46 +0000 UTC View Post