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Pete's Vagina -14- Line of Scrimmage

Dave, Jake and I had our little huddle with Coach Wilson about how things were going to go Friday night. The rest of the team did drills under assistant coach Pasco's guidance. The senior cheerleader squad was also meeting at the far end of the field.

I saw Megan with them and resisted the ...

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'Toodsday

Annoyed, irritated, fed-up! Charlotte had been a girl for only a few weeks, but what with parents, doctors, boyfriends, her new boobies turning tender and ouchy...she knew it was time....in a word, it was 'Toodsday!

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Quillian -23- Let Us Prey

Quillian is back ... in the stew!

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Staggerfly by Joyce Melton

Staggerfly

By Joyce Melton


I dreamed this whole thing a few months ago. It was a movie-like dream with shot angles and scene cuts. It didn’t seem like a full-length movie so maybe it was an episode of a TV show. Kind of like the old Alfred Hitchcock show. It was done in a...

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Anyone we know?

Yeah, through the magic of computer image manipulation, this is me as I might have looked forty years ago. :D

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Love for a Price

Working for my mom’s catering company back in the 90s didn’t usually cause any problems. I could help out wherever she needed me, as server, cook, or driver. Or all three if I were running one of the food trucks solo.

But this was a party at some rich guy’s place in the hills above th...

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Valor by Melanie Brown - DopplerPress Cover Preview

Just because you were captured by the enemy and, um, bimboized, doesn't mean you can't be a hero when jelly turns to jam.

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Bike -11- by Angharad - Cover Preview

Already on Kindle, just not Live for purchase yet, probably sometime in the next day. :)

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Pete's Vagina -13- Forty Yard Dash

Pete’s Vagina

By Joyce Melton

Chapter 13 – Forty Yard Dash

Coach Wilson thought the reason I gave him for wanting to avoid undressing in the locker room was hilarious. “She what?” His grin could not have been wider. “She marked you, huh?” He...

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Getting Ahead - cover preview missing image

The reason this was missing is hilariously illustrative of morning brain. Patreon changed the order of the types of posts, so I clicked on text post by rote and when it didn't ask for an image, I didn't supply it! Doh!

Photo 29665067 / Businesswoman Running © Photographerlondon | Dreamstim...

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Getting Ahead in Romance by Maryanne Peter - Cover Preview

Maryanne's latest book, probably next week sometime. :)

What lengths would you go to in competition for the one you love?

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Thela of Palan -3- First Aid

The two strangers watched with interest as Jacob pulled out his first aid kit again and began tending his wounds. He’d tried speaking to them, first in English then in his bad Spanish and they had replied in some language he hadn’t recognized. It sounded vaguely like Italian with a Swedish li...

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Thela of Palan -2- Painted Wolves

The boy who was nearly a man, Striker, kicked more sand over their little fire. They had let it burn too long, but Longeyes’ fever had worried them both. After a good early meal and more rest, though, the older man seemed recovered enough to continue their trek.

The boy pushed his long bl...

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Dragon's Fang -8- by Shauna J. Rousseau

DRAGON’S FANG

Shauna J. Rousseau

Cover Typography by Joyce Melton

Cover Image Source: Photo 6936442 / Girl © Marek Paju | Dreamstime.com<i/>

Author's Note: I was fi...

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Tilt: The Witch's Kiss

Life is complicated, with all kinds of little moving parts, and if you're not careful, someone is going to hit you with something.

My girlfriend is a Mafia Princess. For real, her name is even Princess. And she's addicted to this pinball machine called The Witch's Kiss. And sometimes, I tur...

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Boy vs. World - Cover Preview

Boy Wilson has an odd first name. What's even odder is he looks and sounds like a girl!

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1802: A Romance

1802

J.E. Melton

Connor Pembroke crouched in the ditch, checking the load in his pistols. “Jason,” he called softly to the big redhead keeping watch by the haystack. “What was the name of that woman you were swiving in Portugal?”

“I wasn’t,...

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Girl Park Adventures by Melanie Brown - Cover Preview

Coming soon from DopplerPress, Melanie Brown's collected  Girl Park Adventures with cover design and typography from Kirstyn Piper Plummer!

Original Image "Fantasy fairy tale castle 3D illustration by Mark" from Adobe Stock.

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Thela of Palan

Jacob Stone pushed his goggles up onto his helmet and wiped the sweat off his face. He loved biking, he really did, but he always hated it in the middle of one of these forty-mile mountain rides. He took his water bottle from the holder and used a gulp to rinse road dust out of his mouth before s...

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Bike 11 by Angharad - Cover Preview

Easy as Falling Off a Bike 11 will be going up on Kindle soon!

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Mind and Body by Maryanne Peters - Kindle Cover

Do you like stories of mind and body changes with (mostly) happy endings? Boy, does Maryanne have a book for you!

If Kindle will release it!

Anyway, it should be out soon, and we will have a blog on BCTS to announce the release. :)

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Fallout! - Masks 17 by Rodford Edmiston - Cover Candidate

Art by Melanie E, typography by Joyce Melton

Book probably out this weekend

It's a goodie!

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Special FX -21- Glue

Amanda told me, but I had a hard time believing it. “What do you mean theatrical glue won’t stick to my skin? Doesn’t it stick to everyone’s skin?”

She shook her head. “I’ve had this problem before, usually with kids who have really smooth skin. The glue just doesn’t stick....

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Sixteen the Hard Way -5- Exam

The next day of school, Wednesday, was excruciating. I tried to talk to no one and not look anyone in the face. I did have to take my note from the doctor to the school office, and they changed my schedule so I would go to study hall instead of gym.

And I wore Mom's little elastic chest-ban...

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Pete's Vagina -12- Roughing the Passer

I made it to school on Monday, still using Jake’s truck, after picking him and Megan up. She sat between us on the wide bench seat, but snuggled up close to me. For some reason, this seemed to disturb Jake and he wouldn't look at us. There had been an uncomfortable silence in the cab from Megan...

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Dragon's Fang -7- by Shauna Rousseau

DRAGON’S FANG

Shauna J. Rousseau

Cover Typography by Joyce Melton

Cover Image Source: Photo 6936442 / Girl © Marek Paju | Dreamstime.com

Author's Note: I apologize for th...

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Quillian -22- by Joyce Melton and Daniel Ford

This was our cliffhanger for the end of the first book, if Quillian had ever been published as a regular comic book. Which it wasn't. :) Nobody had to wait longer than a week for the next image, and I'll be back next week with the beginning of the finale of the story.

Lots to love here, lik...

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Quillian -21- by Joyce Melton and Daniel Ford

The cops in the last two panels were intended to be recurring background characters. Ray and Hector would keep witnessing strange events and taking pictures, not that anything came of that directly. :)

Things look bad for our heroine at this point but really, we're only halfway through this...

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Quillian -20- by Joyce Melton and Daniel Ford

A silent page to demonstrate some of Quillian's defenses. Inkypus's acid is fairly mild but lemon juice in the eyes is no joke. Note Tom Stabbo's strike to Ptarro's midriff, Quillian's ability to project quills from almost any part of her body, and Harrienda being used to help block the stench of...

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Quillian -19- by Joyce Melton and Daniel Ford

Inkypus's metabolism is probably as weird as Quillian's anatomy. :)

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