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Wednesday Knights -18- Mistakes Were Made by Melanie E.

Wednesday Knights

By Melanie E.

Chapter 18 -- Mistakes Were Made

We were almost to the stairs leading down to the deck with the dance club when I felt the ship lurch, causing me to grip Brian's arm even tighter as my compromised balance sent me wobbling, with even more associate...

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Romancing Yesterday by Maryanne Peters on Kindle

Finding the right someone has never been easy, whether you're a sailor in the 18th Century South Seas, a Viking raiding 13th Century Russia, a white South African conscript, or a lonely farm kid in mid-20th Century America. But it is possible to find your happy ending through the applications of ...

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A Modest Proposal - Melanie Brown Coming from DopplerPress

Probably mid to late June.

Hugs,

Erin

Photo Credit Alialka from Deposit Photo

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Wednesday Knights - Belle of the Ball by Melanie E

Chapter 17 -- Belle of the Ball

I looked at the glass in my hand and frowned.

To be honest, I've never been much of a drinker. Sure, I'd had a wild night here or there with my friends, or the occasional wine cooler to wind down at the end of a long day at home, but I was normally a 'o...

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Ponytail Heroes by Melanie Brown

Copyright Melanie Brown © 2023

“The Alliance loves these little hellholes just a little too much,” complained Corporal Perkins for the twenty-seven millionth time. Or almost, anyway.

“Knock it off, Perkins!” I exclaimed. Several of us were gathered in the PX, trying ...

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Sixteen the Hard Way-20.1- In Her Room

I made it to my room and sort of threw myself at the bed, pretty much like I’d been doing for fifteen years. Big mistake. My bra gave up holding things in on the first bounce and my new accessories assaulted me. I almost turned into a joke punchline with two black eyes before I got my hands up ...

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Amulet of Wisdom -3- by Mr. Lajien

Chapter 3

Edited by: Julia Miller

I walked into my room, kicking my shoes and throwing myself on the bed. It's not fair, I never wanted to be a girl, but it doesn't seem like I have a choice.

The gem was part of a much bigger artifact, something legendary that no one believed to...

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Wednesday Knights -16- The Golden Goose - by Melanie E

Wednesday Knights

Melanie E.

Chapter 16 -- The Golden Goose

There were many things that had me on edge Thursday morning.

There was the makeup I'd spent half an hour getting right. Not that most people would consider that too terribly long for cosplay makeup -- and it wasn'...

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Pete's Vagina -37- Clotheslined

I felt dazed and sour. Being on the football field wasn’t as dangerous and scary as the thought of the sort of social gymnastics people like Joanna excelled at. Lee Frick had done some kind of verbal judo on me, and now I had a date to go see a movie with him. At the drive-in! In his van!

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Wednesday Knights -15- Final Fitting by Melanie Ezell

Chapter 15 -- Final Fitting

"Stop it."

"I'm not doing anything."

"Well, stop it anyway," I said, glaring at Brian for a brief moment before turning my attention back to the road. He still had the same stupid smirk plastered across his face he'd been wearing when I'd gotten back ...

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Pete's Vagina -36- Endzone

“Hi, Pete,” said  Joanna, her face visible from under the door. She twiddled her fingers at me in a cheerleader wave.

“How did…” I started to ask, but Megan interrupted.

“When the guys couldn’t find you, we knew where you must be.” Her head was now visible beside ...

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Wednesday Knights -14- Forfeit by Melanie E

Wednesday Knights

By Melanie E.

Chapter 14 - Maria

*Bzzzzzzzzt*

I released the buzzer and waited, hoping the third time was the charm. I was about to hit it again when I heard a click, and the speaker next to the panel of buttons came to crackly life.

"Door's open, c...

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Amulet of Wisdom -2- by Mr. Lajien

Ch.2

We arrived at Gail’s house, and she stopped in front of the iron gate before the gate opened automatically. Gail then pulled the car through the gate and stopped. We both left the car, and Gail handed the keys to the security guard.

I was always amazed...

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Amulet of Wisdom -1- by Mr. Lajien

The Emerald Gem of Wisdom

My name is Jason Carter, or at least it was. I used to be a boy like any other boy who had just turned 18. As I look down on my body, I ask myself how did this happen?

It was two weeks ago; my grandma had just passed away a couple of days before that. We went...

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Pete's Vagina -35- In the Pocket

The room got rowdy and stayed rowdy. I cringed when they cheered the footage showing me taking down Ginger.

“Stomp him! Kick him!” They screamed, even though the film showed me bringing down Bulldog #17 in a textbook clean tackle.

“Way to go, Petey!” they shouted, and someone ...

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Wednesday Knights -13- Ol' Smokey by Melanie E.

Wednesday Knights

By Melanie E.

Chapter 13 -- Ol' Smokey

The best-laid plans never seem to survive contact with reality, and so it was with our day at the park.

We had just finished taking a spin on Swamp Thang -- think teacups, but with swamp boats, faster, and the whole ...

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Gymnozeas -2- Esquire

It took nearer three hours than two to reach Latterman Village, in part because Clark belatedly discovered that the easy way to move an unbalanced load in a wheelbarrow is to pull, not push. With Mr. Latterman packed into the bowl of the ‘barrow, and Clark between the arms in leading position, ...

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Sixteen the Hard Way -19.2- All in her head...

Dad arrived home while I was outside playing pickle with Linda with Donna as the girl in the middle. We kept the game kind of low-key so Linda could keep up and make a few catches of my soft throws.

Donna sneered at me at one point. “You still throw like a girl,” she said.

I snort...

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Pete's Vagina -34- Runback

Jake demonstrated how well Baby Blue could scoot, taking us out the back way from his neighborhood and joining the highway partway up the long straight climb north of town that led to a series of switchbacks. The noise from the open windows became a roar as Jake accelerated up the long pull.

<...

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Wednesday Knights -12- Bog Bottom by Melanie E.

Wednesday Knights

By Melanie E.

Chapter 12 -- Bog Bottom

It took me a while to figure out where we were heading. I'd lived in Bayonet for almost a decade, but I'd grown up further north, closer to Alexandria. Brian, on the other hand, had lived his entire life relatively local, ...

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Hard Time by Melanie Brown - DopplerPress Cover Preview

We're a bit behind getting this up here.

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Heroes of Romance - Maryanne Peters (Book 20) Cover Preview

Maryanne's new book about Heroes and Helpers will be out from DopplerPress later this week, barring accidentally knocking the Earth off-axis. Here's my first attempt at a cover.

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Sixteen the Hard Way -19.1- Cruet World

I cut up veggies for salad, we eat a lot of rabbit food as Dad sometimes calls it, but both Donna and I are teenagers and no zits between us. I love raw carrots, and you can make a wonderful salad just from turnips and spinach. We had more choice for this one though, carrots, red onions, cucumber...

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Wednesday Knights -11- B-Minus by Melanie E.

Chapter 11 -- B Minus

On any normal day, someone walking into my bedroom would be greeted by a whole lot of boring. Plain white walls, in deference to not wanting to re-paint when we eventually move out. Twin bed with no headboard, a burnt orange comforter and matching checked pillowcases (...

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Cold Pizza by Melanie E.

1.

Light may move faster than sound, but I heard the click of the switch and the hum of the fluorescents kicking on well before the light struck my eyes and set me blinking.

“What the?!”

I grimaced as I stood up, not needing to wait for my eyes to adjust to know who was in t...

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Special FX - 30 - Mishegas

The light came at me like a scene from a baseball movie where the batter has a fear of the ball. It got bigger and brighter and more solid looking, and there was another universe inside it!

A blonde girl who looked a bit like me but younger (I had never been younger than I was at the moment...

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Pete's Vagina -33- Possession

I thought I’d left Dad at the rear of the lot with the new arrival of used cars from California, but there he was on the concrete apron in front of the showroom windows with Mom and my sisters standing around a blue car. He must have jogged to catch up with me before I got here.

Everyone ...

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Wednesday Knights -10- Bitties - by Melanie E.

Chapter 10 -- Bitties

"ShitshitshitshitSHIT! YES!" I let out a whoop as my kart crossed the finish line, narrowly bumping TimSkittles' own out of the way and granting me victory.

"Well, monkeyfarts," Tim said, his voice tinny and scratchy over his cheaper headset.

I duplicated t...

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A Different Me -1- Union Station

I sat at the counter of the bar I’d never been in before and sipped whisky I didn’t like, listening to people I didn’t want to know talk about what was wrong with the world.

One man was certain that something he called “wokeness” would destroy everything that was worthwhile, thoug...

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Sixteen the Hard Way -18.3- Pants

I had to get up and do something or just sit there until Mom or Donna came in to chivvy me into some other girly activity. Like painting my nails, maybe. This thought caused me to look at my nails, and I was annoyed to see that I had torn a nail and hadn’t even noticed it. Okay, that got me up ...

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