Hello! You may not have seen a poll like this before if you're new on Patreon!
We do a Hat Chat podcast weekly, and we like to discuss hypothetical situations, and we always prioritise the ones you vote on first! So, here's this weeks selection:
Option 1
2023-01-27 10:29:55 +0000 UTC
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Confident, we hop in to MULTIPLE vaults, but there's something very important Trott forgot to tell them...
2023-01-26 17:23:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Once again a HUGE thanks for being a Patreon, you've gone above and beyond exceeding our expectations with such a big influx of praise and support. It's honestly so heart-warming to see so many of you behind us, so thank you!
With that said, we just wanna keep providing you g...
2023-01-25 17:26:41 +0000 UTC
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We've got a bunch of footage from our fun military style shoot, this is the first of a few! Enjoy!
2023-01-23 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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We've geared up, we've "trained". Let's jump into our FIRST vault!
2023-01-20 21:38:27 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
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2023-01-13 09:00:02 +0000 UTC
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We're back to punching trees everyone, but this time in a very exciting mod pack that has genuine PURPOSE! Look forward to a long running series in a special EXTENDED format as a big thanks for supporting us <3
2023-01-12 14:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Welcome if you're new here! We do a Hat Chat podcast live every friday, and because you're a loyal supportive fan you get to help decide the main hypothetical situations that we discuss in the episode!
SO here's you're options this week:
Option 1
How w...
2023-01-12 11:49:22 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
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2023-01-07 01:03:51 +0000 UTC
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Option 1
The multiverse exists. You get put in a waiting room with five other versions of you, each from an alternate universe. What do you talk to yourselves about?
Option 2
You find out that somehow you’ve gained immortality. You ...
2023-01-06 12:28:30 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingles to ...
2022-12-23 13:32:22 +0000 UTC
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It's the last Hat Chat of the year, so let's go out with a BOMBSHELL.
Sorry about the length of option 3, it's really important to get all the details ok?
1 Death takes a holiday and leaves earth for a thousand years. how does this change mankind?
2022-12-22 11:27:53 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
This episode we have the hilario...
2022-12-09 17:10:18 +0000 UTC
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Fingers crossed we have a special guest for this one, so let's pick with extra BRAIN WRINKLES!
1 You find The Ultimate Wiki
The Ultimate Wiki is exactly what it says on the tin. It is a complete repository of all there is to know. It is, when you find it, p...
2022-12-09 12:35:36 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingles to ...
2022-11-25 18:30:21 +0000 UTC
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Let's get right down to it boiks
1 The entire internet shuts down for 40 days. What happens to the world in that time?
2 Would you be willing to participate in a scientific experiment where they would hold you underwater until you drown, re...
2022-11-25 13:24:27 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingles to ...
2022-11-18 22:00:39 +0000 UTC
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Bit of light treason for today m'lord?
1 You have just been crowned monarch of the United Kingdom. How do you ruin the Crown's reputation so badly that the UK decides to become a republic?
2 You find out that an asteroid 100 km wide is headed for eart...
2022-11-18 11:47:26 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films' - Today's episode features Ravs! - Check out his stuff here: https://www.twitch.tv/ravs
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and...
2022-11-12 14:19:15 +0000 UTC
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We've got special guest Ravs on today, so pick well!
1 There's a nasty, untrue rumour going around about you, one that could seriously damage your reputation. What do you do?
2 100% proof is found that being buried after death traps the per...
2022-11-11 13:38:22 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingles to ...
2022-11-04 22:28:05 +0000 UTC
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Here we go!
Option A
"Dam' good Baby Beaver can-opener" taxidermy contest
You are critically low on money. In order to get some fast cash you enter a taxidermy competition being hosted by "Dam' good Baby Beaver can openers". they need an idea for a ne...
2022-11-04 13:04:40 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingles to ...
2022-10-28 20:28:13 +0000 UTC
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GET YOUR THINKY BOX ON BOIKS
Option A
The pass out hypothetical
let's say you take a pot brownie, or drink expensive liquor, or snort a line of high-grade cocaine, during said high, your told your gonna have the worst crash or your life after th...
2022-10-28 10:37:46 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingl...
2022-10-14 22:44:12 +0000 UTC
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These questions are getting weird now that I've found a subreddit for them...
Option A
Every time someone dies, their ghost still visibly remains. What ends up happening to society?
Option B
A rat starts demanding you pay rent.
A ra...
2022-10-14 11:36:06 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred! We're also joined by Tom Clark AKA Ang...
2022-10-06 19:31:28 +0000 UTC
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It's a day early, so you've got a fresher brain right?
Option A
You have a set of magic alphabet blocks. When you spell an english concrete noun with the blocks, the used blocks disappear, and the spelled noun appears. When you spell an adjective, you become that adje...
2022-10-06 12:12:03 +0000 UTC
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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'
Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!
E-mail questions and fingles to ...
2022-09-30 17:18:41 +0000 UTC
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Are you ready?
Option A
If you were trapped with an evil psychopath/sociopath who was going to murder you, would you freak out and beg them for your life or would you remain calm and bravely accept your fate?
Option B
You are driving a tax...
2022-09-30 10:26:36 +0000 UTC
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