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Hypotheticals for Hat Chat ep.124

Hello! You may not have seen a poll like this before if you're new on Patreon!

We do a Hat Chat podcast weekly, and we like to discuss hypothetical situations, and we always prioritise the ones you vote on first! So, here's this weeks selection:


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I should have warned them... - Episode 3 - Vault Hunters EXTENDED

Confident, we hop in to MULTIPLE vaults, but there's something very important Trott forgot to tell them...

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Members Videos update!

Hey everyone! Once again a HUGE thanks for being a Patreon, you've gone above and beyond exceeding our expectations with such a big influx of praise and support. It's honestly so heart-warming to see so many of you behind us, so thank you!

With that said, we just wanna keep providing you g...

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Acer Predator Outtakes & Behind the Scenes!

We've got a bunch of footage from our fun military style shoot, this is the first of a few! Enjoy!

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The FIRST Vault! - Episode 2 - Vault Hunters EXTENDED

We've geared up, we've "trained". Let's  jump into our FIRST vault!

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How To Disappear!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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We're BACK! - Episode 1 - Vault Hunters EXTENDED

We're back to punching trees everyone, but this time in a very exciting mod pack that has genuine PURPOSE! Look forward to a long running series in a special EXTENDED format as a big thanks for supporting us <3

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Hypotheticals for ep.123!

Welcome if you're new here! We do a Hat Chat podcast live every friday, and because you're a loyal supportive fan you get to help decide the main hypothetical situations that we discuss in the episode!

SO here's you're options this week:

Option 1

How w...

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This is the Next Huge Craze for 2023!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypotheticals for ep.122


Option 1

The multiverse exists. You get put in a waiting room with five other versions of you, each from an alternate universe. What do you talk to yourselves about?

Option 2

You find out that somehow you’ve gained immortality. You ...

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How We Managed To Rebrand Satan

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypotheticals for ep.121!

It's the last Hat Chat of the year, so let's go out with a BOMBSHELL.

Sorry about the length of option 3, it's really important to get all the details ok?


1 Death takes a holiday and leaves earth for a thousand years. how does this change mankind?

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How we'd Alter the History of Truth ft. Pyrion Flax

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

This episode we have the hilario...

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Hypotheticals for ep.120!

Fingers crossed we have a special guest for this one, so let's pick with extra BRAIN WRINKLES!


1 You find The Ultimate Wiki

The Ultimate Wiki is exactly what it says on the tin. It is a complete repository of all there is to know. It is, when you find it, p...

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This is how the Internet Kills the Supermarkets!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypotheticals for ep.119!

Let's get right down to it boiks


1 The entire internet shuts down for 40 days. What happens to the world in that time?

2 Would you be willing to participate in a scientific experiment where they would hold you underwater until you drown, re...

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How to Convince your Parents you're a Kid again!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypothetical for ep.118!

Bit of light treason for today m'lord?

1 You have just been crowned monarch of the United Kingdom. How do you ruin the Crown's reputation so badly that the UK decides to become a republic?

2 You find out that an asteroid 100 km wide is headed for eart...

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Why I Married A Dyson Ft. Ravs

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films' - Today's episode features Ravs! - Check out his stuff here: https://www.twitch.tv/ravs

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and...

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Hypotheticals for ep.117!

We've got special guest Ravs on today, so pick well!


1 There's a nasty, untrue rumour going around about you, one that could seriously damage your reputation. What do you do?

2 100% proof is found that being buried after death traps the per...

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What's YOUR Gimp Suit?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypothetical for ep.116!

Here we go!


Option A

"Dam' good Baby Beaver can-opener" taxidermy contest

You are critically low on money. In order to get some fast cash you enter a taxidermy competition being hosted by "Dam' good Baby Beaver can openers". they need an idea for a ne...

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Would We Use The Most Evil Superpower?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypotheticals ep. 115

GET YOUR THINKY BOX ON BOIKS

Option A

The pass out hypothetical

let's say you take a pot brownie, or drink expensive liquor, or snort a line of high-grade cocaine, during said high, your told your gonna have the worst crash or your life after th...

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How To Deal With Your Pesky Rat Landlord

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred! 

E-mail questions and fingl...

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Hypotheticals for ep.114!

These questions are getting weird now that I've found a subreddit for them...

Option A

Every time someone dies, their ghost still visibly remains. What ends up happening to society?

Option B

A rat starts demanding you pay rent.

A ra...

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The Horrifying Truth About Clones Ft. Tom Clark (Angory Tom)

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred! We're also joined by Tom Clark AKA Ang...

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Hypotheticals for ep.113!

It's a day early, so you've got a fresher brain right?

Option A

You have a set of magic alphabet blocks. When you spell an english concrete noun with the blocks, the used blocks disappear, and the spelled noun appears. When you spell an adjective, you become that adje...

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What Kind Of Criminal Are We?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

E-mail questions and fingles to ...

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Hypotheticals for ep.112!

Are you ready?

Option A

If you were trapped with an evil psychopath/sociopath who was going to murder you, would you freak out and beg them for your life or would you remain calm and bravely accept your fate?

Option B

You are driving a tax...

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