Chapter 27
Journey in the Dark
The conspirators dispersed. Fred and co said goodbye to Nob and Jessamy on the doorstep of The Watery Tart. Peaseblossum glared at Fred before wheeling Cob away, into the shadows.
“Will you be okay?” s...
2021-04-04 09:50:52 +0000 UTC View Post4
The Loryow King
"If they want to talk," yelled back Captain Marlow from the Bright Terror, "tell them to untie you."
Ansel wondered what would happen when the chain of command, that thin veneer of discipline that hel...
2021-04-04 09:40:08 +0000 UTC View Post3
Strangers in a Strange Land
Ansel joined the rest of the crew on the deck. The men were silent, clustered against the starboard railings and gazing out across the waves at the new land. Peeking between them Ansel could j...
2021-04-04 09:38:35 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 26
The Watery Tart
"So how exactly do we organize a fairy peasant revolution?" asked Joan, the next day, "and how do we come out of it with oodles of XP and loot?"
The party was gathered at a tavern across the way named The Watery Ta...
2021-03-28 09:12:08 +0000 UTC View PostHard Tack
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"Make a pass for survivors!" came the cry from the forecastle. Captain Marlow’s bellow brought life back into everyone’s limbs. High in the crow’s nest, Ansel eased his fingers off the railing. He moved them, carefu...
2021-03-28 09:06:48 +0000 UTC View PostPart I
Six Years Earlier
LOCHLANACH
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The Sea is Always the Same
The Lochlanach fleet flew south, cleaving passage through the humid, cloud filled skies....
2021-03-28 09:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostA hush fell over the rolling foothills and plains that led to the sea. The sky was dark. High clouds covered the stars but the air was still. Heavy. If anyone had been present to taste that air, they might have noted that it tasted like iron. Expectant. Electric. As if a storm was on its way. But...
2021-03-28 09:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 25
I Was Reincarnated As A Magical Door Knocker
My first life was fine, if a bit mundane. Pleasant. A little dull. There was nothing particularly interesting or wonderful about it. I didn't accomplish anything remarkable. I didn't do any great...
2021-03-21 17:24:21 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 24
Knobs and Knockers
Fred pulled Joan through the mass of fighting elves and fairies. The rest of the party hurried along in their wake, ducking and twisting to avoid the flying fists and weapons. Fortunately, the combatants were so intent on...
2021-03-14 10:42:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 23
Pocket Kingdom
The party assembled in the morning light.
"Fuck," said Alice, looking around. "Fred didn't turn up?"
"No," said Joan.
"Do you think he died?" said Epic, her face pale.
"No," said Joan, "No.No,...
2021-03-07 13:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostInto the Woods
"Alright," said Joan. "If we are going to crush the Knights of Cake, if we are going to level this dungeon, we need money! Money, skill points, XP!" She turned to them all, her eyes blazing. "We need to grind. We need to grind hard."
By the very talented Jeremy Adams. Now I just need to finish editing...
2021-02-24 22:19:07 +0000 UTC View Post[Interlude]
War and Peace: The Untold Lemontree Story
by TK Marfether
I was born like everyone else. Only my womb was something you'd find on the kitchen table: a lemon. That lemon later became a nice sauce on a bit of salmon, a...
2021-02-21 12:38:58 +0000 UTC View PostRomeo and Juliet, Opus 64
The disco ball swung precariously from the high vaulted ceiling. Sparkles of light glistened and bounced off the piles of bones and the exhausted party.
"Well," said Alice, leaning on Hugo and wiping her brow. "That was fun."
"I could d...
2021-02-14 15:45:41 +0000 UTC View PostBone Voyage
"One card each," said the Ferryman. Everyone leaned in to look. The cards were black, of course, and bigger than usual with little stars worked in silver. The Ferryman was holding them in his skeletal fingers, facedown.
"Hang on," said Fred. "We know he ch...
2021-02-07 09:39:30 +0000 UTC View PostA Marrow Escape
The party awoke refreshed and in good spirits. Even Epic seemed happy – chuffed because she'd received an unexpected skill point in cooking from reading A Tale of Two Chickens. Fred had not received a skill point from his literary adventu...
2021-01-31 13:09:51 +0000 UTC View PostIn Which Sir Rigby Dickens Learns the Value of Five a Day
"Well," said Fred, looking around at everyone's rather shell-shocked and sugar smeared faces. "That was wild. Hang on," he looked around. "Where's Epic?"
A few minutes frantic search unearthed Epic, ...
2021-01-24 13:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Midnight Witch
"Okay," said Fred, as they entered Merry Plebbingtons. "Was it just me or did the Knights of Cake give off a really creepy vibe?"
"What do you mean?" said Alice. "They were hot."
"Dreamy," said Hugo, dreamily.
"Galahad was a Reaver, leve...
2021-01-17 19:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Knights of Cake
The next morning the whole party awoke late. The sun was high over the horizon as they started to stir. Fred yawned. He had slept well, despite the hardness of the ground. The chat was more subdued than the previous night but the remains of the bacon and...
2021-01-10 09:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post