Okay, he we go for Perseus P-Day!
Yes, it is the time where Perseus is landing, bring mayhem, madness, and tyranny!
The chapter 27 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood is coming, betaed and fileld with insanity!
Since I'm going to post it in a few hours, if you notice a mistake, d...
2024-06-06 06:10:47 +0000 UTC View PostHere we go for a big update of chapter 28 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood!
This time, have no fear, it is not a teaser, you have all the point of views in the right order.
And it is a big chapter, so you have 22,000 words.
No, it is not the ENTIRE chapter.
Right now, yo...
2024-06-03 10:12:44 +0000 UTC View PostSince I am in a good mood today, here is the next teaser in Games of Folly; there have been some points of view skipped, and it is short, but I wanted to have fun.
And well, it is a teaser, so going by Perseus' rules...well.
There will be more to come soon.
Enjoy the madness! 2024-05-31 11:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, the writing has sufficiently progressed that I can post a teaser here for the chapter 28 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood, which is titled, as mentioned above, Games of Folly.
The Suicide Squad arrives to Commodus' island.
Did someone say 'gladiators'?
Bwhawhahaha...
2024-05-30 06:14:37 +0000 UTC View PostHi, readers, I'm back from Italy, where I spent a few days.
Back with plenty of ideas, of course. Do you know how many representations of Greek Gods they are in certain museums near the Arno River? That was just a coincidence, I'm sure (as an aside the Medici seem to have a knack from looti...
2024-05-25 07:12:49 +0000 UTC View PostVermin-things! The hour of the Vermindoom has come, yes-yes!
The man-things will not be able to-to-
SMASH!
Ahem.
Pardon this interruption.
The hour of The odds were never in my favour, chapter 118, Last Questions, is finally here.
Please ignore the not-rat's co...
2024-05-17 06:31:59 +0000 UTC View PostHere it is, the final version of the most recent adventure.
It is complete, I swear. May a great vulture of blue feathers eat my nonexistent soul if I lie!
No destruction? No apocalypse?
Good.
Then let's go on a rampage, in the name of Anarchy and everything that is unholy...
2024-05-11 10:58:57 +0000 UTC View PostHere we go for another not-update.
You may or you may get the not-end of the Battle of Catachan in this not complete chapter...maybe.
Hypothetically speaking, the end of not-Hell Garden and the revelation of the not-events outside a certain Death World will be revealed by the end of t...
2024-05-09 09:06:40 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here we go again...
As can be expected, this not-teaser is about Hell Garden and-
[WARNING! WARNING! HOSTILE COMMUNICATION CORRUPTING THE NOOSPHERE!]
Vermin-things!
Once-once again the ugly-bad threat of unity chooses to choose its snout, yes-yes!...
2024-05-06 07:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostBecause it can't be a teaser if it's over 10,000 words, right?
Here we go for a lovely and delightful tourist adventure in-
Or maybe not.
It's Catachan, I mean.
You can't have an adventure there.
Only a dolorous and painful demise, after or during which plenty of nas...
2024-05-02 13:42:38 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, some good news for a change...
It seems that the difficulties experienced when it comes to The odds were never in my favour were due to the massive screw-ups that are now so common on ff.net.
My beta is fine, everyone is fin...
2024-04-30 06:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostHere we go for another not-teaser of 2024!
As always it is fair to say this is not a chapter, and it doesn't relate to any amusing world on a planet that is not categorised as 'Death World'.
It has nothing to do with a Hell Garden either.
Still, with me?
I've just begun th...
2024-04-28 12:36:00 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, the writing of the full chapter 27 is at last over.
Praise the Madness, and let the foundations of the Sea of Monsters tremble!
For everything is part of the plan (and in 28,000 words!)
I will soon post chapter 26 on the other websites as per the plan (again!)
Praise the Tyrant and Holy Madness!
Once again, your beloved leader of the Suicide Squad is back to explain to you how he has become invincible (truly).
A lot of beings were (probably) harmed in the process, but who cares?
The writing is almost over, so you will likely get the f...
2024-04-20 08:41:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe writing on the next chapter of An Impractical Guide to Godhood is progressing well, so here is a teaser to prepare yourself (somewhat) to the madness.
The title is Dawn of Blackmail, and yes, it probably begins exactly as you imagined.
Or not.
Enjoy, Bwhahahahahaha!
2024-04-16 09:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, now that the comments have a bit abated from TWO 13-2, matters of great writing can resume.
Unfortunately, as I said in a post a few days ago, I have a writer block on certain stories (by which I mean I try to write a set of certain scenes, and after each day, it ends up feeling unsat...
2024-04-12 08:33:54 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to do one more re-reading after lunch, but after more than twenty-four hours of correction and exchanges, I'm pretty satisfied by the final version of a certain update which might or not might include Decay, and which has been long awaited by the readers.
So barring some disaster ...
2024-04-09 09:46:09 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, sorry for the delay, but here I am again. Real life has been very busy lately, but this should get easier...should the Powers-that-be decide to stop karma in its tracks.
Anyway.
Here is the next chapter of The odds were never in my favour, since this is what my muses insisted I ...
2024-04-08 07:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostHello, there!
The writing and the correcting of chapter 55 of The Dance is not Over is officially over (though as always, if you catch a mistake, report it please, I will try to correct it before updating on the other websites).
It is, also officially, the biggest chapter of the story...
2024-03-28 10:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised the teaser 2 of the next chapter of the Dance is not Over.
You will get the full chapter before Easter, I promise.
Today, you see a new Criston, the first view in this timeline of Volantis, as well as Pentos trying to summon what military forces it can to parry the Braavos...
2024-03-26 09:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
As said in the previous post, here is a map of the Narrow Sea coastline on the Essossi side, with some additional locations compared to the previous ones.
Enjoy!
2024-03-24 09:36:34 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, I'm back!
Well, more or less.
The last two weeks haven't been really present. As always, you never realise how it is so good to be in good health until you aren't feeling well.
I've been getting better in the last days, which has unfortunately required getting a lot of med...
2024-03-24 09:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the chapter 116 of The odds were never in my favour, properly betaed this time.
It will be updated on the other websites later today.
Enjoy!
2024-03-20 07:08:29 +0000 UTC View PostBeloved readers, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news, of course, is that The odds 116 has been written and sent to my beta, so you can read it here!
On the front of the bad news, however, it's to tell you there is going to be a short delay before beginning the next ...
2024-03-13 09:37:24 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I posted the chapter 26 unbetaed of Perseus' utterly crazy adventures, so today it is the turn of chapter 25, properly betaed, to be updated everywhere.
The Ransom of Success will be found on Ao3 and all the other websites! Praise Dionysus and let's begin the party!
On an un...
2024-03-03 08:33:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis time, dear minions, excuse me, readers, you are given the righteous and heroic privilege to read the new chapter (unbetaed) 26 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood!
As always, we remind you that attempting to usurp an Olympian is high treason.
And if you think imitating a certain P...
2024-03-02 09:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here is the chapter 115 of The odds were never in my favour, properly betaed this time.
Fifth Task, since it is its definite title, will be updated later today.
I hope the problems of ff.net have been solved this last week...otherwise it's going to be a chore to upload it, and I d...
2024-02-26 08:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back!
Remember when I told you the chapter of an Impractical Guide to Godhood was going to be big? Well, it happens it may be bigger than I thought (as usual).
So in my limitless generosity and benevolent tyranny, I have decided you will receive this teaser today, to reward you fo...
2024-02-26 08:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostHi, everyone!
Let's begin with the good news: the chapter 115 of The odds were never in my favour, Fifth Task, has been sent to my beta. As such, you can now enjoy it here.
I hope everyone will enjoy the Broom Race of the Tournament...
For the bad news, it seems ff.net is once a...
2024-02-20 09:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostFaithful worshippers of the Man-Emperor!
In the last days, I had many dreams! They all insisted it couldn't be a sin to kill the Vile One!
Unfortunately, I also happen to have killed the bastard several chapters ago. But have no fear! I have a solution! Now it will be up in your omake...
2024-02-12 12:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post