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The Sea of Monsters - an Impractical Guide to Godhood chapter 17

I promised it to you, here it is.

The seventeenth chapter of an Impractical Guide to Godhood, in its unbetaed form, is officially declared complete.

In it you will find the adventures of the Suicide Squad, now charging straight in the greatest dangers and raising mayhem.

If you ...

The odds 103 unbetaed

Here is the chapter for this month.

I should have the betaed version ready for Sunday at the latest.

Needless to say, this chapter is going to be the 'no plan survives with the Enemy', and it will apply for Alexandra, the Army of Light, the Exchequer, and several other parties...

Succession Rules - the Dance is not Over 50

As promised, dear patrons, here is the chapter 50 of the Dance is not Over, Succession Rules.

The Blacks and the Greens try to deal with various problems, most of them being the internal kind...

I will begin preparing the next chapter of The odds were never in my favour on Wednesday, ...

Announcement - 10 February 2023

Just a quick announcement to say I have begun writing the next chapter of The Dance is not Over (which is chapter 50...how time flies...)

I should have finished it by next Wednesday at the very latest.

The story to be updated after that will be The odds were never in my favour. Then w...

This is not a chapter - 04 February 2023

This not a chapter. Obviously. The mere idea a chapter could be approximately around 185 pages and 72,000 words long is ridiculous.

I'm sure you will agree, dear patrons.

The bad news is that it took me a lot of time to decide the scenes and what to write, one of the (many) reasons wh...

Major Storms after the Cataclysm

Okay, they have been mentioned several times in several chapters, so here are the major Warp Storms in existence which have formed now that certain unpleasant characters have been annihilated.

The two 'old storms' of the Eye of Terror and the Maelstrom have been coloured for clarity's sake,...

Calyx Hell Stars

A map of the Calyx Hell Stars which might be really useful for the not-updates currently published.

Obviously, this is several millennia early, so the 'world categories' is more or less useless; between the lack of Imperial settlers and the obvious Chaotic corruption, there's a lot of thing...

Shiloh and new worlds

Change is coming for a certain region, though it may not be delivered in this update.

However, I wanted just to show the coordinnates of Shiloh compared to certain other planets.

Hope it will helps.

WO Bacta Storage Facilities

No new information there, just a map to give everyone's an idea of where the different Bacta depots negotiated during the First Conference are.

As one can see, there are good reasons why some people think Macragge is not at all suitable.

This is not an update - 31 January 2023

Dear patreons, there are good news and bad news.

Good news: you're getting a not-update today, and the writing for the chapter is nearly over. 

Bad news: I'm afraid that contrary to what I promised, the chapter's writing will not end with the end of the month. (looks at his watch...

This is not an update - 28 January 2023

This is not an update. Updates are not 62 pages long in word format, and do not contain over 25,000 words only to end in a lair of giant rats.

Ahem.

I have not had the time to correct the previous mistakes mentioned in previous posts of not-teasers. I have seen them, dear patrons, it'...

This is not a teaser...24 January 2023

Because you asked for them...this is not a teaser, and there is absolutely no scene on the capital of a certain world important for humanity as a whole.

You have been warned....

The Fires of Judgement

Here comes the beta-ed chapter 102 of The odds were never in my favour.

It has already been posted in its unbetaed form, and now is soon going to be posted elsewhere as the corrections have been made.

No plot change, only some grammary and word ones.

Enjoy!

This is not a teaser - 19 January 2023

This is not a teaser.

Nope.

This is not 16 pages-long, and it is not 6,000 words with two large scenes.

It is not question of the Calyx Hell Stars.

Nothing to see there. 

Continue reading this not-teaser...or not.

Enjoy!

Announcement writing schedule 14/01/2022

The preparations for the story you all love are over (and they are almost a chapter of the The odds were never in my favour in their own right).

The true writing will begin tomorrow. 

I will do my utmost to finish what promises to be an epic, epic Interlude before January's end.<...

The odds 102 unbetaed - The Fires of Judgement

Here comes the chapter 102 of The odds were never in my favour, The Fires of Judgement, which reveals what is happening on the second day of the Fourth Task.

Hope everyone will enjoy the scenes...

And yes, it is a big chapter (again) with 18,000 words, but as a lot of thing is happeni...

Announcement - January Update 2023

Hello, dear readers,

Due to several delays in the December 2023, the next story update to come with the new year will be...The odds were never in my favour.

I will explain.

As many people will have realised, I finished The odds 102 (Carnival Civil War) very late, so late in fact...

Carnival Civil War

Thanks to the extraordinary work of my beta, MasterQwertser, the betaed chapter is right in time to be updated for the last day of 2022 (which is also the best day, since it is my birthday, see how humble I am?)

The Carnival Civil War and the Fourth Task can begin...

Enjoy!

The odds 101 unbetaed - Carnival Civil War

Here is the unbetaed chapter 101 of The odds were never in my favour.

Sorry it came so late in the month, but between several unexpected things which happened during the holidays (nothing bad, I will reassure everyone, but it ate my writing time) and the fact this chapter was 15,000 words l...

This is not a Christmas update

Because technically, it is not yet Christmas, no?

Seriously, meeting the deadline on this one when it came to correction of the betaing was not easy...but it was successful in the end.

Hope that everyone will enjoy it. It will be posted on the other websites soon.

When it comes ...

Succession Problems

I have finished writing the chapter 49 of The Dance is not Over, which is, as the title of this post implies, Succession Problems.

As a result, I'm beginning the preparations to write The odds were never in my favour Chapter 101. It should truly start no later than Sunday.

The betas h...

Announcement writing schedule

It's been a few eventful days in real life, and I had a lot of ideas to throw into paper...well time to go back to fruitful writing on my computer.

Anyway, some readers asked for the writing schedule, so here it is. I will warn, as always, that things can change very quickly.

Oh, well...

Ready Player Two

Here is the complete chapter 16 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood! This is the last chapter before the 'heroic' group is going to enter the Sea of Monsters.

Hope you will enjoy the madness of Jackson and the Suicide Squad once again!

Obviously, I encourage you to drink when you read ...

An Impractical Guide to Godhood update

I promised my faithful readers an update before month's end, and I want to keep my promises...

Here it is.

Or rather, here they are, the first 5,400 words or so of the chapter 16 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood, whose title is Ready Player Two.

I will likely have it completed...

Last Enigmas - The odds 100 betaed

Here is Last Enigmas, chapter 100 of The odds were never in my favour.

I hope everyone will enjoy!

Writing of an Impractical Guide to Godhood will begin later this week, more likely Friday or Saturday. There's a lot of preparation work involved. I promise you will get an update this m...

This is not a chapter - 12 November 2022

This is not a chapter.

Nope.

It is not 140 pages-long.

Nope.

And I didn't need around 53,000 words to write it.

I mean, the very idea is ridiculous. As ridiculous as the Ukrainians liberating Kherson...oh wait.

Anyway.

Leaving aside hypotheticals, I have ...

This is not a teaser (3) - 7 November 2022

This will be the last not-teaser, I promise.

Yes, trust me. Mwhaha.

More seriously, the TWO chapter is approaching completion.

You will definitely get the full work before the end of the week. The betas can prepare themselves, wink, yoink!

And since there are already peopl...

This is not an update - 04 November 2022

I spent a good week before realising I wasn't receiving any more alerts from fanfiction.net. Thankfully the rest of the website still works, but it's annoying as hell. Now I have every day to check manually if my favourite stories are updated, if I have received PMs, and all of the actions I took...

This is not a teaser (2) - 31 October 2022

Let's make things clear: this is not a Halloween teaser.

It might be a teaser for Samhain.

Or it might be a teaser for the end of October, who knows.

You are strongly advised to have read the previous not-teaser, since only part of it is posted here in this not-update.

Nex...

This is not a teaser - 28 October 2022

So it was promised, so it has come.

I'm ready to present you 14 pages and 5,000 words which are totally not a teaser.

Obviously, even this not-teaser may be subject to lot of modifications. The writing is advancing well, but I'm regularly modifying things.

Enjoy!