Covid sucks donkey dicks. I woke up this morning, and it felt like my throat had become pumpkin guts. That is not a good feeling. I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to do anything about it, because can modern medicine fix such a feeling? Apparently Mucinex can do it. So my throat feels lik...
2023-02-07 17:46:23 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a cool perk of being a patron, so if you can think of something, you shouldn't be shy! Your idea can be super simple and basic or more complicated. It can be anything! Last April, the winning idea was just "MILF blackmailed." It can be a sequel to a Patreon audio if you want.
I have Covid. My symptoms started on Thursday, along with my kids' symptoms. They can't go back to school until at least Wednesday, and that's only if they're feeling better. One of them is doing as poorly as I am and has had a fever like me. Haha the other one feels fine.
I have noth...
2023-01-29 00:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostThe tags are:
Older woman
Cum swallowing
Mind break
Mind control
Facesitting
Breeding
Free use
Oversized cock
Facial
Creampie
The theme is:
Best friend's mother
Look fo...
2023-01-23 21:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the schedule for this month's Discord events!
Sunday, January 22, 9pm EST: $10 (a Loyal Subject) and higher tiers have access to a live script fill! There's no chatting or typing or anything on your side besides listening. You get to listen to me talk to you and per...
2023-01-22 17:20:48 +0000 UTC View PostListen to Part 1
I got accepted into Pi Cum Dump! Today, we're playing a little game. Whichever sorority member gets the most cum stains on their bed sheet by the end of the day wins! We ha...
2023-01-21 20:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post"Pulverizing your girlfriend's sore pussy and pumping multiple loads into her to sooth the pain away!!"
2023-01-16 15:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostSunday, January 22 will be the last day to vote for what the theme of this audio will be! This audio will be available to all tiers!
Here are the winning tags:
Older woman
Cum swallowing
Mind break
Mind control
Facesitting
Breeding
Free use
Ov...
2023-01-16 15:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostYou didn't see a car in my driveway, so you thought my house would be the perfect one to rob. You didn't count on me being home. Too bad for you that I took self-defense classes, and I easily snatch your gun from you, and teach you why you should never break into a house again.
This i...
2023-01-16 03:14:17 +0000 UTC View PostClick here to vote for which patron-submitted idea will become a Patreon audio next month!
This great patron-submitted idea got the most votes last month!
You're unhappy with your marriage. Your wife never tries to please you sexually... it seems like she's too lazy to bother. She's supposed to make dinner since you get home late, but she's been serving you cereal. You're fed up ...
2023-01-12 20:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostSunday, January 22, 9pm EST: $10 (a Loyal Subject) and higher tiers have access to a live script fill! There's no chatting or typing or anything on your side besides listening. You get to listen to me talk to you and perform for you. Then at some point after the event, I edit it ...
2023-01-10 01:55:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time to vote for your favorite tags! You can choose up to 10.
The top 10 will be used in the audio. After the tags have been chosen, you will be polled in order to choose the theme of the audio.
Saturday, January 14th is the last day to vote!
Saturday, January 14th is the last day to vote!
2023-01-08 19:36:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis fun patron-submitted idea got the most votes in November!
After helping out a friend who was in a life or death situation, you didn't have time to write your term paper, and your professor won't give you an extension. You find the perfect way to get a little revenge. She took something...
2023-01-06 23:07:43 +0000 UTC View PostYou can submit your ideas here
Submit your tags here
Impaling Your Professor on Y...
2023-01-06 17:57:18 +0000 UTC View PostAside from the audio you normally submit ideas for, there will be a second audio that all patrons can have a part in and all patrons will get to hear!
The first step is that everyone can submit their favorite tags (Saturday, January 7th is the last day to submit them).
The...
2023-01-01 16:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post*This month I will be posting audios for the last two winning ideas--the student with a monstrous cock, and the husband who hatefucks his lazy wife*
This is a cool perk of being a patron, so if you can think of something, you shouldn't be shy! Your idea can be super simple and basi...
2023-01-01 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostIn this one a man and a woman meet in a bar, and end up going to his room. But it doesn't go how you might expect.
I hope you all have a great happy and healthy new year! I am itching to make new material and can't fucking wait until I can. My hope is that Tuesday will be the day. My ...
2022-12-31 21:37:56 +0000 UTC View PostI have felt terrible about not being able to release anything new lately. I hope you enjoy this fun story. The editing isn't the greatest, but it shouldn't really be an issue.
2022-12-28 13:38:32 +0000 UTC View PostThank you all so much for all your support! I appreciate you so much.
I hope you have a wonderful day!
2022-12-25 15:01:34 +0000 UTC View PostI first read this book in 2016, and this sex scene was soooo hot. I don't know how many times I re-read it throughout the years. I ended up recording myself narrating it in 2020, and it's not the best recording, but what can ya do. I wanted to post something for you all to listen to! I'll find mo...
2022-12-22 20:53:53 +0000 UTC View PostI slept all day today until 3:30. I want to sleep more. My voice is really hoarse, and it's hard to talk.
I am sick of being sick. And even though I can't help it, I still feel really bad and guilty for not putting out audios. I am sorry.
2022-12-21 21:27:47 +0000 UTC View PostI don't currently know when since I don't know when I will have my voice back. Hopefully soon, because I hate this.
2022-12-18 16:14:38 +0000 UTC View Post"Frustrated husband hate fucks his lazy wife"!
Also, something fun and new will be done next month! In addition to you all submitting your ideas and voting on them, I will have you all in control of a second audio as well! You all can submit tags, there will be a vote, then you all can pick...
2022-12-16 20:22:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis past week has been crazy. First there was the incident with my mom, and then I got reeeeally sick. I am very glad this was recorded before I lost my voice. I finally felt OK enough to finish editing the audio this afternoon. Needless to say, I don't know when I will be able to record again, ...
2022-12-13 22:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday, December 14th is the last day to vote!
2022-12-08 16:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE 12/8: I have half of it edited. I went with a more scripted audio that I was going to post on the 15th, since my concentration sucks right now, and that would be easiest. I want to have it done this weekend. Every audio after this should be on time. I will post the teacher/student audio on...
2022-12-07 20:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post