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605. Escape from the Multicurse: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and...

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604. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Fever Dream Movies

We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode covers Adam and Maggie’s picks for movies that feel like a fever dream. Adam talks about his renewed love of service to others (aka dating). Maggie t...

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603. Directorpiece Theatre - Waterworld: A Sinking Ship

Adam and Abe talk about the horrible production of Waterworld. Not only was the production pummeled by inclement weather, the morale of the crew and disagreements amongst the creative team made for a lot...

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602. Like Razorblade Pie: Jeffty Is Five (Feat. Maggie Mae Fish)

This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story wi...

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601. Frame Rate: Blade Runner 2049 (Feat. Adam Ganser)

Michael and Abe are joined by Adam Ganser in discussing 2017’s Blade Runner 2049. They discuss the insane amount of craft involved in the movie, how symbolism is pretentious, and the appropriate applic...

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Papa Bear is 100% Funded!

Wow. Time to make a goddamn movie, folks. The huge giant monster beans have begun to germinate.

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600. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 49 - Leela’s Homeworld

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Papa Bear Telethon LIVE Tomorrow!

Come join us at www.youtube.com/@smallbeans6720 on Saturday June 10th from 4pm-Midnight PST. 

We have loads of guests who will drop in during the marathon stream. Michael and Abe will be talking about the old days, give some behind the scenes background of the world of sketch circa 200...

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jenn & Swaim Got Married! Here's a Bonus Sketch OK?

Michael married the love of his life on Saturday, May 28th, 2023. Their name is jenn (they de-capitalize because they are a Humbleness Genius) and their favorite movie of all time is Everything Everywhere All At Once. Here's a video we made to show to the guests and delight our beloveds. Hope you...

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599. The Cast and the Curious: Fast X

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598. Directorpiece Theatre: Constructing the Military Fantasy (Top Gun)

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597. Kings of King: Pet Sematary (2019)

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596. Like Razorblade Pie: The Sky Is Burning (Feat. Cody Johnston)

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595. Escape from the Multicurse - Spider-man: No Way Home

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594. Shooting Threes: Oldboy

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593. Tales from the Pit: The Sunset Cost (Feat. Soren Bowie)

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592. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Your Former Favorite Film

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591. Frame Rate - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Feat. Lydia Bugg)

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590. Spielboys! - The Terminal

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The Small Beans are Making a Movie! [Papa Bear Funding Campaign is LIVE]

GOOD MORNING VIETCOOOOOONG! As many of you may already be aware, we're in the midst of producing an indie movie as transparently as possible and in conjunction with you, our fabulous baby beans. You can watch us build it from scratch by checking out our 2023-05-03 14:15:58 +0000 UTC View Post

589. Kings of King: Carrie

Abe and Mike discuss the 1976 horror film Carrie! The Kings discuss that it’s Stephen King’s first adaptation, its unique direction, and the production of the film.

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Michael Swai...

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588. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Movies You’d Remake

We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode covers Adam and Maggie’s picks for movies that actually need a remake. There’s also a conversation about the writer’s strike, AI screenwriting, b...

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587. Directorpiece Theatre: The Postmodern Legacy of Shrek 2

Adam and Abe talk about how Shrek 2 is thoroughly postmodernist, was indicative of the 2000s, and how comedy will forever be indebted to the movie Shrek 2. It’s an art criticism podcast on Shrek 2, so ...

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Movie Production Diary #57

As we recently announced, we're making a movie and a true crime podcast, and we're making them in full view of you, our Patrons. Today, have a big update as we enter our crowdfunding phase! And it’s ...

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586. Escape from the Multicurse: Run Lola Run

Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and...

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585. Rough Stuff: Bathroom Etiquette

Ah yes, the embarrassing act of going to the bathroom. It’s not fun for anyone. Especially for Bridgett (pants pisser) and Sarah (terrible thief). But today’s topic dives into the unwritten rules of ...

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584. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 47 - Anthology of Interest II

If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.

This episode covers Futurama episode ...

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583. Shooting Threes: Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

A new trilogy has arrived! Our intrepid and eclectic hosts have chosen the next three episodes to cover Park Chan-Wook’s “Vengeance Trilogy” starting with 2002’s Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance! Let...

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582. Frame Rate - Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (Feat. Adam Ganser)

Abe and Adam discuss 2001’s Cowboy Bebop: The Movie. Well, they more talk about Cowboy Bebop the show. It’s a great show. This is a podcast about what makes it so great, I guess. Also, they talk abou...

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581. Directorpiece Theatre: The One You Make After You Blow It (A Midwinter’s Tale) (Feat. Jessica Ellis)

Special guest Jessica Ellis (What Lies West) breaks down the film Kenneth Branagh made after Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994). What happens when a director airs out their grievances in their films? How...

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