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Podcast 44 - Bum-faced airship incident

Richard has put a deposit on a new family car, sight unseen. Also in this episode, Bruce Springsteen's cold hands, KFC translation mishaps, American car advert small print, trying to drive a ridiculously big truck, Ford's fake overhangs, ZF and Zeppelins, a bum-faced airship incident, enjoying sp...

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Podcast 44 - show notes

Hello lovely Patreons. As ever, here are some links and pics to go with the latest show. 

The lead image this week is of a Dodge Ram dually pick-up, as mentioned by Richard. The second pic is of a Lincoln Continental Mark V in all its massive overhang glory. And finally we have a coupl...

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A message from Jonny v2

Sorry, messed up that one on the first attempt. Let's try this again. 

If you've heard the latest podcast you'll be familiar with Jonny's views on Star Wars movies. Last weekend his kids insisted on watching another one. He left me this message while it was playing.

Richard

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Podcast 43 - show notes

Hello hello. Here are some things related to episode 43 of the podcast. The lead image is, of course, of a Toyota Hilux Surf even though Richard doesn't want one and Jonny isn't going to buy one. The other two images are Richard's crap photos of a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber circling the mountains ...

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Podcast 43 - Harry's all-night Garage

Jonny and Richard have a new spin-off idea for Harry Metcalfe. Two, if you count Harry’s UK Garage. Also in this episode, earning money from storing pre-reg cars, getting called a ‘silly’ by a landlord, spotting a drunk ghost working in a West Country nightclub, and that time Richard saw a ...

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Show 42 outtake

When we record Smith and Sniff we talk for an hour or so, then at the end record the intro including a reference back to something from the previous hour's chat. This is then put at the beginning in the edit. Richard usually does the main bit of the intro because he edits the show and knows how l...

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Podcast 42 show notes

Hello, hello. 

To go with this week's podcast, some links and a few images. The lead picture is of a wooden-bodied Hustler 6 (but not the one Jonny's trying to trick Richard into buying). The other images show Postman Pat flaunting his needless hardware, Sir Topham Hatt deciding to hav...

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Podcast 42 - I'm a Hustler, baby

Jonny tries to get Richard to go splits on a weird old car with glass doors. 

Also in this episode, Nights In White Satin, Jeff Bezos dropping off his resignation like an Amazon driver, the rank incompetence of Thomas the Tank Engine and Postman Pat, Covid vaccines that sound like crap...

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Podcast 41 - show notes

Hello, hello. Some extra notes to go with this week's show. The lead image is of the crisp dials in the Peugeot e-Partner. The other four are the photo Richard stopped the car to take of a Rover 75 V8 Tourer, the Fisher Price Yaphet Kotto-alike in Jonny's desk cactus, the Ford Ranger thinking Smi...

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Podcast 41 - The truth about the GRRRR Yaris

Jonny and Richard compare notes on Toyota's new hot hatch homologation hype king. Also in this episode, Tesla Model S and X updates, the minimalism of the Citroen AX, marking the passing of Rémy Julienne and John Ackroyd, and a smattering of listeners' messages. Plus, lemon curd, stunt weeing, G...

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Podcast 40 - show notes

Hello again. A few links for you, related to the new podcast. Also, some photos of fuel filler flaps, obviously. 

Joe Biden's Corvette: https://bit.ly/3c6N1t4

Mustang crash compilation (sadly not in formation): View Post

Podcast 40 - Schrödinger's garage door

Richard remembers a neighbour with a weird car hole policy and Jonny endorses the dad ritual of pushing cars onto the drive. Also in this episode, the mid-engined Corvette coming to the UK, the USA formation Mustang crashing team, accidentally pitching an idea called Stunt Driver Ben Cock, bad fu...

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Podcast 39 - show notes

Hello. Once again, here are a few links to some of the things mentioned in the podcast with a bonus picture of James May sorting out his tea spillage in Richard's Land Rover. 

Original Feu Orange (sadly sold out): https://amzn...

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Podcast 39 - James May spilt tea in my car

Richard remembers the time TV's James May had a travel tea disaster in his Land Rover. Also in this episode, Jonny's barnfind laptop, memories of Feu Orange air freshener, horrors of rot-era Mercs, a weirdly low mileage Ka, comedy tax dodge cars and the story of the sour-faced old woman and the a...

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Podcast 38 - show notes

In case you're interested in any of the things discussed in this week's show.

Singer ACS: http://bit.ly/38rPPP3

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Podcast 38 - Back once again with the Jeep Renegade Master

Hello,

In the new show we vaguely mentioned giving Patreons early access to new episodes of the Smith and Sniff podcast. "Hang on," you say to yourself, "I haven't heard the new show yet." Well, the good news is you can listen to it right now because it's embedded in this post which, assumi...

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We're back!

First Smith and Sniff podcast of 2021 has been recorded and will be available to Patreons at 7pm UK time on Sunday evening, ahead of its release to everyone else on Monday morning. We'll be talking about the Rolls-Royce Ghost that Jonny borrowed over Christmas, a hyper-nerdy book Richard's been r...

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Deleted scene

Hello,

There's no Smith and Sniff podcast this week but we'll be back with a brand new episode on Monday 11 January. 

In the meantime, for you fine Patreons only, here's a bit that was cut out of a previous episode in which Richard is synth shamed by Jonny. The business at the be...

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Last night's chat

Have a feeling Roadhouse will have to be discussed on the podcast when we return. 

Richard

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Season's greetings

Jonny sent me a Christmas card. My children were very intrigued by this unusual snowman he'd drawn inside. I had to hide the card on a high shelf before they worked out what was going on. 

Hope everyone's having a very merry time. 

Richard

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Episode 37 playlist

First of all, a massive thank you to everyone who has jumped on this Patreon early doors. We're overwhelmed by your pre-Christmas kindness and genuinely very grateful. 

As some sort of feeble thank you, here is a playlist of some things that were mentioned in the latest episode of the ...

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This nonsense isn't confined to the podcast

From yesterday, a typical WhatsApp chat between Jonny and me. 

Richard

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Richard's show notes

Sometimes on the podcast Richard mentions that he has a doc on his phone of things he's noted down to bring up with Jonny on the show. The current notes document is a bit bare - except for the eternal and mysterious 'fizzy yoghurt' - but he found this old page of notes, some of which seem to date...

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Hello you

Welcome to the Smith and Sniff Patreon. If you're here, you probably know what Smith and Sniff is about. It's two men who talk nonsense about cars, and many other things. 

We used to make videos in which we'd attempt to review cars and discuss important matters such as Paul Hollywood's...

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