ImmortalCockroach

How to bulshit a dragon

As the Primordial Azure Dragon watched Wuji's life trajectory, many of his questions were answered.

"Seventy-eight profound vein entrances?! This is unscientific!" The dragon felt his more than seventy million years of life view challenged!

It is an established fact that the maximum n...

Summer Harvest

"I know, my genius is almost frightening," Yun Wuji rolled his eyes.

"..." The Primordial Azure Dragon.

"Young human, your result is shocking. In thousands of years, you are the first to pass this stage of the trial. I often regretted leaving a trace of my soul and strength here, as t...

Your talent is almost frightening!

The inheritance was hidden within a cave in a small mountain.

They both entered the cave, which was dark and eerily quiet. Not even the sound of the wind could be heard.

When they stepped in, the light from Wuji's Ethereal Qi Sanctuary, aka the transparent light barrier, illuminated t...

Revenge?

"Alright;" He was surprised, but he quickly agreed, "Are you ready?"

"Yes!" She nodded, icy air swirling around her. With Wuji's help, she already broke through to the tenth level of the Sky Profound Realm, which puts her on the same level as the silver flood dragons.

Dragons are know...

Cuddles!

"R-right away, my lord!" Xiao Tiannan stammered, crawling to his feet. He hurried to the treasury along with the other elders, their faces pale with fear and desperation.

The only one left was the father, holding his son's motionless body. His head hung low, and his eyes were empty. It was ...

Mt. Tai

"Kill him!" the young master ordered. "Keep the woman alive."

Immediately, a man standing behind him shot towards Yun Wuji with incredible speed.

"Someone provoked Young Master Kang!"

"That woman is so beautiful; they're unlucky to have caught his attention."

"Sigh, that h...

A wild young master appeared!

Chu Yuechan closed her eyes, and after a few moments, ice began to emerge beneath her feet, freezing the ground. The ice spread rapidly, and in no time, it covered a radius of several kilometers, freezing everything in its path—earth, trees, and even beasts.

Swoosh!

A gust ...

My genius frightens even me

"It's delicious!" Yuechan exclaimed, eating a slice of pizza. "You said this cheese is made from what? Spiritual jade milk?" she asked.

"That's right, I 'borrowed' a few liters from a large sect and made cheese from it," Wuji nodded. The Spirit Jade Milk is produced by spiritual white jade;...

Pineapple pizza

"The return of the Heaven Smiting Devil Emperor is already a terrible catastrophe. To think there is an even more catastrophic calamity lurking in the abyss," the phoenix sighed before its golden eyes vanished.

After exiting the trial, Yun Wuji reappeared before Chu Yuechan and Feng Baichua...

Ultimate Bullshit

"The hint about needing ambition to pass the third stage was a misdirection. The phoenix, a righteous creature, left these trials as a gift to the Profound Sky Continent, not for the evil or heartless. The third trial uses the practitioner's happiest memories. Before the trial, I hinted that only...

Phoenix Trial

As he stepped inside, the scene distorted, and he felt as though a storm had tossed him. He closed his eyes. After a long time, the weightless sensation faded. When he opened his eyes, he saw only pitch-black darkness.

Suddenly, two narrow lines of golden light appeared in the darkness befo...

Phoenix clan

The Ten Thousand Beast Mountain Range is a paradise for profound beasts. Violent Nascent and Earth Profound beasts roam the mountains, and rumors say three Sky Profound beasts also dwell there. 

At night, Yun Wuji and Little Fairy arrived at the mountain range, landing on the ground. T...

Blue Wind Empire

Chu Yuechan woke up early in the morning. When she stepped out of the room, she saw Yun Wuji meditating.

She walked closer silently, observing him. This was the first time she had taken a good look at him.

He looked quite young, which explained why he got angry when she called him sen...

You are a good person

"Ah!" She woke abruptly, a throbbing headache pulsing through her head as she realized she was lying on a soft, plush bed.

"You're awake?" A voice, calm yet concerned, came from behind her.

"Who are you?" she asked, turning to see a figure of a man standing at the door. Her voice was ...

My grandmother is ill...

"Human, you have nowhere to run. Surrender, and I shall leave your body intact," the dragon growled, a malevolent expression on its face as it unleashed another blast of dragon breath.

The breath was too fast for her to avoid. Desperately, the woman conjured an ice lotus behind her to block...

Meat!

The Crescent Wilderness is a vast expanse in the Sky Profound Continent, situated between the Blue Wind Empire and the Black Fiend Nation. This region is overflowing with beasts, some of them as powerful as the Tyrant Profound Realm.

Viewed from the sky, the wilderness forms a distinct cres...

My sword is bigger!

The ocean stretched out in serene calmness, its surface gently rippling under the sun. Large fishes occasionally broke through the surface, their bodies glistening before they vanished into the depths.

Swoosh!

A shadow flew overhead at incredible speed, leaving a trail on the water as...

Dogs a man's faithful companions

Not long after Wuji left, the disciples of the sect finally arrived, only after the chaos had settled.

"What happened here?"

"Where are the Sect Master and the elders?!"

They searched the area but found nothing except a desolate, burned-out hole.

The ignorant disciples did...

The true sword arts

Thump!

Losing support from the sword, Lin Ting collapsed onto his son.

Wuji pointed his finger and fired a red beam. The beam pierced through Lin Ting's body, damaging his profound veins and crippling him. After passing through him, it struck Lin Mo, also crippling him.

Lin Mo r...

Bait! baits?

The domain expanded enveloping everyone, a dark gray power surrounded everyone present in its reach.

"Ah!"

"A domain?"

"What is this domain?!"

Panic spread among the Sword Unity Sect members caught within Wuji's spatial grasp, and their movements slowed.

"Domain? hmp...

Domain expansion

"Who are you?!" Xia Ming exclaimed, staggering back. The person in front of him seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

Wuji had been just 12 years old back then, but now, at 17, he had grown taller, his features more defined and mature. His once boyish appea...

Long time no see

Back in the cave, the space trembled slightly, and Yun Wuji reappeared.

"Although space power consumes too much energy, it sure is convenient," Wuji remarked with a smile. "That beast was really dumb. It couldn't even figure out that I was trying to lure."

From beginning to end, Wuji'...

Nah id win!

As the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb.

'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered.

'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't stop. Its instinct to reach the egg drove it involuntarily forward.

'Forget it! I'll figure o...