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142: Entrance examination

"You don't know?!" The woman exclaimed with a soft voice, then she smiled and told him, "People here are gathered for the yearly examination..."

The girl found Yun Wuji’s confused expression somewhat attractive and began explaining to him as if showing off.

Every year, the Freezing ...

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141: Freezing Snow City

"You are fortunate to have met someone as reasonable as me. Pay attention next time, not everyone is as merciful," Yun Wuji said after casually taking half of the Purple Profound Stones from these people before turning and walking away.

The old man, the young master, who had hurriedly stepp...

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140: Senior, I was courting death

"Really?"

Facing his suspicious gaze, Hei Xiaolian started sweating nervously. She had indeed used the body-thickening technique to "grow up," but the real reason for her decision was her guilt over the mess she had caused with Jasmine.

She wanted to make it up to him, thinking this w...

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139: Master is an expert!

"What do you mean?" the emperor asked, his expression turning unsightly.

They had been elated when they first heard his words. With the Heavenly Martial Country growing increasingly aggressive, they believed that with this man's aid, they could finally retaliate. But instead of helping them...

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138: I am here to offer my services

Luo Guxie!

'First a 10th-level Divine Master father-con, and now a 9th-level Divine Master son-con?' Yun Wuji struggled to keep his expression from twitching. Can he be considered fortunate or unfortunate to encounter two of the universe's most powerful figures in such a short span...

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137: I am Fei Yang

"Huff! Huff! How could this be?! How could a trash at the Divine Soul Realm injure me to this extent?!"

A few seconds later, Qianye Ying'er regained her senses. Her clothes were stained red, and a thin trail of blood dripped from the corner of her lips. Without inspecting her injuries, she ...

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136: You are a role model

A fantastical golden figure slowly descended from the sky, clapping her hands as her piercing gaze locked onto him. "To be able to kill someone two great realms above you... interesting, very interesting," she said.

Yun Wuji's movements froze. Even in his emotionless state, he nearly cursed...

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135: Invictus

Space in the God Realm has more complex spatial laws than the Blue Polar star, and they are much more difficult to break apart.

With Yun Wuji's cultivation, it is impossible for him to use any of his space powers for long-range teleportation or large-scale attacks. In fact, he cannot even u...

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134: Leaving

"Maybe it's really just a coincidence. It can't possibly be because the author was too lazy to come up with a name for a realm, right?" Yun Wuji muttered aloud, shaking his head.

"...My lord?" The bald guy cautiously lifted his head, his voice trembling as he spoke.

"Ah, right, you're...

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133: Getting Back to Old Business!

"..." Yun Wuji's left cheek twitched as he fixed his gaze on the short, bald man. A mix of disbelief and disgust appeared on his face. Why is there always a guy like this in every group of bad guys?

'I'll grind his bones and mince his meat later,'  Yun Wuji thought. Thank...

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132: A 'great' start in the God Realm

"Fuck!" Standing in the Frozen End Divine Hall within the Frozen Cloud Asgard, Yun Wuji clenched his fists tightly and cursed aloud.

Hei Xiaolian followed him meekly, her head lowered as she looked at him with pitiful, teary eyes. She whispered guiltily, "I'm sorry, Master... it's my fault....

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131: Let's play the r*pe game

A red light flashed on the back of Yun Wuji's left hand as a red profound imprint slowly formed, about an inch long. The shape of the mark was a miniature version of the Heaven Smiting Devil Slayer Sword.

Throughout the entire process, the spirit guarding her never appeared, it seemed like ...

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130: Heaven Smiting Devil Slayer Sword

"Hehe~ It's so warm and comfortable~" The little girl closed her eyes, enjoying the gentle head pat. After a moment, as if realizing his question, she tilted her head, thinking deeply. Finally, she looked up at him with a grin and said, "Name? Ughh... I don't know! Does Big Brother know?"

Y...

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129 Hi, big brother!

As they stepped into the fortress, they were greeted by a massive, empty hall. Towering stone pillars stood scattered throughout, their immense height dominating the space. The floor's stone tiles, the surrounding walls, the lofty ceiling, and the intricately carved stone pillars all shared the s...

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128: A princess carry

After massacring the beast army over a year ago, Yun Wuji soon broke through to the Divine Origin Realm by absorbing their profound cores. Following his breakthrough, he attempted to use his senses to locate the Primordial Profound Ark.

The Primordial Profound Ark, also known as the Spirit ...

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127: Hei Xiaolian

Hearing his words, the entire army of beasts trembled with rage. Bullying... this was nothing short of outright humiliation!

"Alright, jokes aside," Yun Wuji continued, his tone growing colder, "You have two choices. Either you voluntarily surrender your cores to me, and I will spare your d...

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126: I'm just trying to slaughter you

Splash!

At the edge of the Illusory Demon Realm, a group of people emerged from the water with a resounding splash and landed on the shore.

"The harvest this time is barely passable. At this rate, our ranking will drop out of the top 100," one of them stated, his tone tinged with diss...

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Tsk! This dumb girl is getting smarter!

"..." Jasmine stopped talking when she was interrupted, then snorted in displeasure, "Hmph! I am your master, you need to earnestly listen to me when I am talking!"

"Alright, alright, master, it's my fault. How about I make a strawberry cake for you later?" Yun Wuji casually nodded and said...

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Who taught her this?

"What's wrong with you? Yun Wuji! Yun Wuji!" Jasmine's hands, resting on his body, suddenly pulled back in panic. Her voice shook as she hastily called out.

His body trembled violently, his fingers clenching into his chest as if trying to dig his heart out, while he shook his head desperate...

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I know your future

A brilliant silver light engulfed Yun Wuji's body, radiating with such intensity that it was almost impossible to look directly at him. His eyes were shut tightly, his expression focused as if he were deeply immersed in intense 'deduction'.

Jasmine stood in front of him, her crimson eyes fi...

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Mother and son

*It seems that roleplays involving blood-related family members go against Patreon's policies, so I had to change it from mother and son to stepmother and stepson.*

"Roar! Damn humans, why are you hunting our kind?! We didn’t provoke any of you!" Deep beneath the ocean, between t...

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Have I ever lied to you?

In the world of his consciousness, the origin energy within the wild beast's profound cores was gradually being dissolved into "nothingness," and this "nothingness" was gradually producing power that naturally belonged to him within his profound veins.

In that instant, the profound core in ...

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Are you stupid?

With the reincarnation of the Ancestral Goddess curled in his arms, Yun Wuji collected the white sheet and teleported to her room.

He gently laid her on the bed, then folded the white sheet with care and placed it neatly on the desk beside her.

Girls...at least the ones in this world,...

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Ancestral Lemons

The kiss began soft and gentle, a delicate exchange that made Xiao Lingxi instinctively close her eyes. Her hands found their way around Yun Wuji’s neck, pulling him closer. Tentatively, she parted her lips, seeking him out, but the moment she did, Yun Wuji’s tongue boldly slipped in, claimin...

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I will remember this grudge!

A few hours later, Yun Wuji strolled out of the Imperial Palace, swaggering with high spirits. There was no better feeling than taming a tsundere and squeezing out every trace of her tsun-tsun attitude.

After over two years, Huan Caiyi's tsundere attitude had completely disappeared. She had...

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I came to bargain!

Feng Xue'er was born with a unique talent that made her extremely compatible with the Phoenix bloodline. From the moment she was born, the Phoenix Spirit took her in and stayed by her side, gradually transferring its remaining power to her over time.

Feng Xue'er, currently only 12 years old...

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I AM NOT A PERVERT!

After scolding her, Yun Wuji handed the Heretic God body the three elemental seeds. However, he held back the most powerful one, the Darkness Seed. It would be a waste to use it this early, and frankly, he had no desire to endure another round of Jasmine's endless shock.

"..." Seeing the th...

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My genius is frightening!

"Im... Impossible!" Jasmine staggered a few steps back and fell to the ground. As she fell, her skirt rolled up, revealing her underwear, but she paid no attention to it. Her trembling finger pointed at Yun Wuji, her eyes shrinking to pin-size as shock overwhelmed her.

She couldn't believe ...

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How to bullshit a Star God

"Sure, but you still haven't mentioned your conditions," Yun Wuji said calmly, waiting for her to finish before posing his question.

"It seems that you are not ordinary," His calme reaction caused Jasmine to look at him in a different light. If anyone of his level were to hear the story she...

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The Indestructible Blood of the Heretic God

"Please, take a seat. We can talk while eating," Yun Wuji said, admiring her flabbergasted expression. He didn't offer any further explanation, merely gesturing to an empty seat.

"Hmph!" Jasmine snorted, behaving like a typical tsundere as she sat down. Her eyes fell on the plate of steak i...

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