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Chapter 43 - 1/100

Timothy ate a bunch of small fish, about sixty of them. After that, he had to put an end to his seafare. He had dared to explore the open ocean, because hunger had encouraged him to do so, but now, it was time to go back home. He didn’t necessarily have to go back to the reef, but he still had ...

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Chapter 17 - IQ, +20 (IAF)

Fire may be the best way to handle most situations. It was a strong element, it was destructive, and most creatures could not resist it, so Steve made a good point when he recommended to torch whatever was buzzing down there. He was spot on, and since these ten warriors/mages were at his command,...

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Chapter 16 - "A swarm of bees?" (IAF)

Regardless of the infamous name that Steve had made for himself, he was still released. Andrew, who was one of the most infamous criminal minds out there, felt that Steve would be more useful to him as a free man, regardless of how stupid it might sound, out of context, to let go of him!

An...

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Chapter 15 - "Why isn't he dandy?" (IAF)

A splitting headache forced Steve to wake up, he woke up in a dark room, which wasn’t the worst thing to wake up to but it was bad nonetheless. He could barely recollect what had happened, but the strain on his chest hinted that he had been through a lot of pain, and this then reminded him that...

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Chapter 14 - Steve's fireball (IAF)

“You stupid bastard,” Arleesa cussed, “And there I was taking you seriously, up until a moment ago. You're not a threat to me, you just want gold to spend on mead and prostitutes, yes, it's all clear to me now!”

“Prostitutes!?” Steve exclaimed, “I would never hire a single one...

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Chapter 13 - Witch hunt (IAF)

~ Two days before Arleesa found Steve ~

Steve had plenty of enemies, regardless of how he had only lived here for a short while, and one of those enemies was truly hell-bent for revenge! She was vengeful, even though it was her who had kidnapped Steve in the first place, making hi...

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Chapter 12 - Face-melting slap! (IAF)

Steve was still indebted to the system, in a very literal sense. He owed fifteen points to it, and as far as he understood, there was no easy way to pay her back. He either had to wait to be handed super-specific tasks from the system’s side, or he could go out and kill things in exchange for p...

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Chapter 11 - "I hired a Wizard" (IAF)

Later on along the night, Steve figured out that he may have overpaid Altima. They walked for about two hours, just so they could get away from any and all familiar faces, and after that point, they got into one of the many Inns that the city sheltered, so they could sleep in for the night there,...

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Chapter 10 - Seven-foot tall tank! (IAF)

Steve and Altima left the shop together, and after they did, he immediately wanted to ask her a couple of questions. He was feeling particularly vengeful tonight, so he wanted to find the one or two frogs who had almost stabbed through his organs, just a day before. He truly wanted to kill them, ...

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Chapter 9 - 33 gold bars (IAF)

"It'll really depend on if I can resell your merchandise there, but sure, I'll help you out." The shop's clerk said.

Steve felt relieved, because this necessarily meant that he could get rid of this loot easily, however, he could only hope that the other would cut him a fair deal, because i...

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Chapter 8 - Good guys are thieves (IAF)

A lesser man would be intimidated by the idea of making love to such a physically attractive woman, but Steve was quite unwavering! Initially, he wanted to tell another white lie in order to buy himself some more time, but then suddenly, he realized that he didn’t need to do that anymore, becau...

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Chapter 7 - Golden-coloured room (IAF)

The following content is based on the main timeline, featuring content left off from chapter 5.

Steve was amused. The kidnapper was running around her house, in an attempt to set up a few more religious symbols. She was convinced that the entity in the basement was sent out by som...

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Chapter 6 - The Purge (IAF)

In the border of the country of Firestone, in spring, approximately three months before the main timeline.

“We're almost at Firestone, the border should be just across the river over there. We'll be safe very soon, I hope… those brainless knights respect borders, right?” Tho...

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Chapter 5 - The legless frog (IAF)

Steve was beyond shocked! He didn’t expect for actual ghosts to appear here, or to be summoned, in other words, and yet here they were! From the sheer look of horror on his kidnapper’s face, he could guess that these ghosts were dangerous, so he may have gotten himself into some unnecessary t...

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Chapter 4 - Ritual (IAF)

"Why are you... uh, what are you going to do to me?" Steve mumbled.

It was difficult for him to look away from her attractive curves, well, partly because he couldn't move his big, frog head around. He was tied down, but even if he wasn’t, it would be difficult to look away from the hypno...

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Chapter 3 - Bear-fur clothes (IAF)

~June 24, 1959~

Steve pictured the day when he met the love of his life, well, he was dreaming about it at least. It was a lovely sunny day, within one of the many beaches of Greece.

That was where he met Ashley, the very woman who would later on become his wife. Both of their famil...

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Chapter 2 - Helping hand (IAF)

After listening to that recommendation, he only became more stressed. Enthusiasm was something that Steve tried to grab a hold of, but right now it slipped through his exhausted, four fingers!

Furthermore, it seemed pointless to just crawl through the streets aimlessly, so he asked. "Okay, ...

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Chapter 1 - System Reboot (IAF)

"The hell? Where am I?"

[System reboot]

[Loading...]

[I'm your land survival system, you are the owner of this new frogezoid body.]

[Feed me points, and I'll show you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades.]

"Hmmm... well this is interesting."...

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Chapter 4 - The Magical Barrier (AS)

The system got into work quickly. She initiated the couple of upgrades that she promised, or differently known as rapid 'evolutions'! This in turn, spent all of the Blood, and Bone Essence points that George had collected so far! He didn't spend his last, remaining Mana Essence point, however, be...

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Chapter 3 - Tickling with evolution! (AS)

After the system announced that he was losing mana points, George got beyond irritated. For that matter, he decided to abandon the magical attacks altogether, and rushed towards the anglerfish instead, to land a bite!

He wasn't as scared this time, and actually felt a bit brave. He was stu...

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Chapter 2 - Two whole ideas! (AS)

The system still refused to tell the host anything, like what a system was for example. She knew that he wouldn't understand, and therefore she didn't bother to explain stuff just yet.

When George spoke out, that aforementioned decision was sealed shut. “Magic? But I don’t eat magic. I...

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Chapter 1 - IQ Upgrade (AS)

"I am a fish," George thought, and frantically repeated. "Yes, I am definitely a fish. Assfish, the assiest of its kind."

George wasn't under any stress or whatever, this was simply the main thought-process that the less-than-average fish had. There were smarter fish out there, undoubtedly...

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Chapter 42 - Green veins

Tim swam forward for a few more meters, before he unleashed another wall of fire within the waters. He still didn't understand how his fireballs were water resistant, but as long as they did what they were supposed to, he did not question their mysterious nature. He used the fire's collective, wa...

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Chapter 41 - Green, again?

Timothy ate a fish, and then another. He was supposed to, as most stingrays were carnivores, and loved to eat meat. However, he had approached this school of fish in a less than rithmic way, and this was inevitably problematic.

Fish weren’t the brightest creatures in the world, not by a ...

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Chapter 40 - Sandwiched Dangers!

“There is, huh? Looks like there's a fucking upgrade for everything!” Tim partially celebrated.

He was also angry, however, so he then added. “Why didn't you tell me about the upgrade before, instead of making me eat a bunch of panzer crabs just to get bigger!?”

[The upgrade...

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Chapter 39 - 382%

[Congratulations, Timothy. According to my calculations, you've had a 382% growth in bodily size. Something that's worth pointing out, is that this increase in size didn't go parallel with your previous bodily statistics. Specifically, a good portion of the growth sprout was concentrated on your ...

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Chapter 38 - %?

Timothy didn't expect to communicate with this green, dragon-shaped entity whatsoever. In fact, he hadn't communicated with any entity at all so far, so he was surprised when this green one answered his call. Of course, he was the one who provoked the green one to begin with, but he was still sur...

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Chapter 37 - Green Di#do

Tim and his slave masters noticed a huge entity. The entity wasn’t only big, it looked really weird too, and from what he could understand, these ghostly snakes feared the said entity a lot! Even though the snakes were transparent, he could see how they in a way, shivered in f...

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Chapter 36 - Small fish in a big pond

Timothy's soul was enslaved. He did not like it, no, but there were also certain aspects that worked to his favor. For example, he didn’t have to worry about flying anymore, because he couldn't control where he moved towards. Now that seemed like a bad thing in hindsight, but since he was a laz...

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Chapter 35 - Slithering Plague

Tim floated into a colorful, ghostly cloud. The average fish or even mammal for that matter, wouldn’t be able to see this cloud with their naked eyes because the cloud was virtually invisible, it wasn’t meant to be seen by physical creatures. However, he was traveling around as a soul right n...

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