Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine tra...
2019-03-27 16:05:01 +0000 UTC
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TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all...
2019-03-26 22:35:46 +0000 UTC
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Google Hangout Video Chat Party this Thursday at 6PM Pacific Time! To join, you'll need to be at the 2 dollar level and have a webcam and headphones. We'll post links right before we go live and cycle people in and out using a wait list. If you want to watch and chat but not join on camera you ca...
2019-03-26 22:03:30 +0000 UTC
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"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where...
2019-03-25 22:13:04 +0000 UTC
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"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now.
Oh, and...
2019-03-22 18:25:36 +0000 UTC
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Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. Th...
2019-03-21 21:58:36 +0000 UTC
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We post new ringtones every month just for our Patreon $3 subscribers (which you can find here), but we want everyone to get a couple for free so just2019-03-21 18:28:52 +0000 UTC
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Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.
Listen here: 2019-03-19 22:52:46 +0000 UTC
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Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?
Listen here: 2019-03-13 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, ...
2019-03-13 06:35:17 +0000 UTC
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We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" an...
2019-03-11 19:46:10 +0000 UTC
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The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja tapin...
2019-03-09 07:21:35 +0000 UTC
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The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl?
Listen here: 2019-03-08 15:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of.
Listen here: 2019-03-07 16:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.
Listen here: 2019-03-05 23:25:09 +0000 UTC
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side a...
2019-02-27 08:50:36 +0000 UTC
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Time for the Feb Google Hangout! We’ll post links here in patreon right before start time. You’ll need a webcam and earphones to join in and we’ll start a waitlist and cycle through people every fifteen to twenty minutes to try and get everyone in. BYOB. See you soon!
2019-02-26 18:16:25 +0000 UTC
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