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Google Hangout Time!

There are only ten slots at a time on camera. The slots fill up quickly, so we're starting a waiting list. To get on it, just post a comment on this patreon post. We'll start shuffling people every 20 minutes! If you don’t get in, use the viewing link instead of the join link! We'll be reading the...

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#801 RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls.  Specifically, stressticles.  Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.

Listen here:  2018-09-27 18:29:57 +0000 UTC View Post

#800: RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot.  We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening t...

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Google Hangout This Thursday at 6PM Pacific!

Time to party! This month's Google Hangout Video Chat will start at 6PM Pacific time this Thursday Sept 27! You'll need a webcam and earbuds to join in. There will also be a link if you wanna just watch! 

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#799 RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

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Download: 2018-09-25 22:19:28 +0000 UTC View Post

#798 Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline

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Download: 2018-09-24 22:02:48 +0000 UTC View Post

#797 SHAHS: So Much To Seder

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things.  GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions.  Come check out our latest recap!

Listen here:  2018-09-21 21:26:33 +0000 UTC View Post

#796 RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins

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Download: 2018-09-20 13:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

#795 Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz

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Download: 2018-09-19 13:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

#794 RHOC: All About Steve

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve.  Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!

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#793 Married2Med: Boiling Crabs

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house.  Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read:  TERRIBLY).  Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid."

Listen here:  2018-09-17 23:36:23 +0000 UTC View Post

#792 RHOD: Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN.  We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne.  The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED.  Thank you Denver!

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#791 BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course.  Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers!  (Way to go, Collie!!!) &nb...

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Song: Hey Betch

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Download: 2018-09-11 21:09:06 +0000 UTC View Post

#790 RHOC: Seeing Red

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion!  The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face.  And it was glorious.

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#789 Shahs: Bath Bomb

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Download: 2018-09-11 00:48:30 +0000 UTC View Post

#788 Married2Med: Nurse Wretched

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Download: 2018-09-10 22:38:17 +0000 UTC View Post

#787 RHOD: Honey Badger Do Give a F**k

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Download: 2018-09-07 13:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post

#786 RHONY: Boo, Ya Betch

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Download: 2018-09-06 19:13:59 +0000 UTC View Post

#785 Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End

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Download: 2018-09-05 09:12:23 +0000 UTC View Post

#784 Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine."  Even Mariah is back as an official cast member.  But where oh where is Quad?  We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.


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#783 RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well!  Until they're not.  The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news.  Plus, Le...

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Google Hangout Starts Now!

There are only ten slots at a time on camera. The slots fill up quickly, so we're starting a waiting list. To get on it, just post a comment on this patreon post. We'll start shuffling people every 20 minutes! If you don’t get in, use the viewing link instead of the join link! We'll be reading the...

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#782 RHONY: Best Friends for Never

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for.  No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven.  We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus.  Who won this round?  Hard to t...

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Hangout tonight at six pm pacific!! Talk soon!

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#781 Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp

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Download: 2018-08-29 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post

#780 RHOC: A-hole in One

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Download: 2018-08-28 22:06:33 +0000 UTC View Post

#779: Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!

We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"?  This was back when Nene and Kim were friends, when Deshawn Snow had ...

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#778 RHOD: Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!

This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye.  Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas...

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#777 RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach

The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH.  Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests:  Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!!

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