I'm feeling nosey, I'm sure you'll indulge my curiousity. Also, have you ever pegged your trousers? (Have you ever been pegged...?)
I had an hilarious video chat with family/friends over the weekend. A type of cookie came up and one person was trying to describe it to another. The second ...
The Circles within Circles session is the public session for October. The rest of the sessions will mostly be patron-only with maybe one or two early access. The reality is this.. I don't want my deeper content to just be tossed willy nilly out there, I prefer the idea of it tucked safely into a ...
2020-10-02 13:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostA short, mid-week Checking the Diary update, mostly about how effective bribery can be.
It's super exciting to be into a fresh month. There are three new Sessions arriving here and YouTube over the next week. One will be publicly available, one will only ever be available to my lovely Patro...
2020-10-01 14:09:16 +0000 UTC View PostI've also put the correct sessions up on the website.. YouTube will come later.
Thanks Cookie who noticed first!
Mistress
2020-09-30 13:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you all had a pleasant weekend. At 6pm, Sunday, my area entered back into restriction mode. I'm not a big fan of the "last blowout" idea as lockdowns, closures, quarantines, etc get announced.. but I will say do *get* it.
I decided to work off my annoyance in the bedro...
Happy Monday! Don't forget to check out Eunoia on the website (podcast, youtube, whatever..)
And a new segment of the bedtime reading is available in the Patron only google folder.
www.SpokenbyElswyth.com/schedule
Ever have one of those days where you could just stay in bed... with a few good friends? But the government is like "Oh, noes, Elswyth. There's a rule of six on!" I've heard by Christmas it'll be down to three.
Thank goddess I have this lovely "virtual" happy harem to keep me. Bear hugs, ...
Rules (we need those): No pens, no pencils, no paper, no note-taking of any kind. No cheating.
Intrigued? I bet. Enjoy this one, the naughtier versions are coming but they'll only be for Patrons and I'll upload those directly into google drive. But first, let's see how you get on with...
2020-09-18 08:07:51 +0000 UTC View Post
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1itZNCC0rzxeyPFyXbOxBux0GNOgxNM2V?usp=sharing
Okay, I hope it is a bit more interesting than anything in that stack. I do like ...
2020-09-13 19:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostI have an Early Access file (might stay patron only) that will be ready soon. When I publish it, I'd prefer to get *private* feedback from my Patrons on specific bits of it. It is about erasing bad habits or outgrown triggers and private feedback will allow for the candor I need.
Is it eas...
I've had a couple of thoughts regarding this owl. I'm torn between it being annoyed that someone let their pet bunny in for the night or it being focused on finding the portal of a lesser demon. Maybe the "demon of chewing gum on your shoe". He doesn't have the friendly face of the other, but he ...
2020-09-10 10:07:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe first instalment of the bedtime reading is available in the google drive folder for my Happy Harem. In the interest of keeping things simple, I will be using this to upload the Sunday bits of reading. They'll likely vary in length so it won't be a chapter at a time. It may also not be your cu...
2020-09-06 19:48:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the new patrons.. what have you got yourself into?
This session is built upon some of the responses to The S Invitation. If you've not heard that one, you may decide to give it a listen. I'm incredibly impressed by the submissions given to me. I even had non-patrons t...
2020-09-04 19:20:09 +0000 UTC View PostI've a few requests for bedtime stories from both patron tiers.
I love having someone read to me, it is how I was first introduced to H2G2. Plus, I enjoy sharing books that way. I have a very special book that I may test the "I'd listen to ANYTHING..." patrons *or* you may all f...
2020-09-01 09:36:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I admit, I didn't listen back through to Pita's editing. So there may be an awful cough in there.. or not. There's a reason his nickname is Pita (it has nothing to do with bread).
I'm now off to play Factorio and drink tea. That's my Sunday afternoon plan.
Much love,
Mis...
2020-08-30 11:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all,
Just a quick update. Dealing with a lousy cold, strep throat, and rain. The rain I've made peace with.. it is Britain after all. Anyway, taking the rest of the week off from talking at length (obviously) but fully expect to start Monday with Eunoia, etc.
For Sept...
Can you imagine my delighted smile when a "human easel" display a follower's binding phrase/symbol? I do love statues, furniture, and all of that fun, but now I'm incredibly distracted by the idea of a museum filled with human easels.. how will I ever get other work done?
It brought up the ...
2020-08-22 12:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostObviously, if the answer is "no" skip the rest of the options.
2020-08-20 13:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm thrilled to share that phase 1 of my little project is done.
If you did the Collector's Private Invitation and sent me a symbol, you now have a fun gift in your personal folder.
Note: Due to my phone having an unfortunate incident, I know I have lo...
2020-08-20 13:25:47 +0000 UTC View PostEdited: Alright, so it appears to be working. I am going to put a link to it in the main body of the Patreon page. Anyone else ever try out a jamboard? I think Google just invents stuff to see what sticks.
Go here: 2020-08-18 18:19:22 +0000 UTC
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The phone can be saved and should be returned to me this week. I plan to put it in a sturdier case because it obviously needs it. It does mean if you sent me your symbol via KiK and I did *not* put it in your private google folder already (you'll have the link if I did..) you'll ...
2020-08-18 13:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all,
A note to say that some of you have been here since the very beginning and others have just recently joined. I *know* my sessions can be a hodge podge and I want to say it is YOUR job to accept that. Ha. It's also your job to not adopt the habit of self-imposed unwarr...
2020-08-17 17:17:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Eunoia is up, apologies to my ahead-in-time-zone folks. I had a lovely birthday (not mine) celebration yesterday that went on til 3am! I'm a bit yawnsome today, but it is definitely worth it.
https://spokenbyelswy...
mp3 download of this public session.
Disclaimer: Has scolding. It might not be your cup o' tea. Do a safe word setting session first if you're on the fence or skip this one entirely. Your choice. (See? Mistress does offer choices).
This is likely the last public file comi...
Soooo... my phone had an unfortunate mishap. I refuse to replace it, because I like the camera/etc on it, so I've sent it out to get fixed. Hopefully it won't take too long! But it made me realise that I've likely missed quite a few messages through KiK and whatnot.
I'm one of those p...
2020-08-15 16:34:42 +0000 UTC View PostIf anyone is feeling artistic and wishes to share artwork, go for it!
Listen do the Trigger/Anchor Finger Snaps & Counting Session first (probably a couple of times).
This is sensation play. It involves discomfort.. maybe pain.. depending on how you go for i...
2020-08-15 08:52:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a prequel to a sensation play file, you must do this one first.
If y'all can figure out the connection between this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw
and 21 Chester Place -- I will give you early access to the sensation play file.
If not, it...
This is a whimsical, happy-go-lucky bedtime experience. It isn't hypno, it's more like GFD and so ons... it's just fun. I love having someone read to me. I also enjoy reading to others in my life. Doing it as a playful bedtime? That's just a bit extra.
M. Elswyth
2020-08-13 13:22:12 +0000 UTC View Post