It's finally that time of year folks. The weather's getting colder, the trees are changing colors, and you're stuck inside! You're working from home for the foreseeable future and its driving you crazy. In fact you're hearing strange noises from the neighborhood. Every odd noise makes you jump fe...
2020-09-17 23:22:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is folks, an honest review of a film that was supposed to spur hundreds of mass shooting across the US, but didn't and the feminists are pissed. As two pretty strong fans of Batman, we went into this with a colored opinion, but did our best to be objective. So sit down with us as we talk ...
2020-09-14 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's episode of HWIDG is HOT HOT HOT! With the west coast fires burning out the last remains of the 4chan /pol/ anarchists, we are born anew. Let the fires blaze and wash over us to absolve us our sins. Like the Phoenix we will rise again and form a new country: NeoU.S.A. Our new cyberpunk...
2020-09-10 03:29:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Graphics Cards are in the news this week, and not to be outdone by anything, HWIDG is unveiling our new extended cut of the weekly podcast, Here's What I Really, Really, Really Don't Get. With more issues than ever before, get ready for the Big Chungus of podcasts. Each episode is 73 hours long a...
2020-09-04 01:31:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we are, it's the end of August. Summer is nearly at an end, and yet your kids are still at home because we live in a nation of wind up rule. The media winds everyone up and they demand action, winding up the next set of automatons, who wind up the enforcement automatons, and now you the only...
2020-08-31 18:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
The National Podcast Convention was canceled earlier this week by shocking events that this country has never seen before. A mass assault was carried out on fellow American citizens by Vice-Presidential nominee Reacher the Cat, a first of its kind (unless you count 9/11). When questions about his...
2020-08-26 23:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, four serial rapists named Randy, yet each with their own fetish, namely these;
- Unsolved Mysteries
- Photo Mode
- Cake
- Good Accents
Believe me what you remember from your youth, not at all representative of Unsolved Mysteries. Sure there's a ...
2020-08-25 23:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's episode is brought to you on location from the National Podcast Convention. Vice President Reacher of HWIDG is expected to take the stage any minute for a rousing speech. Now, keep in mind this comes at a critical time as last night documents were unearthed showing he has been falsify...
2020-08-20 03:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We here at HWIDG are pleased to announce our new Vice President: Reacher, the cat! Mr. Reacher has all of the qualities a fine podcast like ours is looking for in a vice president. A can-do attitude and a fierce policy against Tim's allergies are just some of the qualifications we used to gauge w...
2020-08-13 04:31:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to The HWIDG State Office, please take a number. This number lets you know in what order you will be called, if your number is after 10 just go ahead and go home, there's no hope for you. Please fill out forms 75-C and 76-A completely before you are called, yes all 47 pages of them. If yo...
2020-08-06 23:55:10 +0000 UTC View Post
July is over and now the dog days of summer really start, but they say it's not the heat that really gets to you it's a combination of,
Bloody Marys
Lawns
Just One Errand
Locking Yourself Out
The Bloody Mary is such a lousy drink, 1 tomatos suck. 2, almost everywhere they mem...
2020-07-31 19:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome HWIDGets to this long delayed bonus episode. Moving has finished and now it's time to unpack. Of course we've got to unpack the important stuff first so grab those boxes labeled.
Fireworks
Basements
Hard Mode
New Game +
There are two types of people, those who like f...
2020-07-31 16:48:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We here at HWIDG know that life comes at you fast. If you aren't prepared to move out of the way, you'll end up with a very sticky situation. That's why we're opening up the HWIDG Cares Hotline. Call us 24/7 and a qualified technician will listen to your issues through and through and then tell y...
2020-07-30 22:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time folks. Time to get your mask on. That's right, state governments all over the country are getting into these Mask mandates, and we for one could not be happier. The Mobile Armored Strike Kommand are heroes known worldwide, and yes, every citizen of the United States should be required b...
2020-07-23 22:10:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We here at HWIDG are proud to announce that we are currently preparing for an eventual 2024 Presidential run. That's right, Tab and Tim are finally getting political, in a big way. As President, Tab promises to put taxes in the trash and a fat-ass steak on every plate in America. As ...
2020-07-16 22:22:39 +0000 UTC View Post
WELCOME BACK TO HERE'S WHAT I DON'T EXPLODE (WHICH IS NOTHING BY THE WAY) THE ONLY CURRENTLY EXPLODING PODCAST TO EXPLODE ALL OF LIFE'S TOUGHEST ISSUES. I'M YOUR HOST TIM THE HANDLEXPLODER AND TODAY WE'RE BRINGING YOU TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF NONSTOP EXPLOSION NOISES FOLLOWED BY:
* Picking ...
Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2, we've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue. We can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street! We can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat, you can't touch CHAZ! That's right, you can't touch us! Wait... Stop that! Stop...
2020-07-02 01:47:53 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the 30th again HWIDGets, and that means more minisodes. This month we've got a lot to complain about starting with these minor disturbances.
Animals that do weird stuff
Being asked to subscribe
The Pick 3 Meme
People in the Store that touch everything
Evolution has taken...
2020-06-30 04:57:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back patrons to this sob story filled episode of HWIDG. This time Tab and Tim are finding abandoned issues, and reinvigorating them into "Do Gets" with just 3 weeks to come up with new material will the boys succeed in getting this month's patreon money? Find out after these messages.
... 2020-06-24 21:59:57 +0000 UTC View Post
BREAKING NEWS! Coming to you live from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Ground Zero of the first Viral Race Riots, as you know COVID-19 has transformed due to 5G into the BLM-COVID-25G. There's only one way to keep from getting sick and that is to keep constant rage in your heart. Fortunately for Tab, his consta...
2020-06-24 21:31:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Football fans, welcome to the HWIDG League's Thursday Night Football Special, brought to you by Jerry's Exotic Meat Shack, they have everything from beef and bird to possum and turtle! Tonight we've got the ultimate showdown: it's the Lincoln Pre-K Chiefs versus the Golden Garden Child Day Care C...
2020-06-17 22:26:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to another episode of DYCIWMDVGC, the only podcast to tell you "Damn You Corona, I Want My Dumb Video Game Christmas" every week. At the time of writing, it's t-minus 23 hours until our first taste of our new E3-less future. This time of year any other year I'd be looking at conference sc...
2020-06-11 01:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
HWIDG would like to formally apologize for 2020. We might have said some things about 2019 last year that were a bit derogatory, and clearly they have taken it out on the rest of the world. In these trying times, we here at HWIDG can only hope that things get better this year with sa...
2020-06-04 00:21:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The Commentary Track Starts When the Universal Logo Fades Out
If life doesn't feel like you live in a dystopian hellscape already, get ready for CATS. One of the longest running Broadway musicals of all time, that also sucks. Cats is a bunch of TS Elliot poems set to music Andre...
2020-06-01 16:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back fans to May's Minisode which I am actually remembering to post this month. You know what I also forgot to post? The voting for June's movie commentary. Why? Because my brain has become so riddled with lack of purpose I barely know what days are which! So keep that in mind while we po...
2020-05-31 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is fans the last movie in the FoX-Men franchise and boy does it suck. Not like a fun sucking, but in just the boring bland sameness of sucking the way Apocalypse sucked. Seriously they should have just released The New Mutants and taken the loss on this movie, because it is a piece of cra...
2020-05-30 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies patrons to this long delayed minisode that I edited and then completely forgot to release because I have Corona Brain. So enjoy it now as a second minisode for May. Last month we meant to talk about.
The Newspeak
Library Books
When Your Car Gets Dirty Right After Leaving the...
On this historic day, HWIDG goes where no formerly international podcast has gone before. That's right, HWIDG has teamed up with KFC, and with their help, today we are launching the first manned-spaceflight podcast recording session! Tab and Tim will climb aboard the majestic ship The Colonel whi...
2020-05-28 03:35:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back supporters who are just happy to give generous gifts to the show in exchange for nothing, but sometimes bonus content. This month we're talking about these intense pleasures.
Good Screen Names
Tulsa
Engine Demos
The Best Revenge
Back in the days before the intern...
2020-05-21 02:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
The time has come. Far too long has "Big Podcast" had a hand in what HWIDG says. Remember the debacle that was Episode 180? Well, the shackles have been broken and it is time for us to #ReleaseTheSeidelCut. That's right, from now on the podcast will be edited by Todd and it will be a 4+ hour extr...
2020-05-20 23:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post