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Bonus Episode 65 - April Amends

The back log is coming closer, hoping to get another couple knocked out in October, and even more in November and December.


Hot Sauce

One Shots

Bad Adaptations

Catching Porch Pirates

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Episode 307 - Eye Candy

Welcome back HWIDG fans the rotation continues and Tony is back, the studio is more festive, and more importantly we're talking about...

- Horror Movie Eye Violence
- Ghost Tours

It's a deep seated human need to protect our eyes. They're the windows to to soul, but more importantly...

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Episode 306 - One Punch Man

To make up for last weeks extended episode this one is truncated, but still packing all of the HWIDG spice you know and love. Uncle Buck is on the horn and this week we're talking about...

- Sideways Accusations
- Armchair Entertainment Directors

As humanity continues its slow decl...

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Episode 305 - Paraguayan Vince McMahon

The internet holds for another day in a third world country, and out friend Joel Chaco is back again to burn off 5 years of back issues starting with,

Bad Shuffle Algorithms
Puerto Rico

We all have favorite songs, and favorite artists, and there are those songs we can listen to ove...

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Episode 304 - Gotta Go Fast

After weeks of fill ins, Tim is finally back and all the complainers suddenly realize how good they had it as we sit down and talk about.

Too Many Second Chances
Wiccans

Ezra Miller may be a sexual pervert, a woman beater, the leader of a cult, and groomer, but damn it there just...

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Episode 303 - The Huell Show

This week on the show Tony from Hack the Movies joins the rotation as a regular co-host. We catch up on some of life's happenings, Tab's new art endeavors, and what movies really suck. More importantly we're talking about.

- Pasta Face
- Breaking Bad News

In a world where you can ...

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Episode 302 - Middling Overdrive

Disclaimer: There was an error with one of the sound devices going into Stream Yard this week and my track is way over driven compared to Buck. It's rough but listenable.

Welcome back to the Band Uncle Buck for this 302nd edition of HWIDG. It's great to have the founders back on board. And...

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Episode 301 - Anustart

The end is only the beginning. Introducing the new and improved HWIDG. With a rotating stable of hos, I mean co-hosts, HWIDG is reborn and the best way to be reborn is to bring back the father... Joel Chaco. This week talking about;

- Fishing
- Mundane Nightmares

It's Friday, you o...

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Minisode 48 - April Atonement

Companies Lying to you
Reality TV Time Tables
Final fantasy 15
Jimmy John's

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Bonus Episode 64 - March Recompense

The march towards breaking even continues with the March Recompense. This time we're talking about...

Power fantasy
Scheduling
IRL Tetris
Short form TV

More to come

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Before & After - Prey

There's no before, but after, we tear this movie apart. While most reviewers are giving this movie a pass for being not quite as bad as The Predator. We think they were snowed. Listen and find out, does Prey Suck?

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Episode 300 - The End...

This is it folks! We've hit a massive iceberg and the ship is sinking. Women and children first! Make sure to tip the musicians and don't forget to toss any valuable jewelry into the ocean! You never know when some hack billionaire movie director will want to fill the hole left in his heart where...

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Episode 299 - Plasticistan Live!

Boy let me tell you what, if you weren't there to see the fight of the century live and in person, then I can only hope this recording is a fraction of the ferocity that our two combatants had when they stepped into that ring. Thanks to Andy and the Air Compressors for the live music, and thanks ...

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Episode 298 - A Voltron of Ghosts

Introducing Here's What I Don't Raft, the only authorized podcast white-water rafting trip on the eastern seaboard. For only $299.99 plus rental costs, you can join the HWIDG crew on the wettest, drunkest ride of your life, aside from that one time in college. Order now and you can secure a guara...

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Episode 297 - Mr. Ed Steals a Truck

HWIDG Presents: Cool Off! The worlds biggest pool park! Sponsored by PepsiCo. With over 500 acres of Summer fun, Cool Off is the U.S.'s top destination for water-based fun! Featuring two separate 300-foot high water slides, a wave pool with guaranteed "Baby Ruth" floaters, and don't be embarassed...

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Episode 296 - The Levee Breaks

This summer, prepare for a new twist on an old favorite. When his basement floods in a freak superstorm, regular guy Tab is transformed into: The New Aquaman! Goodbye spandex and talking to fish, hello commanding sharks to attack local government and nailing sexy mermaids! From the team ...

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Minisode 47 - March Make Up

Same Naming
Slow Close Toilet Seats
It's Just Like That Thing You Like
Getting Jerked Around

This is a late minisode making up the one for March. More to come!

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Episode 295 - Kirk on the Rocks (ft. Jay)

This week's episode is brought to you by the Internet Sloth. Once in a blue moon, he comes out of his hiding place and relocates to the internet connection of a random podcaster. He then spends his days hand delivering each packet of data lovingly, at a speed of approximately 0.0000001 MPH. Thank...

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Episode 294 - U-Haul, U-Suck

Welcome back to HWIDG, where this week we attempt the show under the craziest conditions yet! We've got flaming hoops, trampolines, canons, and explosions galore! Will you be able to hear us? We don't care! Bring your grandmother, bring your kids, bring your dog, bring the lady you're cheating wi...

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Minisode 46 - Final February

We're making up February's Minisode with this one, only 6 more until the official end of he Podcast. This is also likely to be the last in person episode before the end of the show, so enjoy that as well.

Cop Driving
Not Movies Anywhere
Ruining the User Experience
The Audacity of ...

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Bonus Episode 63 - February Fools

This was recorded 2/15/2022 and I massively fucked up in not releasing it, but here it is today. We've got 6 more Bonus Episodes to make up before the show officially ends, so stay subscribed to your patreon feed.

Not Watching the Super Bowl
Honkers
Dinosaurs
Giant Meteors
Jack...

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Episode 293 - I'm My Own Joker

Look! In the sky! It's a bird...no, a plane...no it's THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF HWIDG AND IT'S HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH AT AN ALARMING BUT VISUALLY COMPREHENSIBLE RATE! The horror! Look, it's splitting off into smaller pieces including:

- Snake Oil
- Arrested Development
- Incomplete Box ...

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Episode 292 - Mr. Ed Gets His Pilot's License

This week on HWIDG we've ordered a truckload of beef and we're flinging it right into your faces! But uh-oh what's that? Is it the British Meat Industry? No, it's not, yet somehow, a bunch of horse got lumped in there! Well don't worry because we're serving you that too! Two great tastes that tas...

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Episode 291 - Homeless

Unsatisfying Endings
Fake Movies
Parking
Leaving It Up To The Fans

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Episode 290 - Plasma Nails (ft. Ninja Andy)

This week on HWIDG, we get our yearly check up from Doctor Andy! It's weird that his office was in an abandoned building, but hey the parking was free! Now that I mention it, Doctor Andy was a bit weird. His hands were very clammy and his breath smelled like bathtub gin, and he didn't use any lub...

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Episode 289 - Pasteurized

We're cleaning out the cobwebs here at HWIDG, getting ready for the big move. So far we've found 12 dollars in Vietnamese dongs, a copy of the VHS from The Ring, and half an uneaten burrito that was somehow still good. So clean out your closets and let us know what weird things you find!

- ...

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Episode 288 - Never Say Never

This week on HWIDG we get WEIRD. How weird? Just slightly. That's right, it's the sane amount. Too weird and we go off the deep end and start covering serial killers like a bunch of Creeps. You don't want to go too weird. People are freaked out by it. You want just enough for people to recognize ...

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Episode 287 - Damn Nurture, You Scary!

The rumors are true folks! HWIDG is going away soon. It's been a good run, but Tab has decided to go off and become a dairy farmer in Wisconsin so he can be closer to his father, Rich Evans. Also harming the recording schedule is a slew of serial handle-related assaults and cipher messages that a...

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Episode 286 - Were-Crusader

In this special Holy episode of HWIDG, Tab is back from Mecca and boy did he have a great time! He tells us all about his quest for Abieg, and how many big hills he encountered. Now, my Rhinestonian brothers and sisters let us pray for a quality episode filled with many issues, like:

- Whe...

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Episode 285 - Working Stiffs

Welcome to an extra relaxed episode of hwidg. we've been working hard and hardly sleeping, so we're keeping it low-key as the kids say. Join us in relaxing, maybe pour yourself a nice glass of something strong and dip into a bubble bath seductively like you're a classy working girl. Send pics pls...

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