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Episode 100 - Syndication!

Coming this fall to FOX, it's Here's What I Don't Get, the sitcom! Tim and Tab are two regular guys, but when their podcast hits the big-time, wacky hijinks are bound to happen! Complete with unnecessary fake studio audience, wacky neighbors, and cameo guest spots from other sitcoms! And best of all...

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Episode 99 - Not Canon

The multiverse. Universes layered on top of each other, singing in different frequencies, never coming in contact. The hero of Earth Prime, The Rage Machine, protects his section of his universe, unaware of the vast tapestry of worlds that lies around him. But one day, a rift in space opens above hi...

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Bonus Episode 24 - Apparently!

 It's time to get spooky with this month's bonus episode filled with do gets! This month we talk about what is/isn't a soup, our experiences with haunted houses, weird comic book multiverses, and shorthand communication. As always, thanks to YOU our lovely patrons for supporting the show, and w...

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Ask Uncle Buck Ep 6 (ft. Joel Chaco)

Joel Chaco returns from the Great White North to ask your burning questions!

Want to get your questions answered?  Join the HWIDG discord and drop them in the Ask Uncle Buck chat!

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Episode 98 - 4K 360 3D Jellyfish

Here we see the podcast known as Hereswhatidontgetasaurus. It walked the Earth around 40 million years ago and was the apex predator of its time. The horns on its head were used to spear prey that walked too slow in front of it. Unfortunately, the Hereswhatidontgetasaurus was driven into extinction ...

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Episode 97 - The Oil Man (feat. Allan from Not For Human Consumption)

1458 A.D. China. The warlords of Peking are locked in battle as they have been for the last three years. The spoils being fought for? A book. A tome containing the secrets of the legendary fighting style known as Here’s What I Don’t Get. To the North, the Empire of Tab and its ferocious warriors...

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Tab and Tim Watch #10 - The Thing (Feat. Todd Seidel)

FINALLY! It’s that time of year again folks! Toss that beach chair and suntan lotion into a dumpster and set it on fire, because not only is it time for Halloween, it’s probably also a Thing monster! That’s right, this month we’re watching The Thing! Get your bourbon, your parkas, your rolle...

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Minisode 11 - Hammer Squirt

On this month’s minisode, we get into crusty condiments, spraying your legs with Raid, a lack of editing, and Lego Racers. Thanks to all our Patrons for your continued support, and we’ll see you next week with more mini-issues!

* Bottle Gunk
* That Buggy Feeling
* Fake Shows
* Mario&n...

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Episode 96 - Mail Order Brides

WOOF WOOF! That's right it's the HWIDG Party Bus here to take you downtown, uptown, and all around, and that's before we start driving heyo! Ground rules, folks, number one: no kegstands. That's a legal thing, too many concussions. Number two: if you brought some "shnacks" you gotta share. Otherwise...

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Episode 95- The Shane Black Awards

One elite squad of soldiers. One deadly jungle. One suicide mission. One alien stalker. This fall be the first to see Hereswhatidontgetator. Action. Drama. Comedy. No kids. This movie has it all! Join legendary action hero Harold Schwartzenheimer as Tab "Butch" Birt sent with his squad on the missio...

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Bonus Episode 23 - Haunted Telephone

Hey there, folks! For your monthly bonus episode we talk about things we remember! Like, the month of September. Despite what Earth Wind & Fire told you, it’s been very cloudy here. Join us as we get into why we love:  

* Cars (aka Owen Wilson’s drug money)
* Urban Exploring (aka b...

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Episode 94 - Steak Lies

Welcome grasshoppers, to Sensei Hereswhatidontget's Rage Dojo. Here you will learn channel your inner anger and fears into weapons. Weapons with which you will attack and take down that which stands in your way! For your first lesson, you will learn and begin to master the first four forms:

*...

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We Left The Mics On - Justice League

         Well, this is embarrassing. It looks like we left the mics on after one of our episodes. Well, it’s content I guess. Maybe you’ll enjoy us yelling at Superman’s face for two hours.

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Sippin' And Savorin' - Crown Royal Black

 Uncle Buck reviews Crown Royal Black Special Thanks to Charles, who made the ultimate sacrifice to give me this whiskey - he didn't drink it all himself! 

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Episode 93 - Jacked Sam Neil

Hey-a! Welcome to Authentic San Hereswhatidontgets! De only place in town to get an authentic New York slice! The crust? Burnt. The sauce? Canned. The Cheese? Fuggedaboutit! It's only made from the freshest curd of the most freshest milk we could find. Your mother's! You get two choices. A plain pie...

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Tab and Tim Watch #9 - Hot Fuzz

Oi mate, welcome to dis monf’s movie commentry. It’s ‘ot Fuzz, wanker. We get all British, ‘ead down to the pub, and ‘ave a pint or two. One of ‘ates it like it’s marmite or somefink. The other likes it enough, like bangers and mash. Find out who it is when ye sit down wit some fish n ...

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Here's What I Still Don't Get #1 - Scams

        We don’t know about you all, but it takes a long time for some rage to die down. Sometimes it’s a lasting impact, other times it gets brought up again like some twisted form of PTSD. So, we sat down for a bit and talked about those things that stil...

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Minisode 10 - I'm A Pizza Scientist

         Like a fly you can’t get rid of, here’s another installment of those little irksome things that poke at the back of your mind.

  • Too Much Sauce
  • Unclear Communication
  • Summer Rain
  • Movie Tickets

A goo...

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Episode 92 - BOOMSHAKALAKA

Howdy folks and welcome to the 26th Annual HWIDG High School Talent Show Extravaganza! First, a few announcements. Whoever drives a white Subaru, you left you lights on, don’t get up though, I went ahead and smashed them with a baseball bat for you, okay? Next, is there a Leslie Johnson in the hou...

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Episode 91 - Three Card Monte

Welcome to HWIDGBurger, home of the Rage Burger, can I take your order? No, we don't have gluten free soda, sir. No, we don't have dairy-free beef either. Our fries are frozen, yes, if you want them fresh here's a potato and a knife. Sir, if you're upset, go to hell please. Otherwise, get out of lin...

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Episode 90 - Sausage and Chocolate

Hi, there! Today I’m gonna teach you how to make a lovely dish known as HWIDG. It’s from Northern Italy, and when prepared right, it’ll knock your socks off. But first, here’s a five page essay on my life that you’ll have to scroll through to get to the recipe. I’m VERY interesting so I ...

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Bonus Episode 22 - Rock N' Roll D.I.Y.

 

It’s that time of year again. Back to school! As you either whisk your little ones away or move your stuff into your dorm, remember to take some time for the things you love! Don’t worry, that essay can write itself the night before it’s due. How about you listen to this month’s Bon...

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Episode 89 - Crayola Hotline

Welcome back, you're listening to K96.9 and your Here's What I Don't Get Morning Power Hour, brought to you by Anderson Handle Repair. It's hot, hot, hot out there folks, so stay cool any way you can. You know who was always cool? Robert Stack. And he's coming up in the next hour along with:

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Ask Uncle Buck ep5 (ft Nick Rekieta) LIVE

Recorded before a live studio audience, Buck and his lawyer take on a room full of rowdy questioners!

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Episode 88 - Bigfoot Erotica

Hello. Please, calm down. Do not be afraid. I am your Doctor, Dr. Hereswhatidontget. You’ve been in a terrible accident. We had to place you into a comatose state for your body to heal itself. I’m afraid it’s been seven years since then. A lot has changed in the world as you once knew it. Due ...

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Tab and Tim Watch #8 - Demolition Man

It’s movie time! Join us as we look to the not-so-distant future for a glimpse of society as it is destined to be! The Taco Bell Megacorp runs rampant, people are publicly shamed and punished for harsh words, cars can self-navigate, the government continually outlaws tasty foods, VR sex is the new...

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Minisode 9 - Ketchup Grand Prix

Welcome folks! On this sunny July day, we’re glad to have you join us for the ONE, the ONLY: KETCHUP GPX!!! Seven bottles enter, but only one will come out on top. A battle of the highest importance, judged by the most cutting edge scientists the world has to offer. Folks, we’ve got underdogs, w...

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Episode 87 - Dinged Cars

And over here we have our new HWIDG model for 2018. It comes with a turbo boost for extended rage sessions, very nice to have. It seats two comfortably, but you can squeeze a third person on it, go ahead and hop on, try it out. You feel that? Those are heated seats. Now that’s an optional feature,...

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Bonus Commentary - Ready Player One

Tab and Tim sit down for a grueling day in the reference mines to dig up some old gems of pop culture lost to the ages. This commentary has more pet rocks and gundams than you can shake a stick at. Get your counters ready because we're tallying the fuck out of this movie to determine scientifically ...

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Fuck You Neil Breene

Neil still owes us $5 for the movie rental on this piece of shit. Don't watch this movie.

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