Welcome back Pickard haters to this, the best episode of Pickard yet, which isn't saying much. We're really dreading watching this so there is a lot of tangents and theories up front, and a lot of making fun of this series afterwards. Unfortunately the go pro died while we were goofing around up ...
2020-02-13 23:20:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Glamour! Glitz! The taste of Tinseltown is in the air, so roll out the red carpet for this star-studded episode of Here's What I Don't Get! All your favorite celebrities are here: Tab, occasionally Tim, and Not Todd! But now, it's time for the ceremonies. Let's start with the most important award...
2020-02-13 01:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Unfortunately we return this week for one of the most nothing episodes of Pickard yet. This was a real snoozer almost nothing happens. It was really the setup for I guess what is going to happen in Episode 3 but holy fuck were we bored to death. The biggest news about this episode, is that 2020-02-08 18:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The penultimate Star Trek film, Insurrection tells the story of Journey's End except without Wesley. Seriously they even carry over the stopping time bullshit. Tim seemed to enjoy it, but I really don't like this movie. Smooth shaven Riker, weird musical numbers, a village of people who don't hav...
2020-02-06 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to another freezing episode of HWIDG. We’re snowed in now, schools are all closed, roads are icy, and noses are rosy. The weatherman said the blizzard dropped 46 inches of snow over our heads, a new record! Wait, what? He said four to six inches? And we didn’t even get th...
2020-02-06 00:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post
In what is widely regarded as the best of the TNG Trek films, Tim sits down to watch a movie so good, he wants to keep watching more. Let's discuss Holographic bullets, Weird time travel problems, new characters, old characters, and whether or not Data Fucked the Borg Queen. We're having a good t...
2020-02-04 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What's Wrong with Spaaace crosses over with this movie review format, Before & After, muh like the movie we're discussing today. Star Trek: Generations. The first TNG film and the only TNG film to feature cast from the Original series. You've seen cross over episodes already so this one isn't...
2020-02-03 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is it, the finale of What's Wrong with Spaaace? Will we do another season of Episodes on TNG, TOS, VOY, or ENT? Only time will tell. By the end of this episode, you will be laughing and crying and wanting to go back and watch it all again. Will Tim take a further plunge in the Star Trek fand...
2020-02-02 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back Trek HWIDGets to this penultimate episode of Regular Season Star Trek TNG Recaps. Winding down to the end, we're discussing a lot of great episodes on the eve of watching Star Trek: Picard. Give it a listen and see if you agree on best episodes and worst episodes.
2020-02-01 06:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you patrons for all your support for January, here's you receipt for this month's support. It looks like you spent a lot of money on pornos on paper view, and these titles, oh my god...
- Pet Parents
- The Hassle of Saving a Buck or Two
- Checking Receipts
- Modern Movie Trai...
Another day has dawned and another facet of Star Trek has been irreversibly ruined. That's right Star Trek: Picard is here, but since it bears no resemblance to actual Jean-Luc Picard, we're calling him Gene Luck Pickard. A cowardly old man who when pushed decided to quit rather than stand for wh...
2020-01-30 22:52:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there, this week HWIDG's coming to you live from our bunker 2 miles under the earth. As soon as the news of the coronavirus hit, we moved to our secret bunker operation, and no there's not room for anyone else, so have fun in Fallout! As your skin sloughs off up there, we're down here feastin...
2020-01-30 01:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, as we wade knee-deep into winter, HWIDG is here to keep you warm. Come in from the cold. Put this blanket around your shoulders and cup this mug of cocoa near the fire. Don’t mind me, a handsome Scottish man that seduced you recently deceased grandmother, and don’t pay attention to the ...
2020-01-23 00:40:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a new year and with that comes new Do Gets and this month we've got some big ones so listen up because we're talking about...
Spider-Man
Big Ass Books
Faux Socializing
The Old School FPS revival
Fox kids Spider-Man in the late 90s was the introduction to Spider-Man for m...
2020-01-19 19:10:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Just another day, another podcast. Except this time we're in the MILE HIGH PODCAST CLUB. That's right, we're coming to you live from a plane just out of LAX, and we've got full access to the cockpit! We could do a barrel roll! Amazing! We could do a loop-de-loop! We could even dump some fuel! DUM...
2020-01-16 02:38:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, we've started the year off with a bang, quite literally. Good thing we've got the newly minted Space Force to get a leg up on those dirty [insert brown people here]. So grab your anti-grav suit, smart pistol, and A.I. helmet and GET OUT THERE MAGGOTS WHILE YOU LISTEN TO TAB AND TIM BICKER A...
2020-01-08 23:42:11 +0000 UTC View Post
They say hindsight is always 20/20, but you know what's not always 20/20? The year! That's right! It's finally 2020, which means it's officialy THE FUTURE™! And what, pray tell, is HWIDG going to be like in The Future™? Pretty much the same! So head to the gym for your first and last time thi...
2020-01-02 02:14:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Well this has been 2019 for you, generally just a big piece of shit of a year with nothing productive happening. There's only a few more hours left, but we've got just enough time to squeeze in another few micro issues.
Tiny Screws
Migrating Sheets
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Claymatio...
Here is is the Before and After you've always wanted, hopefully the last stand in JJ Abrams attempt to strip mine your favorite franchises for notoriety and truckloads of money. This $175.5 opening weekend disappointment will be despised for the next 20 years, just like the prequels.
Recomm...
2019-12-23 06:47:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Festivus, I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT,
- People That Think Everything is for Them
- Blaming the Fans
- Clickbait
- Participation Awards
Sometimes you see a news story, or a facebook post, and you think, "Who could be s...
2019-12-23 06:35:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Fast and Furious has become such a huge franchise it's now spinning off characters into their own franchises. Introducing Hobbs and Shaw, to antagonists turned part of the team, now turned Protagonists in their own film. Join The Rock, and Jason Statham as they recreate the plot to Mission Imposs...
2019-12-20 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to HWIDG! Around here, we're in the ol' Christmas mood, meaning Tab's drinking his "special" hot chocolate sponsored by Jameson, Tim's making wreaths out of his handle collection, and Todd's vaping a nice gingerbread-venison blend. So Happy Holidays from our weird podcast family, and...
2019-12-19 00:14:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back HWIDG-ets to December's completely non-holiday themed bonus episode. We're sitting with the A/C cranked and listening to Jimmy Buffet while talking about,
Shopping
Youtube Tutorials
Taskmaster
Cameras
Shopping it's not just for girls anymore. Also you can do it f...
2019-12-16 17:37:17 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we've lost a lot of people that meant a lot to us: René Auberjonois, Carroll Spinney, and Ron Liebman. From Star Trek, to Sesame Street, to Rhinestone, let us remember these fine actors in the way that only HWIDG can. So, get mad. Get furious, my friends that the universe ...
2019-12-12 01:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It's leftovers week! Finish up all that Thanksgiving food while shopping for all the stock the stores couldn't get rid of this year! Half off Xboxes?! You better beat that old lady with her own cane to get the last one, you'll NEVER see a deal like that again. OH! But here comes that...
2019-12-05 00:33:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This time we're watching the 1984 box office bomb Rhinestone. This movie pairs Dolly Parton, and Sylvester Stallone in a Country Music retelling of Pygmalion. Tim and I know exactly nothing about this movie, but get ready for it because it is a weird weird movie. We're both giving this movie a 40...
2019-12-02 22:57:27 +0000 UTC View Post
The leftovers are still there in the kitchen, it's time to make yourself a big turkey sandwich wrap yourself up in a comfy bathrobe and listen to us discuss these microscopic issues.
Tesla Truck Haters
Loitering Groups
Reminding People About Your Embarrassing Stories
T...
He's got space aids Jim. That's right our fearless captain got the romulan space aids. There's only one treatment known, and we're racing across the galaxy to get it. On the way though we've gotta discuss these season six episodes of TNG.
This second part of the season has some consistently...
2019-11-29 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We here at HWIDG are thankful for the following: America, cool hats, tigers, Italian fathers, armor-piercing rounds, Destiny, helicopters, Lebanese diplomat Abieg Tihdi, polka music, Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar Sandwiches™, and of course, the cinematic classic Wild Wild West. Let us know what you're...
2019-11-28 07:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back Trek fans to Season Six of Star Trek The Next Generation.
This half season we bring back Scotty, non-annoying children, holographic heists, thing monsters, and FOUR LIGHTS!!
What does Tim think of Mark Twain? What are his favorite episodes? How many episodes are "Best Epi...
2019-11-25 03:53:08 +0000 UTC View Post