Hey look! another live show coming up, this time at Union Hall as part of the Brooklyn Podcast Festival. What fun!! Union Hall is a fair sized venue, but still, it might sell out, so we're sending you, our dearest, most precious patrons, this event link before we blast it out on sosh (social medi...
2019-12-05 20:12:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, magical beings! Ali Fisher here. I play Cordelia Sasquatch on the show and I’m here to talk to you about online shopping.
That’s right! It’s officially the holiday season and capitalism has us in its filthy clutches. And look, most of us will feel some sense of obligation to bu...
2019-11-29 19:13:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe gang discusses episode 5, the live show, crushes, other ttrpgs, and so so much more INCLUDING a fantastic closing number from POWER FAN @alopaden
2019-11-26 21:42:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail, Lords!
One of the perks of your noble title is the privilege of having a Cordelian 5E character rolled and created for you by the Rude Tales crew. Amazing news- we're ready to launch that today!
Fill out the attached form (where you can give us as much or little info about thi...
Greetings weary traveler, and welcome to this message in your electronic mail bin... or perhaps you have stumbled on it whilst browsing the Patreon string woven by the cyber spider of the World Wide Web (WWW)? Listen I don't know where I'm going with this, so the introduction is over.
The c...
2019-11-20 20:41:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya, folks!
Branson here. Remember eight days ago when the now legendary fourth episode of Rude Tales dropped? Remember how Albee read from Sloane Langley Thatcher's dream journal? Well guess what, the original dream journal was WAY longer. I got carried away writing it! Most of it was cut...
2019-11-13 16:10:29 +0000 UTC View PostProducer Taylor joins the cast to crack the case of episode 4!
Discover! Uncover! List former Improv Teams!
2019-11-12 05:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
If Branson's lavish descriptions of the Lindsinghams and their opulent manor weren't enough for you:
1. how dare you
2. here are some concept drawings from Branson and Carly!
What do YOU think this wretched family looks like? 👀 Show us on Twitter and/or the Discord!
2019-11-06 18:15:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello sweet Spirits! If you're interested in coming to a very small, very intimate, very experimental live taping of Rude Tales of Magic on November 14th, in Brooklyn, New York, then you're gonna love the form linked here. Since this is our first one, and it might suck, it's free.
Ple...
2019-11-04 18:44:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Carly here! If you're like me, then pencil tests and rough animation have always been more exciting to watch than the finished product. I've been dying to animate some lip sync for Flipcup ever since we first heard his voice in Episode 3, so I spent my Saturday doing just that. This is a pencil t...
2019-11-04 17:19:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Psssst, hey. This is a secret show with Branson and Taylor, for Elf Lords only. No joke, the cast doesn't even know about it. We wanted to talk about stuff with you, as producers of the show, that we can't really talk about in public or with bigger groups of backers.
This is for your ...
2019-11-02 19:44:43 +0000 UTC View Post
We're gonna try a fun little live show! Nov 14th, at 7:30 in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY.
Right now, we're only telling you, the ELF LORDS. On Monday we'll open it up to your lessers, so if you can make it, get in there, rsvp, and secure a seat, asap. Space is VERY limited, so move fast ...
2019-10-31 21:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe gang gathers to discuss Episode 3 "Mother Knows Best", answer questions from the ELF LORDS, and decide the fate of StirFry once and for all.
If there's something you'd like to hear on Rude Talks of Chatting, let us know in the Discord, which is fun and you should join it.
2019-10-29 04:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have PUMPKINS? Do you have KNIVES?
Learn how to put both to good use with our first ever instructional video: "How to Carve Some Pumpkins"! If you feel inspired to carve your own pump after watching this video, please share on Twitter (be sure to tag @of_rude)!
Happy RUDE-O'-WE...
2019-10-24 13:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! Voice of de Bonesby, Christopher Hastings here! I have been dying to share my sketches of my favorite failed lich dandy, and the police that run our Patreon have finally allowed it. I don't know why I decided the "good one" should have bobble head proportions, but it's fun...
2019-10-15 17:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, patrons! The first drawing of the cast from a few days before we recorded our first episode. Look a little strange to you? Subscribe at the $10 level and up for access to Rude Talks of Chatting where we reveal the behind-the-scenes scoop ...
2019-10-15 17:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Namaste, GrailGulpers®! Check your email for the new Black Grail RSS feed. The podcatching app of your choice is the ideal way to collect and absorb the contents of the Black Grail. Drink it up! Let it become you!
“Nothing is sacred, all is permitted.”
This is the show where we talk about the show! AND THIS IS THE EPISODE where the gang hears Tim's new theme song for the first time. It's a really nice moment. It involves piss and bottoms (rear ends).
2019-10-15 04:15:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the only thing better than experiencing a work of art first hand and making up your own mind about its merits and meanings while leaving the immaterial details of production where they belong, behind the figurative fourth wall? Why, the opposite of all that of course! Here on rude Talks of...
2019-10-15 04:10:42 +0000 UTC View Post
"Dibs!"
Our delicious supplicating Bearers, Hail and well met. Here is the unedited introduction of Poopus, rich with lore and mystery, from Episode#2 Down for the Count.
We try to keep our hot, hot eps around an hour and a half, but sometimes there's jewels and gems that fal...
2019-10-09 17:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostTaylor here. Episode 2 is now crowning and will soon he plopped from our podhole like so much placental sack. Does it have spooky themes in accordance with the season? Listener, it does. Did we plan it like that? Listener, nuh uh. We are God’s own fools, prancing about blindly, oblivious to the...
2019-10-05 12:26:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Some assorted drawings of characters we met in episode one! Reena/Cheddar and Cordelia by Branson, Straid Plancis by Carly. New episode drops Tuesday!
*Sketches, not skits.
2019-10-04 17:58:03 +0000 UTC View Post
License to THRILL! [james bond reference]
Taylor here. 10 minutes into episode 7 and I’m laughing so hard I’ve exacerbated my abdominal hernia.
I simply cannot wait for you to meet the Pepsi Brothers.
Also check out my cord management. You like it? You getting hot about it...
2019-10-04 00:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
A little behind-the-scenes time-lapse from the creation of our animatic video, to celebrate 69 patrons (delicioso)
2019-10-01 14:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Carly here! I play Albeara "Albee" Dawn and I'm also...a draw-er? I drew this design for Albee before we even started recording! We had rolled our characters at that point and I was getting pretty excited, so I wanted to get into the character and figure her out a little bit; designing her was a ...
2019-09-26 14:57:33 +0000 UTC View PostSPLASH! Thats the sound of the "splash" made this week when netizens the world over met Davo, the breakout star of the fresh-faced, blockbuster new podcast Rude Tales of ...
2019-09-25 19:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're reading this, our inaugural patreon post, it means you're one of a select few who thought to get in on the ground floor of the world's first dungeons and dragons actual play podcast. Sit back, relax, kick off your shoes, and get comfortable as we lavish you with opulent exclusive conten...
2019-09-25 00:09:31 +0000 UTC View Post