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Thatโs right! In honor or March โ๏ธ Madness โ๏ธ we here at Rude Tales of Magic ๐๐ฎ have decided to bring the MADNESS of COLLEGE BASKETBALL to you!! ๐น๐...
2021-03-22 19:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Well it happened. We played โAh Dang! Mothman Wonโt Move Out (He Said It Was Only For The Weekend)โ, a one page RPG by Paul Matijevic based on an idea by William Carpenter of Long Beach Comics.
Mothman is crashing on the couch of gorgeous roommates Gavin Lavin (Joe Le...
2021-03-18 14:14:26 +0000 UTC View PostContent warning for this episode: cults, castration, compliments
2021-03-17 00:48:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello dear listener, Ruderino, Piss Pig, whichever your preference,
Chris Hastings, voice of de Bonesby here! Freddy-baby's been through some looks recently, and I thought I'd illustrate some documentation to share with you.
We of course have de Bonesby prime, as he was introduced in ...
2021-03-04 23:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons,
Turns out there was a small audio issue on the version of Rude Talks we published earlier today. It's all better now and we've got a beautifully new and fixed cut of this Rude Talks. Enjoy this episode now the *way it was meant to be heard*. If you already listened to the old...
Cry Out Loud, Cry Out Proud! You're Only Crying for Freedom is just a few hours away!! What are you waiting for? THIS IS YOUR FIGHT TOO!
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Ok, Elf Lords, we hope we see you at the live show tonight but this is for a totally different thing! This is just between us- don't go telling your black grail friends!
My lords, my lords, PLEASE attend our next Live Stream, tomorrow night!!
You can view it on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/event/736263
Or at rud...
2021-02-25 19:39:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Ali and Tim each live near different incredible parks. Both parks have Red Tailed Hawks.
Ali and Tim break down why seeing that Red Tailed Hawk gives them such pleasure. Using birds (profoundly) as an anchor, these two trained conversationalists talk about walks, neighborhoods, animal...
2021-02-25 14:06:38 +0000 UTC View Post
You read that right! The whole Rude Crew will be hosting a watch party on the Discord tonight at 8PM Eastern, and it's just for our beloved and virtuous Elf Lords! We'll be watching the 'cult classic' 2013 film Fateful Findings (2021-02-20 19:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe you heard the bugle call at dawn. Maybe you got the draft card in the mail. Maybe you saw the leaked show poster (https://twitter.com/of_rude/status/1362070559073464329?s=20) on Twitter.&nbs...
2021-02-19 19:37:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Cast assembles to prank the living shit out of each other. Buckets of water left over doorways, rubber pillows that make poot-poot sound, hand buzzers, foot buzzers, back of knee buzzers, NOTHING is sacred and no one is safe in this hall of mirrors we call Rude Talks of Chatting for ep025 "In...
2021-02-17 00:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been one year, one month, and fourteen days since the New Years Eve Disaster at Flammable Rock Holdings... which means we are overdue to check in with the Level 10 Corporate Dwarves.
Listen in as Cardboard Junior, Bold Henry, and Surfboard try to craft an unforgettable Valentines...
2021-02-14 14:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus Content- ENGAGE!
Because you demanded it: Joe gathers together the crew of the Starship Raptor, for another voyage through the stars. With old friends, new faces, and old friends with new faces, episode 2 will send you on a comet ride of adventure and fun.
Featuring:
Chris...
The cast gathers to discuss the ins and outs of Afterbirth and that time Joey Ramone tripped Chris!
2021-02-02 21:20:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This started as a joke, but now it's real. We give you: the reverse shot of our logo! This is canon.
2021-01-30 19:38:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The two castmates who live their lives one quarter mile at a time (Ali and Joe) get together to discuss their favorite film franchise about street racing: The Fast and the Furious! We talk our favorite movies in this two decade saga, our mutual love of Han, the importance of hitting the NOS butto...
2021-01-28 21:22:26 +0000 UTC View PostGet ready for the cast of the nastiest podcast in town to play their wicked new game, Respect/Honor/Exalt!!!
2021-01-19 20:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
We're ending the holiday season with some special bonus commentary for you, our beloved patrons. Chris, Tim, and Joe talk a bit of Trek, then dive into a viewing of Deep Space 9's season 4, episode 7: Little Green Men. Watch along with the boys and hear their deep and incisive commentary on this ...
2021-01-05 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your support in this, the year of two twenties. We've enjoyed making stuff for you, and we look forward to concocting new thrills and delights for 2021! We like to imagine the group here is saying "CHEESE!"; just a little flight of fancy on our part.
xo
Rude T...
2020-12-31 17:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostAn extra something for our Lords: bloopers/deleted scenes from Beans and Revelry! Happy New Year!
2020-12-31 17:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostSeasons Greetings, fine Piss Pigs!
We at Rude Tales are proud to present the Patreon Cut of our soon to come Jane Austen-inspired episode, "Beans & Revelry", which includes a bonus 40+ minutes of behind the scenes gameplay as the cast creates their characters and the worl...
2020-12-28 16:11:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you to our beloved patrons! Whether you celebrate The Hondadays or Toyotathon or even if you don't celebrate any of them and just like the Camry Carols, we hope you're having a wonderful late December. Thanks for a great year and here's to many more!
Use the code RUDEMAGIC at checkout...
2020-12-25 19:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Will you accept this...podcast?????
Joe and Tim talk about their history with the Bachelor franchise, their thoughts on the current season, and their hopes for the future. A perfect primer for those who have never touched the series while still giving the "caught up" plenty of hot tak...
2020-12-19 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostSure, you've heard deleted scenes from the main show before, but now, for the first time EVER, we're sharing a little lost nugget from Rude Talks! And it's just for you, our Lords and Masters! You might call this a "Cut" Gem! Or you might call it "a waste of a minute." Either way, keep it to your...
2020-12-09 18:28:16 +0000 UTC View PostWe talk Riddles, Guys, the amazing performance of Thunderlingus, and what everyone's personal sacrifice would be. Fun ep!
2020-12-08 19:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostOur first Riddle Guy episode was a big ol JUMBO boy, so overflowing with INCREDIBLE CONTENT that our arbitrary and self imposed time limit could not hold it all. BUT THE BLACK GRAIL HOLDS ALL.
And so behold: An extra "riddle" for Albee! FINALLY the Cool Zone and what happened there is...
2020-11-30 17:57:27 +0000 UTC View PostIf your ears were mouths, get your mouths ready to suck down this chocolate milkshake of a Rude Talks! We discuss the closest possible analogue to Burning Man, Bona--Warped Tour, Carly weighs in on *That Crush* and Chris makes a declaration about Rotini. Your headphones are the straw!
2020-11-25 00:42:11 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of the anniversary of the first full day of the Lyndon Johnson administration, we've decided to open up fifty (yes fifty!) new Elf Lord spots- and we're letting you, our lovely, current subscribers know first!
These will go fast- some of you have already upgraded, and we'll ...
We swore it would never happen again, but the unthinkable has occurred. Taylor surprised Carly, Chris, and Joe with a fresh bundle of P.A.R.S.E.L.Y. (they had no idea what game we were going to be playing until it started).
Parsely is a collection of text adventure-based games you can...
2020-11-19 15:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post