"Filth and shite, exactly the place I was hoping to be dragging my new boots through. What are we even doing down here anyway? What type of idiotic gangers makes their den down here huh?"
"Answer me this... Why do all the cheap motels we stay at always have such crusty, scratchy sheets huh? Do they all shop at the same mega-mart for their furnishings? Damn, well here's to another crap nights sleep..."
"Paradise, Paradise, Paradise... Whatever your kink, they'll cater to it, for a price. Unfortunately for us our visit this time is for business. We're to escort and act as bodyguards through the Combat District so our corporate client can have a little time away from the office desk and relax...
2022-01-07 11:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Paradise, Paradise, Paradise... Whatever your kink, they'll cater to it, for a price. Unfortunately for us our visit this time is for business. We're to escort and act as bodyguards through the Combat District so our corporate client can have a little time away from the office desk and relax...
2022-01-07 11:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Shoot out at the old strip mall eh? Cool, consider me in! Pretty easy job if all we've just got to do is make some young chooms take a dirt nap. I'll grab my AR, plenty of ammo and maybe a 'nade or two - should do the trick!"
All December backers who have continued their support f...
2022-01-01 22:29:27 +0000 UTC View Post
"We need a ride choom! I don't care if it has two, four or more wheels! We just need to get the hell out of here, NOW!"
Thought I'd release a quick mini-pack of Vehicle Tokens that are typically found spread across the maps I make.
In total there are currently 117 so have at ...
2021-12-29 20:52:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"Fine dining that only the top 1% of the city can eat at and guess who managed to get a table reserved? Alright fine, there's a caveat - We need to scope out a high profile CEO and try to swipe his datapad without being discovered. Good news is we can put the tab on the client!"
"Fine dining that only the top 1% of the city can eat at and guess who managed to get a table reserved? Alright fine, there's a caveat - We need to scope out a high profile CEO and try to swipe his datapad without being discovered. Good news is we can put the tab on the client!"
"Good evening! Job from the PD this time, makes a nice change. A booster gang is shipping in some gear for a new narco that's supposed to be taking the slums by storm. Our police informant says they can't really act in the combat district and therefore this needs to be done on the low-down."<...
2021-12-20 00:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"Good evening! Job from the PD this time, makes a nice change. A booster gang is shipping in some gear for a new narco that's supposed to be taking the slums by storm. Our police informant says they can't really act in the combat district and therefore this needs to be done on the low-down."<...
2021-12-20 00:16:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"Tonight's job is deep in the Combat District, a client has offered us a great deal of credits to deal with a rival gang of theirs. Supposedly they've turned an old basketball court into their rendezvous point. Let's see how many hoops we can shoot with a head, eh?"
"Tonight's job is deep in the Combat District, a client has offered us a great deal of credits to deal with a rival gang of theirs. Supposedly they've turned an old basketball court into their rendezvous point. Let's see how many hoops we can shoot with a head, eh?"
"Feels like the weight of the world is bearing down on me, can hardly keep my eyes open. Coffee o'clock time, let's give this swanky joint a crack. See if their coffee is half decent eh?"
1080P Siz...
2021-12-07 01:35:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"Feels like the weight of the world is bearing down on me, can hardly keep my eyes open. Coffee o'clock time, let's give this swanky joint a crack. See if their coffee is half decent eh?"
"Ah, yes... The smell of gunpowder in the air, the warming glow of a burnt out car and of course, the finest bullet-riddled architecture your eyes could ever gaze upon. Another day in the paradise of the combat district!"
10...
2021-12-06 11:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ah, yes... The smell of gunpowder in the air, the warming glow of a burnt out car and of course, the finest bullet-riddled architecture your eyes could ever gaze upon. Another day in the paradise of the combat district!"
One full year of Patreon, absolute madness - Where did the time go?
I'll keep this short and sweet as text cannot convey how thankful and appreciative I am of the support you've all given me over this last year.
We're currently sa...
"Bloody hell, I need a good pint. None of that fancy corpo microbrewery shit... No, I need something that'll be thick enough to use as cement and as flammable as napalm! There's a rough little joint tucked downtown, get your coat and your piece, let's go!"
All November backers who ...
2021-12-01 22:49:39 +0000 UTC View Post
"The inner city slums eh? This place may as well be called a bloody war zone considering how often the local gangs fight and shoot up the place. Regardless, once we're past the police cordon we've got to meet with the leader of a bunch of slummers who call themselves the 'Ard Lads and see if ...
2021-11-20 17:54:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"The inner city slums eh? This place may as well be called a bloody war zone considering how often the local gangs fight and shoot up the place. Regardless, once we're past the police cordon we've got to meet with the leader of a bunch of slummers who call themselves the 'Ard Lads and see if ...
2021-11-20 17:53:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, outskirts of the city before the wasteland starts, there's a small encampment of those nomadic bastards. They've acquired some tech our client needs so it'll be a simple courier run. Head on over, exchange deets and return here with the goods - got it?"
"So, outskirts of the city before the wasteland starts, there's a small encampment of those nomadic bastards. They've acquired some tech our client needs so it'll be a simple courier run. Head on over, exchange deets and return here with the goods - got it?"
"So, outskirts of the city before the wasteland starts, there's a small encampment of those nomadic bastards. They've acquired some tech our client needs so it'll be a simple courier run. Head on over, exchange deets and return here with the goods - got it?"
"Transportation manifests are the aim of the game boys and girls. Need you to infiltrate X-Storage Corp's loading grounds, find a terminal, jack in and download as much data regarding their operation as you can. Can't tell you the client but let's just say if you're caught expect to treated l...
2021-11-02 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Pretty simple courier job eh? Drop a parcel off with Sparks at her usual drinking hole and then we hit the road. Perhaps if we're lucky she might even buy us a bottle eh? She made an absolute boat-load of credits on that tower heist I'm told... Perhaps I should have studied more and become a...
2021-10-22 09:35:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Pretty simple courier job eh? Drop a parcel off with Sparks at her usual drinking hole and then we hit the road. Perhaps if we're lucky she might even buy us a bottle eh? She made an absolute boat-load of credits on that tower heist I'm told... Perhaps I should have studied more and become a...
2021-10-22 09:33:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Pretty simple courier job eh? Drop a parcel off with Sparks at her usual drinking hole and then we hit the road. Perhaps if we're lucky she might even buy us a bottle eh? She made an absolute boat-load of credits on that tower heist I'm told... Perhaps I should have studied more and become a...
2021-10-22 09:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Our target seems to frequent one of the local boxing clubs downtown ran by a group who call themselves the 'Metal Boiz'. Job's a nice easy one, we pop inside, scope out the clientele and when we've found our man we ask him for a private word in the alley and bang, done. Got it?"
"Our target seems to frequent one of the local boxing clubs downtown ran by a group who call themselves the 'Metal Boiz'. Job's a nice easy one, we pop inside, scope out the clientele and when we've found our man we ask him for a private word in the alley and bang, done. Got it?"
"It took far too long for us to get that vault open so let's get the gold in the bags NOW! Cops are here so we're about to get our hands full and the number we've got mobilising against us is overkill! I don't have a death wish so let's hurry this up!"
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2021-10-03 03:02:29 +0000 UTC View Post