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~New Original Audio~ The Ultimate Naughtiness Questionnaire [78 mins]

Here's the first part of a sexy questionnaire I recorded a week or two ago. I haven't recorded responses to the other questions yet, but this first part is already super long, so I figured might as well post it for you guys. If you enjoyed the audio I did last year called "The Sex Questionnaire",...

~New Original Audio~ December Update [36 mins]

Hi guys... So I just finished recording this update ramble. Before you listen, please note that it is NOT sexy. It is quite personal, and not my usual happy/fun/sexy type of recording. You may feel bummed out after hearing it. So ummm yeah, might be best to skip this one if you're in a good mood and...

~New Audio~ Cuckolding The King [british accent attempt] [older woman/younger man] [so much filthier than you'd expect]

The term "cuckold" is not one that I am all that keen on, however when I saw this script,  I simply had to record it. The original script offer (https://redd.it/39w4iz ) actually had both the tags [MILF] and [medieval]! Tha...

~New Original Audio~ Playing with my brand new toy, The Womanizer! [multiple o's] [ramblewhore] [34 mins]

MY NEW TOY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!  CAN YOU TELL I'M EXCITED?

Thank you once again to the very special patron who generously sent me this amazing toy as an early x-mas prezzie <3

BOY OH BOY, IS THIS TOY EVER AHFUCKINGMAZING

The most awesome part ...

~Audio Now Available to All Patrons~ [F4M] Wake Up, Sleepyhead! [GFE] [much naughtier morning sexy times] [still lots of silly ridiculousness] [and a damn good bj]

THIS AUDIO WAS PREVIOUSLY POSTED FOR PATRONS IN THE $5+ TIERS. I AM REPOSTING TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO ALL PATRONS BEFORE RELEASING IT PUBLICLY ON GWA :) 

This is a continuation to "Go To Bed, Sleepyhead!" This takes place the following morni...

~New Audio~ If You're Going To Be A Baby About This... [fdom] [teasing] [baby talk] [md/lb] [handjob with wet sounds] [two versions] [version with denial] + [alternate ending with orgasm for you because I'm a softie] [script by /u/NotInCtrl]

 I can best describe this script/audio with one simple phrase:

i HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT  NOW. 

That was my reaction upon reading the script anyway! :D

I was really not expecting to find this hot, but... I did. I found myself so turned ...

[Question] Do any of you have interest in me posting songs here?

Wow I feel like that sentence is such a mess grammatically that it's almost entertaining to me. Then again, I do amuse easily... Yeah I think I'll just leave it as is instead of fixing it. Fun times!

K so I have an absurd number of recordings of me singing along to stuff. Accord...

~New Audio~ Wake Up, Sleepyhead! [GFE] [much naughtier morning sexy times] [still lots of silly ridiculousness] [and a damn good bj]

This is a continuation to "Go To Bed, Sleepyhead!" This takes place the following morning - however this audio makes complete sense on its own! There is no need to listen to the bedtime audio in order to follow along with this one. You can absolutely listen to this one first, or only this one...

~New Audio~ Go to Bed, Sleepyhead! [GFE] [sweet] [silly] [kissing] [creampie]

This is Part 1 of an awesome two part GFE script written by /u/Buttery_Croissant. Mmm buttery croissant.... *<salivates>*

This first part is meant to be listened to before bed obviously (though you do whatever the heck you wanna do!) as it is a bedtime rambles cutesy ki...

~2 New Audios~ My Monster Cock Obsession [dirty talk] [script by /u/rubber_foal] + A Preamble Ramble about the difference between fantasy & reality

We all love it when I do scripts by /u/rubber_foal, don't we? It's been far too long. Foals has about a million scripts in progress for me, but he'd rather play Overwatch these days than write filth that over hundreds of thousands of people have orgasmed to. (Don't worry he's a patron too, he...

Reddit voted on which Patreon audio to be released publicly - Here is the winner for November: [F4M] Marking Me As Yours From The Inside [Impregnating Sass] [GFE] [44 mins]

THIS AUDIO WAS PREVIOUSLY POSTED FOR PATRONS IN THE $10+ TIERS. I AM REPOSTING TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO ALL PATRONS BEFORE RELEASING IT PUBLICLY ON GWA :)

This is a custom audio that was created specifically for someone who has given me permission t...

Updaaaaaaaate

Dear Patient Patrons, It is I, your sassiest of all mastahs, checking in to say: Don't give up on me!!! You may have not realized that's it's been a couple weeks since you last heard from me, or you may have been huffing & puffing with slowly building frustration each day as you await a new audi...

~New Audio~ Confession: I've been a bad, bad girl. Someone should punish me. [32 min rambling update about my past two days]

I have been behaving very, very badly over the past 48 hrs. And I feel I owe my patrons an explanation. Maybe you'll like it. Or maybe you'll want to punish me for being such a bad girl. Either way, I need to confess. This isn't actually the kind of audio you can masturbate to, by the way. Feel free...

~New Audio~ [F4M] Charade at the Restaurant [bro/sis] [public]

I think this is the very first brother/sister audio that I ever recorded! The script was posted a full year ago, and I believe I recorded it just a few weeks after it was posted, so it must have been in... November 2015. Wow that seems like a lifetime ago! I found this audio hidden...

~New Audio~ [F4A] A Royal Cum Tasting [I don't even know how to begin tagging this one]

So this is the first time I am trying out posting an actual mp3 file right into Patreon instead of using a soundgasm link. If you have any trouble with downloading/listening to the audio, please let me know right away! 

This audio has been in the works for MO...

~New Original Audio~ [F4A] Insatiable Desperation... A Record Breaking Mast Sesh [48 mins]

[masturbation] [very very switchy dirty talk - sometimes fdom, sometimes fsub] [moaning/whimpering] [begging] [glass dildo] [magic wand] [the wettest of all wet sounds] [multiple orgasms + squirting multiple times] 

This is part of a crazy long despe...

October Updaaaaate/Round-Up!

Well there is just one week left in October, and I thought I'd check in with you guys to give you an update on what's been happening in Sassyland, and what to expect coming up in the near future!

Before Nov 1st, you can expect:

• at least 3 new audios ($1 tier, $5 tier, and...
  2016-10-25 21:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post

~New Audio~ [FF] + [F4M] Corruption of the Innocent [dual voice: succubus + innocent virgin girl]

Don't forget to listen to the Intro Audio for more background info on recording this script! That Intro Audio is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/behind-scenes-to-6993659<...

~New Audio~ [FF4M] Pervy Little Sister Walks in on Older Sister and Boyfriend (both voices by me :)

I'm thinking about posting this one to GWA tomorrow, so I wanted to get this posted today to give you guys early access. This is my first time editing a dual voiced audio on my own, so hopefully I did alright with that. This was recorded using the same method as with the Twins audio. In this ...

~New Audio~ [F4M] Help from a Friend [bj]

I found this script today in my "to record" list, and I just had to record it right away. I decided to make it a priority because I have found that the situation mentioned in the script is unfortunately fairly common amongst many of my listeners. A lot of my custom audio requests come from those of ...

[Behind The Scenes] Dual Voice Audios + Intro to Upcoming Dual Voice Succubus Audio [20 mins]

I've recorded a couple of dual voice audios in the past (The Whores of Dracula, and Deflowering The Twins) where I play both characters, and I thought it might be fun for those of you who are curious to peek behind the curtain and learn more about that process. 

This audio ...

An Audio Thank You (for your incredible responses to my crazy-long update audio!) [8 mins]

https://soundgasm.net/u/sassmastah77/Fuck-you-guys-are-the-absolute-best-I-love-you-all-so-damn-much-When-can-we-orgy

💕SO MUCH LOVE ...

~New Audio~ An Update Ramble [on my personal life, recording, stuff like that] [65 mins]

Boy, can I ever ramble! Jeepers...  -_-

I felt bad when I realized it's been just over a week since I posted here. I really want to be as open and transparent with you guys (my patrons) as humanly possible - so I recorded an extremely long-winded audio update on why I haven't p...

~New Audio~ [F4M] A Bareback Birthday Surprise

[F4M] A Bareback Birthday Surprise 

[GFE] [kissing] [teasing] [slurpy birthday blowjob] [moaning] [riding] [wet sounds][cumming inside me for the first time] [bed sounds] [loud orgasm] [creampie] [script by /u/GWAsub]

It's your birthday...