The Harem on the Hill (Part XXXIX)

"What do you have to tell me...Anastasia?"
You stand face-to-face with the fleshy femme fatale after whisking her back to her chamber. She stands on her tip-toes an...
2021-02-04 23:56:40 +0000 UTC View Post

"What do you have to tell me...Anastasia?"
You stand face-to-face with the fleshy femme fatale after whisking her back to her chamber. She stands on her tip-toes an...
2021-02-04 23:56:40 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations! Here is your bonus vote in our ongoing weight-gain serial, "The Harem on the Hill."
What do you do?

You resist "Little Debbie's" sizable charms for the time being and turn your attention to Anastasia, the next girl in your line-up of pet porkers. Anastasia came into the fold just before Debbie, w...
2021-01-27 18:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post
In the past, I’ve mused on the great lengths I went through to indulge my prurient interests as a kid. With no internet and a Bible Belt residence, there was little to satisfy the burgeoning urge...
2021-01-22 03:38:54 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year, folks!
Maverick is occupied with urgent personal matters this week, so January’s State of the Patreon update is coming from your friendly neighborhood Riptoryx.
Here’s some of what’s going on right now:
Coming up later this month, Maverick will be ... 2021-01-18 00:19:44 +0000 UTC View Post

You know that feeling you get when you find a Christmas present you missed under the tree? Or when you receive a belated gift from a friend or relative you thought had forgotten you? That's t...
2021-01-13 06:47:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks,
This is just a reminder that the narration poll will be closing on Friday. If you have an opinion about which story ought to get narrated but you haven’t voted yet, then you’d best hurry!
Presently, the “Jean Therapy” option has a strong lead but with only 28 votes ...
2021-01-07 11:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the list of stories that Maverick and I think are best fit for narration treatment at this time.

Merry Christmas, Patrons! I sincerely hope you enjoy "The New Mrs. Claus," our third collaboration with the mighty Magmaman! (2020-12-24 23:18:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Patrons:
It’s the most wonderful time of the year--2020 is almost over! Yay!
Although it’s easy to peg 2020 as pitiful (which it largely was), we certainly don’t want to minimize what you’ve made possible with your patronage. Riptoryx, my partner in crime, said it best: <...
2020-12-15 20:23:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I probably don't say it nearly often enough: thank you.
Thank you to each and every person reading this. You are all generous and delightfully kinky folks. Over the past year and change your support has helped make possible a bunch of creative stuff that otherwise lik...
2020-12-14 04:55:46 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations! Here is your bonus vote in our ongoing weight-gain serial, "The Harem on the Hill."
2020-12-11 20:13:55 +0000 UTC View Post
"The troops are ready for inspection, sir!"
The way Tina snaps her mock salute eliminates any lingering doubt you may have had about a military upbringing. Shoulders back. Stomach in.&n...
2020-12-11 19:58:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Thanksgiving to all our patrons whom celebrate it! We are certainly thankful for all of you!
While you recover from your feasting, here's one last morsel for you to gobble: the entirety of my latest story, "Life(guard) Lessons," posted as a single PDF. (Nobody wants to do ...
2020-11-27 14:41:39 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations! Here is your extra vote in our ongoing weight-gain serial, The Harem on the Hill!
2020-11-25 15:41:23 +0000 UTC View Post
You decide to lay low for a while. Locating your harem adjacent to such a small city was a thoughtful decision; however, it means dealing with low crime rates and an overeager police department.&nb...
2020-11-25 15:26:31 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons:
As 2020 races to a close (Thank goodness!) Riptoryx and I would once again like to state how much we appreciate your support. Thank you! Hopefully, our weight-gain bazaar of bizarre weight-gain has provided you a bit of escapism. It certainly has for us. ...
2020-11-18 17:28:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning Patrons!
Attached, please find the finale and epilogue of "Life(guard) Lessons," the spiritual successor to my original foray into weight-gain fiction twenty-five years ago, “The Lesson.” Sorry for the delay in getting it to you, but it's by far the longest chapter and I've...
2020-11-17 14:38:28 +0000 UTC View Post
In the past, we’ve mused about how difficult it was for pervs of a certain age (i.e., me) as adolescents back in pre-Internet porn days. Things were OK if you had traditional tastes that jibed with the...
2020-11-10 21:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy “N7 Day,” folks!
Did you see the announcement about the upcoming release of a “remastered” version of the original Mass Effect trilogy (plus a new game, apparently)?
Seems pretty nifty to me. Miranda, however, probably is less stoked about the simultaneous progress being...
2020-11-07 23:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations! Here is your bonus vote in our ongoing weight-gain serial, "The Harem on the Hill"!
PS: Sorry for the delay! I posted the regular poll over my lunch hour yesterday and didn't have time to get this one up. The deadline for voting has been extended a day. 2020-11-05 14:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post

"Honey, don't tell me you're brewing these nice officers Folgers!"
The oversized white cotton bathrobe that once swallowed Tina barely keeps her modest as she shuffles over to you.
"Sorry, de...
2020-11-04 21:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning Patrons!
Attached, please find part III of "Life(guard) Lessons," the spiritual successor to my original foray into weight-gain fiction twenty-five years ago, “The Lesson.” If you haven't already, you can read part I, and the impetus behind the tale, here: 2020-10-30 13:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post

"What a view!"
Officer Morgan stands in the middle of your living room with her hands on her narrow hips. Although you're certain she's using the 180-degree panorama of the surrounding w...
2020-10-21 14:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Patrons:
Happy Anniversary! It’s been one year since we began our humble Patreon with the sole intent of producing high-quality weight-gain erotica with a subversive bent....
2020-10-17 13:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning Patrons!
Attached, please find part II of "Life(guard) Lessons," the spiritual successor to my original foray into weight-gain fiction twenty-five years ago, “The Lesson.” If you haven't already, you can read part I, and the impetus behind the tale, here: 2020-10-15 12:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Congratulations! Here is your second vote in our ongoing weight-gain serial, "The Harem on the Hill"!
What do you say?
2020-10-08 15:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
"Good afternoon, Sir. I'm officer Petty and this is officer Morgan."
"What can I do for you..." You almost say gentlemen, but notice Morgan's full lips and flawless olive skin. "O...
2020-10-08 15:15:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Next year marks the 25th anniversary of “The Lesson,” my first foray into weight-gain fiction. At the time, I assumed it would be my one and only. Outside of genre master Wilson Barbers and a couple ...
2020-10-05 15:44:36 +0000 UTC View PostAs I mentioned in my comment on Riptoryx's most recent musing (www.patreon.com/posts/awkward-early-of-42001435) I'm a bit embarrassed how much of my adolescent creativity was inspired by my burgeoning ...
2020-10-01 00:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post