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Chapter 61 - Bit of a scrap

- The Realmnet: where unverified adventurers are Earthers, Leaflegends are elves that take too long getting out of their teen years, and accounts that insult the Witch Tyrant are children. @Lostcrow (Unverified)

“What the hell?!”

A giant fortress rose from the mountain. A...

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Chapter 60 - Getting up to speed

Pinkie laughed her head off.

“Oh my god! Look at your face! Hahaha! When was the last time someone got the better of you?”

Ella Maizel sniffed at the other dragonslayer. Pinkie was in the sky, travelling at literal breakneck speeds towards the closest System portal. Though for bot...

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Chapter 59 - The Tyrants' Secretary

*Just like its predecessor, very few truly know who created realmcoin. It took both worlds by storm as adventurers found an easier way to transact with each other in a trustless ecosystem whilst in The Realm. The rest was history as it was inevitably adapted into the Guild’s protocols, sett...

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Chapter 58 - Realm Two Rewards

All three exit portals in the leveled zones of the third sector were locked down. Multiple teams of Thirders were standing around, ready to deal with whatever came out. No matter who came out. When the alert had come in that the system portals were reinstated and that a Realm expansion wasn’t h...

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Chapter 57 - Third Trial, an Adventurer's duel

- Disaster! Witch Tyrant almost dies in an assault by 30 dragonslayers. The Dwarven Tyrant rises with a Legendary fortress, fighting off fifty dragonslayers on his own. 58 dragonslayers blacklisted for being involved. Mezhar fails the highest Trial. Chieftain Tyrant states that Mezhar was app...

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Chapter 56 - Third Trial, Training montage?

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Author’s note: Chapter took a little bit longer because I had to sift through 50 future chapters and figure out why things didn’t match.

Turns out I never edited the timeline in the earlier chapters, dates have been changed for the highest Trial to be challenged.

Let...

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Chapter 55 - Are we the baddies?

- Uhh, anyone else checked outside the Shadow Tyrant’s city? @udarase (Realmer)

↪Manager’s abode, are those heads on stakes? @reticular (Realmer)

↪Good riddance, heard those guys took the entire city hostage. @Yoaluea (Realmer)

↪I thought...

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Chapter 54 - Third Trial, Strategist Itrac

Valee shivered, all the scouts around her did. Screams echoed from the forest on the opposite side of the clearing. 

What was going on?

Did Artigan have another skill in his sleeve? Or was this part of the Epic? The sounds of everyone became muffled, the only thing that ...

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Chapter 53 - Third Trial, Momentum

“Dwarven Tyrant! Dwarven Tyrant! Will you please answer about what is to be done about the fifty dragonslayers that attacked you?” - Ortris

“Eh? I’ve already told them I’m not attacking them, besides we have more important business to deal with. Like preparing for the...

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Chapter 52 - Third Trial, schemed

It took an entire day of silent power walking through the snowy forest to get to the location he wanted. Ryan had taken detours and doubled back to check if any demon scouts had been following them but found nothing. It seemed like General Grivkas was as good as his word.

They arrived at th...

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Chapter 51 - General Grivkas

*As Earth was cut off and the highest Trial was challenged, The Realm began preparing in earnest for another Realm expansion.

- There's like five more drills than last time??? @Starvorld (Realmer)

↪Son, what are you still doing on realmnet? @Reliter (Verified, ...

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Chapter 50 - Dragonslayers vs Tyrants, part 3

The Dwarven Tyrant hated his title, you didn’t hear anyone call Paul the Orcken Tyrant. It turned out that changing the way people called you was more difficult than he first thought. He needed to do something big. Something that would cause enough of a fuss so that even Lihua’s fight would b...

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Chapter 49 - Dragonslayers vs Tyrants, part 2

- My game! I was in the middle of a ranked match! @Leaflegend498 (Realmer)

↪ Your game?! What the fuck is going on, did someone manage to sneak past the Tyrants? @Limousin (Verified, R8)

↪ There’s reports of multiple large impacts felt in Sector Eight. Drag...

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Chapter 48 - Dragonslayers vs Tyrants, Part 1

The most feared Tyrant in the world was not the mightiest, not the quickest, nor the most magically destructive. The most feared Tyrant was a [Witch]. She was widely considered the second weakest of all the Tyrants yet she was still the most feared, the most hated. The reason? 

She was...

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Chapter 47 - Chieftain and Shadow

The highest Trial would only be challenged on the last seven days of the timer. At this time, the Tyrants would gather and five to all seven of them would challenge the highest Trial. It had been this way ever since the completion of the tenth Trial and hadn’t changed since. For it to happen wh...

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Chapter 46 - Trial Adaptations

- Holy shit, Latarro got completely owned by Artigan. @ Mezhargod123 (Unverified)

↪ Okay, someone really needs to put this elf down. @Relicantoo (Realmer)

↪ You got to admit, he’s pretty freaking hilarious though. @Milococo2 (Unverified)

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Chapter 45 - Double humiliation

- Look at the public ledger! You can see it all. There’s no way Zhenyu didn’t pay Artigan off to spare him. @ Milococo2 (unverified)

- Goddamn, disappointed in him. He has a safety too, should’ve gone out like a man. @ Ferdinale (Unverified)

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Chapter 44 - Complacency

“Zhenyu! Zhenyu! Do you have any explanations regarding the accusations online that you paid Artigan off to spare you and your teammates?”

- Ortris, orcish reporter.

“This is a Guild matter and my license has been revoked pending investigation. I cannot say...

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Chapter 43 - Bullipede, round two

A familiar sky greeted his eyes. He was standing on top of a particularly thick branch of a tree and looked up at the sky. Beautiful, larger, greater. Ryan rolled his shoulders and landed lightly on the ground. The clanking noise of all his gear set the birds within earshot fluttering away.

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Chapter 42 - Indigo

*Latarro has saved another tribe of drakes migrating into Sector Eight. His presence wasn’t appreciated by the more tribalistic Realmers. The tribe leader says they don’t appreciate the unnatural influence of Trialists on their ability to progress.

“If we die, we die. Thi...

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Chapter 41 - Latarro

Their trip to Seffara’s place was far smoother than it had been the other way round. They made their way to the airport where a fancy valet took Milo’s beat up car in confusion. Ryan gave the valet a cheeky wink.

“Hey, make sure there isn’t a scratch on my friend’s car.”

T...

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Chapter 40 - Family

The leaves twirl in the moonlit forest, branches arcane in the frost of night.

The Trialists come, haunting at the end of light.

Beware, beware let Earth take heed.

Our Realm is not yours to bleed.

@Leaflegend38 (Realmer)

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Chapter 39 - Insurance

- This is an outrage! Why have no second realm teams pledged to hunt down Artigan!? Cowardly adventurers getting rich off our resources while letting one of their worst troublemakers go free! All of you are worse than the Rising Yets. @Yeally (Realmer)

↪Don’t worry ma’am...

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Chapter 38 - Pinkie the dragonslayer

They all sat around Seffara’s stupidly large dining table, food having been taken out of the heroine’s seemingly endless storage bag. Everyone was in a good mood trying out weird foods they’d never had before.

Barry carefully took a nibble on an orange mushroom. He nodded his head and...

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Chapter 37 - Artigan's bounty

“Realmnet is harmful for our kids. They’re growing up desensitized to violence and thinking killing monsters is normal behavior! This is why our teens are growing up so violent these days!”

 - Has this dumb Earther considered that she should just supervise her kids b...

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Chapter 36 - Training and the Leafstalkers

 - Our ancestors used to live in the forests, free with nature, living a simple and honest life. All this modern Earth culture is messed up. We've just been swallowed, taken away by the intermingling of peoples. These other races don’t even live half of our ages. @Leaflegend48 (Realmer...

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Chapter 35 - Urban combat simming and stoning

↪You’re going to fallenangel me? How are you going to do that without a Trial sponsorship? @Leaflegend384 (Realmer)

↪Hah! Got him good, kin. @Leaflegend210 (Realmer)

↪Oh god the Leaflegions here. Fuck off you stupid elven natives, you guys can’t even ge...

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Chapter 34 - Consequences, yelling and ****s

- Look secrecy’s all good and all but unless you actually show you’re a standout, you’re ruining it for the rest of us that want trial sponsorships. Look at how many of those chess bastards are running around becoming [Mages]. @Xpelte (Unverified)

↪What are you even tal...

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Chapter 33 - The Bullipede, round one.

*The esports competitor, Lee Sang-hoon, now Kiron. Has become Realmbound. He has reached realm seven within the same team. He has refused to share whether he has received a title, nor has he admitted to which class and skills he has.

“There have been accusations that you are ...

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Chapter 32 - Conviction

When the barrier went down Zhenyu knew they were in dire straits. He didn’t attempt to go for a stab, the [Rogue] had dodged all his throws, predicted their trajectory with absolute confidence that it had shattered his. He did the logical thing when going up against an unstoppable force. He use...

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