Hey everyone. I was working on a big story for Gellghoul City but decided it would work better as a series of smaller chapters instead of one big one so I'm gonna edit it a little and should get the first part out tomorrow.
Honestly, I think that's a problem I've developed in my writing lat...
2020-06-09 01:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostThat took longer than I had hoped, but no matter! Please enjoy a fresh new story staring some top-tier Pokegirls.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18306455/chapters/58644862
... 2020-05-22 18:25:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Been a few weeks! Sorry for the quiet, after getting out those two big commissions, my writing energy went POOF like so many others. But a good rest, some good smut, and plenty of FF14 has resurrected me once more to do my dark bidding. The monthly Patron story is coming out real so...
2020-05-17 00:18:22 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone is doing good!
I've got a new story for ya from the Neptunia series. It's a series I have a basic knowledge of, but there's also, like, 15 different games so research on this one was a little tough! But it's also a series populated pretty much entirely by cute girls so, you kn...
2020-04-18 21:39:59 +0000 UTC View PostHope you're all keeping sane in this troubled times. I think I got something to help keep you all inside! A brand new commissioned story! Hope you enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23483437 ...
2020-04-04 21:43:15 +0000 UTC View PostThanks very much for the responses, guys! I've got plenty of work to get on with now, and more time to do it what with being stuck inside all day. :D
Stay safe out there, enjoy your Animal Crossing/Doom or whatever floats your boat, and I'll be back soon with a new story.
2020-03-20 12:03:29 +0000 UTC View PostLong time no see everyone! I know it's been a while since I posted a good, meaty update. Basically, the Patron reward for this month ended up spiralling into something a little longer, maybe a little more experimental than usual. I hope you enjoy it! It certainly took me long enough to get any Th...
2020-03-15 21:41:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. Sorry for the long wait on the next big story, but there's only a few thousand words left to do, and I'm pretty happy with this one so far.
Before that will be the March Patron story so more words are coming your way soon. Just wanted to send out a quick update that stuf...
2020-03-02 21:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here's the February update. Alrighty, we're back on schedule! Hope you all enjoy the stories, and I'll catch up with you in a bit.
Is it bad that I've never actually played a Dead or Alive game despite Mai being the character I've written about probably more than anyone else?
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The first of the short stories is all done! I'm posting the links below. Hope you all enjoy, and have a good weekend. The second should be done once the weekend is up with any luck!
https://ar...
Heya all. Hope you're doing ok and getting through the week slow and steady! Still working on YRP Chapter 4, but I also realised I totally skipped the Patron reward for January. So I've sent the winner a message for January and another winner the message for February, so when those come in you'll...
2020-02-05 21:29:24 +0000 UTC View PostGoddamn, this ended up taking me longer than I'd hoped. But after a very productive weekend, here's an extra chapter of one of my favourite stories I've done.
https://archiveofourown.org/w...
2020-01-20 00:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy all. Hope you've had a good Christmas and hope you end up having a good New Year. Time to get back in the saddle. I'm working on a new story that I'm hoping to get out next week, and then I'll likely be finishing the final YRP chapter as my next piece.
Edit: Sorry for the delay, ya'll...
2020-01-05 18:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis piece was gonna be way too long for one chapter, so it's getting split into two. You get twice the smut at no extra cost! Eventually. Chapter 4 isn't done yet and it's the final one! Wow! I'm actually going to finish up one of the stories I started on a whim! It's a Christmas miracle.
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2019-12-13 22:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostListen, you know what I'm about by now. There I am, working on a new YRP piece, when out comes Pokemon Sword/Shield to introduce a smorgasboard of new hotties into my life. Nessa, Bea, Marnie, and of course Professor Magnolia. What a goddamn FOX.
Getting Pokemon Shield meant I lost out on B...
2019-12-01 02:12:55 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Thank You Patrons Day, apparently! I was informed when I logged on this morning, so let me join in on saying thank you to all of you for sticking around and giving me comments/feedback/thumbs up on my stuff. It's a massive motivation to have, and you've all been super patient and nice when I...
2019-11-19 22:25:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. Hope you're doing good. Been stuck trying to decide between some stories to update and remembered I have you guys to do my thinking for me. Thank you, my single brain cell is fried.
Let me know which of these stories you'd like to see an update of the most, and if there's one ...
2019-11-15 08:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt's done...it's finally done...
First of all, here's the new chapter. It was meant to be a Halloween thing, but it ended up...not quite being so! Oh well!
2019-11-05 22:48:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a while since I made a post, sorry about that. Just wanted to give you a quick update. I am indeed working on a Halloween piece, but unfortunately most of my original piece for it had to be scrapped. I spent a day writing, like, 5000 words and feeling really good until I read it back th...
2019-10-28 00:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostThe patron reward for this month includes a story that's written by me, based on something written by me! A short story about Fie the Demon Brat from the first chapter of my Gellghoul City stories has been uploaded to HF and AO3. Man, those were fun to do, I'm going to have to go back to them soo...
2019-10-13 17:39:48 +0000 UTC View PostSo, as you'd probably expect from me, I tried out Pokemon Masters. It's pretty fun, got Olivia which is basically all I need in life, but it's pretty stingy with its currency so I'll be playing it pretty sparingly.
Which is good news for you guys as it means more time to spend writing smut!...
2019-10-06 19:27:59 +0000 UTC View PostLet it never be said that Lewd_Semprini is a cad or a liar! I said I'd get it out next week, and next week it is, so here you go. A fresh off the presses chapter of SmashPass featuring Lucina, who I actually main in Smash.
I'll probably have to wait till Daisy's done with her till I p...
2019-09-26 19:45:17 +0000 UTC View PostHeya all.
Sorry for the slow stream of updates this month. Was pretty heavily burned out throughout July, and personal issues have gotten in the way this month so I've been taking a few much needed weeks to take it slow. Feeling much better now and progress is returning to a more normal pac...
2019-09-19 22:22:41 +0000 UTC View PostJust popping in to share a new short piece for the monthly Patron rewards!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18306455/chapters/48952556
No, it's not a Final Fantasy retelling with Morrigan and Lilith in it...*saves that to the "Maybe" folder*...
I've finished up my latest commission, and that is my backlog done! I'm looking forward to relaxing and writing some of my own stuff for a while now that finances are back in a more...
2019-09-03 21:39:40 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy ho, everyone. Here's a commission that was finished up back at the start of the month, but had to be put on the backburner whole the commissioner sorted out the payment. All has been signed off and sorted now so please enjoy!
Hey guys. Hope you're enjoying the last days of Summer before Autumn and Winter come around once again to crush us in cold and despair! Ha ha!
Here's a little update. I am currently working on a commission, and on finishing another one. I may also have one after THAT, but...
2019-08-18 22:09:26 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the August Patron rewards, featuring Ivy Valentine. I only ever really played Soul Calibur 4, but goddamn did that game leave an impression on an adolescent Semprini.
Hey ya'll. I know what you need, you know I got it. Have a goddamn story, it's from Fire Emblem. It's not the NEW Fire Emblem, but believe me, you WILL see a story about the new Fire Emblem. It's a matter of when, not if.
Other than that, I've sent out a message to the randomly chosen 1000 ...
2019-08-05 16:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostDid I say look forward to a new piece NEXT week? What a goddamn idiot, what a fool. I meant THIS week. Unless you count Sunday as the start of a new week and not Monday, but does anyone actually do that?
Hope you all enjoy! And remember, at the start of August I'll be choosing another...
2019-07-28 13:47:32 +0000 UTC View Post