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a rapper named....AFROMAN???

TODAY: it’s nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way.

Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are “too afraid” to protest on his behalf? 

Finally: Afroman made a...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 03/26/23

WE'RE BACK and chatting LIVE

Communist coffee

Golf Grunge??

the Flintstones is a Bowling Rock movie?

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High schoolers are not children. Perhaps that perception among policy makers is the problem

This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor

Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We tal...

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I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.

This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about  republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his  disgusting past running the entire country

and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to  prove a...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Golf Rock

This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends.

Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues."

Our thirst for knowledge unsat...

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Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB

Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who’s at fault (rich people)

Also, we’re back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his ...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 3/18

We're early! Next week is vacation so we're doing this week's DEATH CHAT 500 LIVE... RIGHT NOW

It’s music chat this week with:

Golf Rock

Conspiracy theory butt rock

White woman Vintage Vinyl™️ singing voice

And a new Bowling Rock super group in the works!

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This week’s DEATH CHAT 500 will happen in (about) ONE HOUR

Apologies for the late notice, but I’ll be on vacation this week to next, so we’re recording everything early.

This week’s DEATH CHAT 500 will happen TODAY at 3pm PST. The audio won’t be published until the usual time this weekend.

Hope you can make it!

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On this photo of a young man's backside, LtGov. McNally responded with 3 red hearts and on-fire emojis

This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target next

and Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreude

and last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 - 3/11

We’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT

A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state c...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout

A patriot who saved the life of the president (but whose wife hates him) teams up with an ungrateful black former QB in order to take down a corrupt NFL owner & sicko Senator 

We’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT

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Today on DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout

What if a patriot who saved the life of the president (but whose wife hates him) teamed up with an ungrateful black former QB in order to take down a corrupt NFL owner & sicko Senator?

In 2 hours we’re talking THE LAST BOYSCOUT live on DEATH CHAT 500 today at 5pm PST

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I feel like I'm being punk'ed daily and Justen Bieber is around the corner

What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome?

What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned?

What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system?

What if the real pandemic were tipping?

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Let's close the door and butt fuck each other - The Ballad of Black Rifle Coffee

Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs??

Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cut...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Sad Little Man!

This week starts with Fitness Chat and we learn about the unsavory characters at Tony's local gym and our personal routines

Also, a cancer-themed christian rapper who bestows random blessings on orders for his insane merchandise

and we listen to an incredibly funny supercut of songs f...

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DEATH CHAT 500 03/04/23

Anti-antifa folk rock, heartwarming anti-cancer rap, and gym chat

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Single White Dilbert

Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force

Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert

and Finally, we hear the right wing's lit...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Your vile laws, I will break (02/24/23)

Lightning crashes, a mid-90s rock band falls to the floor. The confusion sets in. We read about the recent tumultuous history of the band Live, complete with serial con-men, q-pilled band members, and an amateur fiber-optics company

Also: we listen to Libertarian rap(?) and conspiracy theor...

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DEATH CHAT 500 (02/25/33)

Butt Rock implosions, libertarian rap, conspiracy theory pop punk

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Gun Pool

Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary people

Also: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the st...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - A reminder never to become attached to things of this world

This week it's a Bowling Rock follow-up: Less than Jake, Social Distortion, Rocket from the Crypt—Are they Bowling Rock?

Revisiting Rock Against Bush

Woke Chik-Fil-A proves nothing gold can stay

And Alex argues with Facebook work ethic guys

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DEATH CHAT 500 02/18 VOL. 2

Bowling Rock follow-up: Less than Jake, Social Distortion, Rocket from the Crypt—Are they Bowling Rock?

We Rock Against Bush

Chik-Fil-A proves nothing gold can stay

And Alex argues with Facebook work ethic guys

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BUTT FEST 2000 - BOWLING ROCK

This week we bring BUTT FEST 2000 over to the MDC feed where Alexander, Tony, and Bryan Quinby dive into the potential genre of Bowling Rock.

Bowling Rock: what is it, who is it, and why is it?

We trace the origins of the 1950's-and-60's-obsessed genre (think board shorts, bowling shi...

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NEW MERCH

Evade the CIA and save your newborn baby from a tiger and land-mine-riddled Roman coliseum with our brand new T-Shirt.

From technologically advanced island prisons to cyber goth arms dealer night clubs, this natural color, USA-Made Bayside T-Shirt will have you looking stylish wherever adve...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Sour Cream Salamander (2/11/23)

This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union.

Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam Smith

And a new Limp Bizkit video...

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DEATH CHAT 500 2/11/23

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Join us today at 5pm PST where we will be saying Auburn University’s complete list of 250 slurs for white people

Also, conservative toons, a new vegetarian cauliflower sandwich at Chik Fil A, and gym chat

The link will be shared in a new Patreon post a few minutes before 5.

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I know we use the word satanic too often but this performance is literally a tribute to Satan

This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon using the "Snoopy system,"

and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately?) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator.

Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of ...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Don't Dare Call Me Misogynist

This week we cover a punk rock beef dis track that is NOT SEXIST 

And we gracefully and tactfully answer Children's Questions to God supplied by right wing evangelical lobbying group Focus on the Family

Intro music by Alexander Edward

Outro Music: Hole - Plump

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Questions Kids Ask About God

Let's Chat

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