Finally! The punchline to the damn short. Funny thing about this short: When I first wrote it, it was just what is now the second page. But when I read it in my notebook prior to roughing it out on board, I thought, Sure, all you need to get the joke is the one p...
2020-01-28 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Injury update: I'll live. Fortunately, the arm bounced back pretty quick; I was able to draw, ink, etc., after a couple of days. The leg was worse than I thought at first. But I can bend it now and don't have any pain while working. As long as the huge lingerin...
2020-01-28 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Well this has not been my week (and by this week I mean last week, naturally). I spent most of the week racing to the bathroom every half hour--the less said about that the better--and over the weekend took a nasty spill down some steps in our garage. Actually, the s...
2020-01-21 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's another from a series of pinups I recently did for a very generous patron. All of Abbey, depicting... well... all of Abbey. Not much more to it, really. But before I head off to ice my arm and research how many aspirin...
2020-01-21 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, all. Today we have the first page of a two-page Boneyard short. It's not ideal to split up a gag before the punchline, but somehow I think you'll find enough here to entertain you 'til next week. &nb...
2020-01-14 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is definitely a first for me. I actually remembered to scan a work-in-progress in stages right from the beginning. I usually think to scan the original sketch, then forget to scan again 'til I'm two-thirds of the way through the piece. And it just doesn't ...
2020-01-14 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it's a new year (Happy New Year to everyone, by the way), and with it are coming some changes. Sort of. I'd mentioned that I wanted to start introducing some gray tones to my comic pages here on Patreon, because I really don't think I achieve everything I...
2020-01-07 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the things I'm going to do this year is focus on a themed series of drawings and paintings that I'll hopefully get into a gallery, and maybe publish as a book. I'll be presenting here samples of the series I'm considering, and asking for your help in dec...
2020-01-07 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we a have a treat for the Deja Vu lovers out there. I don't know if this ever ran anywhere, but I don't think so. Maybe on Facebook or something, but it obviously was never painted and used as the cover it was designed to be. One thing I always liked about Deja ...
2019-12-31 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So obviously this is what I meant when I said we'd be hitting our holiday strips a tad late. We'll still get there, it'll just be a little after the tyrannical calendar says we should. But hey, this might even be a good thing, for those who get a bit sad after a holi...
2019-12-31 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm spending the holidays working my sad, untoned little ass off trying to get a few comic pages ahead, to have a bit of a buffer again; some breathing room, so to speak. But I wouldn't want you all to go too long without at least a little Boneyard, so...
2019-12-25 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I had wanted to do a nice Christmas pinup or splash page just for my patrons this year, but trying to build up a buffer of comic pages again is seriously time-consuming. So I found this, uh, Christmas commission pinup, and thought I'd share it. That Santa, huh? He wo...
2019-12-25 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. I recently heard from a patron that the images here are loading slowly for him--in fact, I also had someone leave altogether for this reason. Unfortunately, Patreon is not terribly helpful or responsive on matters like this, but I did contact them to as...
2019-12-24 09:23:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I love a good sight gag. But it's one thing to write the gag--it takes mere seconds; perhaps a minute or more if I'm smoking my pipe and enjoying the fine, polished teak of my private study. It's quite another, however, to draw the damn thing. ...
2019-12-17 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When you do something often enough, things can kind of blur together. Given Abbey's obvious assets, the basic theme of this commission has been a popular one. Even so, I could swear I posted this piece already. But I couldn't even find a cleaned-up versio...
2019-12-17 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, all. I pretty much lost this week to commissions and cleaning up images for future posting. And when you see the detail in the next Boneyard page, you'll understand why I couldn't just bang it out at the last minute. (Truth be told, I seem incapab...
2019-12-10 23:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an old one, but I don't think it ran anywhere. (Jose...?) It was inspired by a short I wrote in which Deja attempts to do her laundry in a laundromat at 2am. In the short she doesn't strip down like this, unfortunately. I can ask readers to suspend their disb...
2019-12-10 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Freudian slip time. When I was lettering this page (which I do by plain old printed-out text and almost literal cut-and-paste), I came within about a second of putting down the wrong dialogue. Well, one word was wrong. Consciously I knew that Abbey was supposed to...
2019-12-03 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So once again we find Meg making out with a waitress, albeit a different one this time. For a character who once said she's not a lesbian, she sure does spend a lot of her time with her tongue in other women's mouths. But that's the wonder of commission requests, isn...
2019-12-03 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I did an adult short (which I believe ran in Sizzle) that was part of yet another larger story I'll likely never get to, called Tin God. I won't bore you with backstory, but this one detail might be amusing. Around the time I was writing T...
2019-11-26 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, there's no way around it: life kicked my ass this week. Too much work and other nonsense, not enough time. I'm inking the next Boneyard page, but there was no way I was going to finish in time. So instead, you get to see what Abbey looked like when she was a ca...
2019-11-26 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been meaning to post this forever--and my apologies to those who've been asking for it--so here it is. Prices are approximate, but it should help with ballpark estimates for those interested. Ta!
--Forgot to mention, $10...
2019-11-20 04:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post
On this #ThankYouPatrons Day (which goes all the way back to when the first strapped-for-cash artist landed on Plymouth Rock), I wanted to share a little something extra. This is the latest sketch from my Beauties and Beasts series. This one's ca...
2019-11-19 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of you may be familiar with an adult short I did quite a ways back, depicting Dorothy having quite a different time in the land of Oz than in the books or the movie with Judy Garland. You might consider this commission an outtake or splash page from that short. ...
2019-11-19 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Years ago, when I was a young(ish) pup and still attending ComiCon, a reader once asked me, “Robert, why are your adult stories so weird?” Needless to say, I took immediate umbrage, produced a gauntlet from my person, and with a sharp clou...
2019-11-19 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So do you think Ralph's gonna make the catch, despite the double-coverage? Hm? Hello? Hello...! Words down here! Ah, screw it.
2019-11-12 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry to anyone who thought this would be a full-on adult piece. I put it under the Naughty Bits banner just because of the ponytail in Heather's posterior (I'm sure there's a name for those things, but I don't know it). As weird as this piece is, I don't recall if t...
2019-11-12 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Forgot to include these in the "official" posts. Terrible scans of my very crude color sketches--literal cut-and-paste jobs, necessary because of my nonexistent computer skills. If you compare to the final pieces, you can see some of the changes I made as I went alon...
2019-11-11 09:23:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The original idea behind starting off with shorts rather than long story arcs was to allow me the freedom of doing a strip about this, a strip about that, whatever struck me as funny on any given day. Unfortunately, I don't seem to be wired like that. While going thr...
2019-11-05 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
And we come to our last art process installment on our pair of undead gentlemen. When last we left Izzy, his head and hands were painted, but everything else was still just primed. Here we see that I've given him his first coats on his clothes. I mi...
2019-11-05 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post