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CD Chapter Eleven

Ava stared down at her screen, so tired that it took several seconds for her eyes to focus on the time. Seventeen minutes after two a.m. Forty-three minutes until ‘lunch’ was over. Four more hours until she was done at the Buy Fresh and headed for VaVaVoom. Blearily, she wondered if ...

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CD Chapter Ten

Atae’s temple actually was surprisingly humble. There were no statues, no pews or cushions for penitents to sit on, no candles or icons. A simple wooden door opened into a space perhaps ten feet wide and twenty feet long, and at the far end was a short pedestal, with a deep purple cloth draped ...

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CD Chapter Nine

Alpha sat up with a gasp. Or tried to. Her head whacked hard into something, a hollow wooden thud echoed in the small space in which she laid. She blinked, looking around. Everything was rendered in shades of gray, but once her mind adjusted to what it was seeing, she could tell she was ...

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Ava's character images

Now that chapter eight is out, I can finally release Ava's images! Here we have real-life Ava, Orc-Ava, and Vamp-Ava. There will be one more Ava-iteration, but that won't be until the veeeeeeery end of the series, so shhhh, no spoilers!

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CD Chapter Eight

Ava blinked. “Are you… awake now?”

Emily tilted her head, very slightly. Her smile grew a little more vapid. “Of course, Traveler. I am here to assist you in creating your character.” She looked to the side, catching sight of AlphaOmegadon, and for a moment, her edges seemed to…...

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Water's Child (short) Part Two

Though Kris had no memory of entering the ruins before, she felt a flush of heat run through the scar hidden beneath her dress as it came into sight. There were tales of old-time places that covered mils and mils, of broken buildings that towered up to ten stories high, with scattered re...

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Water's Child Part 1

NOTE: This is for a contest on Royal Road. If I win, I get some free advertising, which can hopefully be applied to Cuckoo when I'm ready to start releasing it there. That, in turn, should help boost sales and the all-important ratings on Amazon, so...

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CD - Chapter Seven

She opened her eyes to blackness. Words hovered in the darkness in front of her.

Your race has changed.  You may reconfigure your appearance to suit your new race.  Change appearance?

Yes/No

She blinked. Every now and then Verita...

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CD chapter Six

When Ava got home, she fell into bed; smelly clothes, dirty shoes, and all. The relief of knowing that she could pay her bills - and even had a little extra for once - was enormous, and she passed out for a solid six hours. Her alarm woke her, letting her know it was time to go back to the Buy Fr...

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CD Chapter Five

While Ava’s job at the Buy Fresh was tedious and physically challenging, her job at VaVaVoom was sometimes entirely too exciting. She left the Buy Fresh shortly after seven, and she was due at VaVa’s by eight. Fortunately, it wasn’t far away, though the relatively short distance se...

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Cuckoo's Dream (CD) Chapter Four

Ava sat up in her pod so quickly that she banged her head against the closed door. Newer models were padded, for just that reason, but this was an old, basic model. She grasped her mask and pulled it away from her chin, peeling it up and away from her face. The old gaskets gave way easily, though...

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Cuckoo's Dream Chapters 1-3 updated

Chapter One

Ava stared down at the spreadsheet displayed on her screen, tapping her stylus against her teeth with a soft click. “Just two hundred dollars, huh? Just.” She laughed bitterly, tossing the stylus down on her desk and leaning back to stare blankly at the ceiling. View Post

Stat blocks

When I started Legendary Farmer, I was just doing what I love to do: writing! Stat blocks were there primarily because it was LitRPG (and I fully intended to make more of them in editing). Since they weren't something I was focused on, I may, just possibly (and I'll deny it if asked publ...

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Quick eyeball update!

Eyeball enhancement surgery went well, and I have some fun details for when one of my characters gets implants. The world looks like I'm still wearing greasy glasses, but I can actually read this screen, which is an improvement by itself. It may take anywhere from a few days to a few months for m...

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Wep - Part IV (Conclusion)

As they ran, Wep pulled a health potion from his inventory and popped the cork. As carefully as he could while balancing atop a half-ton swine, he pulled out the tiny bat and held her protectively in his hand. Now that she was starting to dry, her fur was a beautiful copper color, though she had ...

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Good news!

Amazon has selected Clearing for a Kindle Daily Deal on January 28! That means I get free advertising for a day. Woot! It'll be discounted to $1.99 on both the US and Canadian stores, so it's a good time to spread the word 😉


Congratulations! We selected t...

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Wep - Part III

The mob was a hyena that stood taller than HB, though nowhere near as wide. It had slavering jaws wide enough to bite off Wep’s head, and its spotted coat stood out around its shoulders like an enraged anorak. It would have been frightening if it hadn’t been busy spinning in circles like a po...

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Wep - Part II

HB’s powerful trotters made short work of the road out of Vargo, heading for the new goblin capital, Refuge. Wep had had a long-shot quest in Quarternell’s last true military base about a year before, and while it hadn’t panned out, it had achieved two things. First, going there had unlocke...

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Weapons Shortage (Wep) - Part I

George swung his legs into his immersion pod, body groaning as it settled into position. As comfortable as the beds were, for the most part, his old bones just didn’t play along like they used to. Leslie, his nurse, set a hand on the lid of the pod and smiled down at him anxiously.

“Are...

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Millie

Millie flipped a towel over her shoulder and looked back at Struthio, who was stirring the pot of creamy grains cooking over the grand kitchen hearth. “Th’ dough should be ready t’ rest now. I’ll work on the filling, if you can check th’ oven.” Carefully, she laid a thin layer of chee...

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Nekthadt (during the first war against Akuji)

Warning: This story occurs during a war. It is not light and fun. If themes of war or fear are difficult for you, you may want to skip it.



Nekthadt kin-Thallen pressed his face into the mud, praying silently, desperately, as h...

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Sumi - First Memories - Parts II and III

Part II

Through the narrow crack in the webbing that surrounded her, the spiderling could see the light change, flickering as the Man carried her. Was he called… Iorgas? The concept of a name was strange, but Mother had one as well, and in her mind, it felt right to identify one’s sel...

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Quick mockup of a cover for Grimalkin

I don't need one for sending it to publishers, but if I'm roundly rejected, I will need one when it goes up on Amazon 🤣 It's too dark, but it's a start. I'd do quite a bit more work before using it. (Maybe even change it entirely, as happened with Clearing's cover... Twice.)

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Sumi - First Memories

Part I

Food. Battle. Sleep. Sleep when she could find somewhere safe to rest. If she dared let down her guard, she would be eaten, just as she would eat the others. Others like her, not like her, it didn’t matter. She ate them all, and grew. When the first molt came, she instinctively k...

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GT - Chapter Twenty-four THE END!


Then, of course, I met Walter. The poor fellow had never set foot outside his home county, and was the most unworldly of men. It made stalking and capturing him quite an entertaining endeavor, but that is another story entirely.
-Lady Cha...

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The end of Grimalkin...

will be tomorrow! I had a whole other arc I was going to throw in there (involving the kittens getting chased around the castle), but I did a quick check on my word count, and it was already the right length for a book aimed at middle-school-age kids, so I needed to wrap it up! That means that on...

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Chapter Twenty-three


While the place I returned to had many things in common with the home I ran away from, it was still subtly different. It was some time before I realized that the difference was me. Having faced one-eyed goblins and marriage-minded rakshasas, I knew I could handle anythin...

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GT Chapter Twenty-two


In the five years I’d been away, my father seemed to have aged ten. I wondered if he had always been so small.
-Lady Chatterwick’s Journey


Cat feet nearly silent on the smooth stone tiles of the balcony,...

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The best laid plans

I'm considering sending GT to traditional publishers, to see if there's any interest. That means it would stay here until it's published, whether on Amazon or somewhere else. Publishers usually don't want series from new authors, so that wasn't really an option for LF, but since GT is standalone,...

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GT Chapter Twenty-one


Never let down your guard simply because your goal is in sight. Or, if you do, don’t wear your favorite gown that day.
-Lady Chatterwick’s Journey

Maria had never been allowed to freely walk the streets of the city...

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