Conor here. I'd like to talk about a song that has always bothered me, or rather a song protagonist that has always bothered me. Please listen to me rant for ten minutes about the beloved, oft-covered song Long Blac...
2024-04-25 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Returned from vacation to discover this in my mailbox. No matter what happens it'll make a great gift for one of the jackals - mjn
2024-04-24 20:58:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt's like we've always said here at 372 Pages, it's about time someone took a real hard look at Wagon Masters! I don't trust them. Never have. And this Encyclopedia Brown mystery really puts a period on that sentence.
Listen to see if Mike can crack the case and match the 10 year-o...
2024-04-24 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostMike and Conor almost wanted to recuse themselves from this particular Encyclopedia Brown mystery because they both have stolen a LOT of Confederate stamps. Like, a lot. The Feds, Interpol, many organizations are seeking them out. Still, they came out of hiding to present you wi...
2024-04-17 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Not really a sentence I could've imagined myself typing 24 hours ago, but my parents came through. Will have to get them digitized and see if there's any gold here! I had no memory that BOTH my siblings made their own Paul Harvey recordings.
2024-04-11 19:09:03 +0000 UTC View PostErnest Cline, the founder of our feast here at 372 Pages, is back with another book, Bridge to Bat City. A day after its release, Conor and Mike review the first few chapters, take on some Dumb Sentences, Mike fails at Real or Fanfic and Conor reads some mail.
In other words, despi...
2024-04-10 19:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Saw this yesterday in a Little Free Library in NW DC, near the Woodley Park metro. I believe this is the second time I've spotted a Digital Fortress in one of these, so I can only conclude it's the most Little Free Libraried book in existence. I assume it's been snatched up by now, but make your ...
2024-04-08 15:34:09 +0000 UTC View PostObviously you're all thinking, "Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!" Sadly, no. This was written eight years prior to its release. The solution is utter madness.
2024-04-04 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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What, you thought we WEREN'T going to read Ernest Cline's new Young Adult, or Middle Grade, or whatever novel? We're going back to the podcast's roots baby! All we know is the below image but if there's one thing that kids ages 8-12 years old love in the year 2024, it's... The Fabulous Thunderbi...
2024-04-02 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville's an odd place.
Can Mike crack the case?!
A true never ending mixture of great memes. Though we likenessed many of them, only two could be winners. Which of which, we congratulate Art Vandelay and Brett P for their great entries. Check out the rest of the gallery here. A...
2024-03-22 13:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe end it. The book, that is. Not the world itself. That's up to the Demon Witches and Monchi. And the humans. And the mages. And Theo. And Jennifer. And Jasmine. And the girls. And the undead Egyptians. And the Nryphons. And the eagles. And the people of Telmar. And the Lords (you know, the ones...
2024-03-20 18:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostWatch goose* is a thing, everyone. Seriously. I don't like it anymore than you do, but it's a thing. Mike tries to crack the case.
*"Guard goose" would also be an accepted term.
It's time to Meme The Dream™! Post a link to your best KD memes in the comments, then come back and like your favorites to vote for them. We'll pick our favorite as well as the audience favorite and send the winners a sweet prize!
2024-03-09 17:15:39 +0000 UTC View PostLook, yes, it's longer than a normal episode. But to answer your question we're less picky about the typos than we have been for the last three episodes!!
There is in the middle of this reading one of the most insane things that has ever happened in any book. Any boo...
2024-03-07 20:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostFor once, once, it's a hitchhiker that's hungry and not a damn hippo! Anyway, Conor throws Donald J. Sobel's mystery at Mike and Mike attempts to hit it out of the park. Does he succeed? You'll have to listen.
2024-02-28 18:28:53 +0000 UTC
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Hey, hey! Under three hours, a truly compact episode. But the creatures mentioned continue to get stranger and more macabre: Demons, Gryphons, Nryphons, the Balls (Fire and Sylvia), Clam Woman, Man Mom and Almost Dad.
Plus, listeners continue to absolutely pummel Mike at Real or Fa...
2024-02-22 20:02:14 +0000 UTC View PostWow, talking by yourself into a microphone for an hour straight. How do sports talk radio blowhards manage that day in and day out? What's that? They get paid quite well to spout off opinions they never have to back up or be held accountable for? Well sign me up!!
Thanks to everyone who sub...
2024-02-16 20:52:27 +0000 UTC View PostConor here. Mike and I were both out this week but I got back a day early and I need to make sure my Mic still works after travelling across the country and back. So why not rant into it alone!?
Post your questions below and I'll dive into them later today. 372, RiffTrax, advice, the dismal...
2024-02-16 13:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostLook, we can explain - there's just so much to cover! Every single sentence, every exchange, every plot advancement brings whole new galaxies of madness.
Included in the mighty length of this episode are some Dumb Sentences (along with a new theme!) and see if Mike can improve upon...
2024-02-08 00:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostConor & Mike interview friend of the podcast and REAL LIFE author/illustrator who ACTUALLY EXISTS about his new career retrospective book "That's Some Business You're In" which is available for preorder right now along wit...
2024-01-31 22:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostThus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (<----- just making sure your reading the book.......)
True and utter madness, like nothing we've ever read before on 372 Pages. Seriously. It is not hyperbole; this is deranged, and you must read along, if only to prove we're no...
2024-01-23 19:42:57 +0000 UTC View PostConor attempts once again to unravel the many strange threads of Donald J. Sobel.
2024-01-16 15:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostSpoiler: frosting is discussed at some length. As are dreams, and if there's anything more exciting than hearing about someone else's dream, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!!
If you don't want to listen to the nonsense, you can find the new book 2024-01-09 17:46:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Another really old story with my very old friend, Chris Busse. (with a bonus BONUS, the tale of Mike's acting scholarship!)
Again, this was recorded pre-video, so apologies, audio only.
2024-01-07 18:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostConor is back, attempting to make sense of the very strange world of Idaville.
Let's track his successes, put it into a percentage and compare it to Mike's!
2024-01-04 18:11:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are the two winners for our latest Meme Contest! Congrats to Chris P and Magister Sieran! Please email us at 372pages@gmail.com and we'll get you a prize!
View the complete gallery here.
New book announcement com...
2024-01-02 19:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting the SENSE there might be some good ones this time! You know the drill, post your best KCA memes. Then come back and like your favorites. We'll send a prize to the one that gets the most likes as well as our personal favorite.
2023-12-20 16:14:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe end the year with absolutely blockbuster news. Seriously, a twist so shocking that no cozy writer could ever conceive of it. I won't spoil it, but we tackle the revelation at the very beginning so be prepared to be stunned.
That aside, this reading is full of hot shoulders, chil...
2023-12-19 18:16:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Josh Flowers is a valued friend of the podcast and of RiffTrax, but we're sad to announce that based on this image he constructed of our Physical Sonic Challenges on the last episode, he is now banned from the Patreon. As soon as we can find out how to do that...
2023-12-19 14:56:09 +0000 UTC View Post