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We have a Quilter-Winner!

Find out who gets to take home Conor's lucky copy of The Quilters Push Back! If it's you, email 372pages@gmail.com or send us a Patreon message with your address and we'll get it out to you!

New book coming later this week!!!

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Quilters Push Back wrapup - Now with Royalty Free Jazz!

One more item to take care of for Quilters Push Back: what to do with Conor's copy of the book. Listen to find out where it's going!

We'll have a new book announcement for you RIGHT HERE next week!

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Recap the rest of the Cozyverse with a guy who read the entire series!

When listener Jeffrey wrote in to tell us that he had read the first six books in the Miranda Hathaway Adventures series in order to prepare for The Quilters Push Back, we knew we had to talk to him. We had so many questions about what had happened in the series up to this point, and man did Jeff...

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Whizzo Haunts Me

Mike here: I'm not suggesting you wade through this madness, I just want to point out a curious phenomenon. After we did a RiffTrax for a Whizzo's Christmas Circus we had to provide a transcript of the whole thing to the various video platforms our stuff lives on. I got my hands on it an...

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Ep 98 - Quilters Ep 3 - Goodbye, Cozyverse!

It's with wet eyes that we bid farewell to the land of wrongly timed barbecue, snippy and/or flirty waitresses, violent drug-pushing teacher/furniture store managers, open bathrobes, four star generals, evil interstates and very occasionally, some quilting. 

In this episode, the shocki...

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Meet the Authors - Basil “Baz” Tralfazz

Mike is joined by Bob Fingerman to interview Baz Tralfazz, an author of several books exploring the Hollow Earth Theory that we're hearing more and more about these days

You can also watch the int...

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Meme contest winners!

We may have set a new record for entries with this contest, and got a lot of great ones! Here's the one that got the most votes, as well as a Judge's pick. If they are yours, please contact us via Patreon Message or email 372pages@gmail.com. We have either a copy of Death Rat or Pole Vault to sen...

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Quilters Push Back Meme Contest

UPDATE: Friday is the last day to submit and vote, so take a look and like your favorites!

It's time for a Meme Contest! Every book we let the jackals run wild in the meme department, and the results are always hilarious. Post your image links below, and vote for your favor...

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Ep 97 - Quilters Ep 2 - Big Baby Braxton

I hope this episode provides some small comfort to widow Perryman.

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Watch the Watch Party

Thanks to Janelle for capturing the watch party, now you can relive the reliving!

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Watch Conor Lose on Jeopardy watch party!

THE PASSCODE IS: jackals

With all the Jeopardy viewing in QPB, we thought it was only appropriate to re-visit Conor's greatest shame. So come watch along as Conor provides commentary and Mike probably makes fun of him.

We'll be doing this on Scener TOMORROW, April 7 at 8 Eastern. Scen...

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Ep 96 - Quilters Ep 1 - A Small, Intimate Podcast

Ah, the Clinian Cloud has lifted and the 372 Pages studio is cozy and smells of pork, sauerkraut, beef stew and cake - lots of cake

Conor dives to the dark web, Mike tries his hand at the brand new Real or Fanfic and there's a surfeit of Dumb Sentences!

Please share th...

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NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT!

The task: announce book number sixteen. Forty-seven minutes later the job is done! Why? Because Conor and Mike are incredibly enthusiastic about the new title. I mean, one of our favorite "Real or FanFics" before we even crack the book open?!

This is going to be great!

(We'll...

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Meet The Authors - Lord Graham Birtwistle-Pickleroy


Mike, Conor, and Bob are joined by Lord Graham Birtwistle-Pickleroy (Cole Stratton) to discuss his prolific book series...

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Let's try this again!

The last winner never got in touch with his address, so let's see who is the lucky winner of Conor's RP2 book THIS time! If you are the winner, end us an email or patreon message with your address and we will mail it out! 

EDIT: The winner is picked in the above video! We have already ...

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Classical Mini - Horowitz and the Happy Island

Don't worry about it, you'll live! If you've never heard of Vladimir Horowitz feel no shame but also know he was the probably the greatest pianist of the 20th century (we'll not fight about that here, just please acknowledge that a lot of learned people think that!)

We'll be talking about D...

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Next Book Title Coming Soon

Some hints at what it's probably not: if you can guess them without looking them up then please take some money out of petty cash and get yourself a steak.

  • "bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!"
  • "Treac...

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Fanboys watch party audio!

On Friday, for some reason a bunch of people decided to watch FANBOYS, a movie that Ernest Cline wrote. We noted the subtle Star Wars and Rush allusions, made bets about celebrity cameos, and learned an exciting new term: "sweater yams."

If you want to recreate the experience on your own, h...

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Let's watch Ernest Cline's movie Fanboys together

Long before we'd ever spent a couple pages on that treehouse planet where Wade cried for some reason, Ernest Cline wrote a movie called Fanboys, and wow. The few lines of dialogue we've seen from it would have been universally guessed as over the top Fanfic (not to be confused with Over The Top F...

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Classical Mini - Debussy, Humiliation and Romantic Failure

Mike invites you to enter into his triple humiliation involving this lovely piece by Debussy.

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Who gets Conor's copy of RP2

As always, "Congratulations" to the "Lucky" "Winner"! Email us at 372pages@gmail.com or send us a patreon message with your address and we'll get it out to you shortly.

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One Last Piece of RP2 Business

UPDATE: We have picked a lucky recipient!

Conor has an important request: get this book out of his house.

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Classical Mini - Now with 100% More Kevin Murphy!

This is the kind of gold that is usually behind our paywall but the world needs Kevin's take on Elgar's "Enigma Variations"!

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Ep 95 - Ready Player 2 - Suddenly, and Without Warning, We Finished the Book

An epic podcast! Mike and Conor discuss the deep philosophical implications of Van Hagar, of avatars putting on haptic suits, of the personification of the collective intelligence of all humanity saying things like, "You're not gonna win, doofus!"

Cline was always in way over his head (from...

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Classical Mini - Now with 100% More Bridget!

This is a little extra by way of apology - Conor was all set to do our final episode for Ready Player Two this past Thursday but I somehow ""forgot"" to read the final passages so we had to reschedule. I hope this amuse-bouche partially makes up for it!

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Meet The Authors - Danny “Dandy” Deodato-Fitzgibbons

It's time once again to meet an Author whose works we just don't have time to cover on the main podcast. Conor is joined by Bob Fingerman to explore the works and worldview of Dandy Deodato-Fitzgibbons w...

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RP2 - Ep 6 Bonus - RiffTrax CEO Defends Cline!

It speaks for itself.

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Ready Player Two - Ep 6 Bonus Real or FanFic!

Mike attempts to beat Conor's stellar two-for-five record.

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Classical Mini - Gross! A FUGUE?!?!

Yeah, that's the kind of humor you're going to get from the Michael J. Nelson's Classical Mini. 

But please don't tune out without at least giving a thought to the most astonishing, perplexing, infuriating, fascinating, mysterious work that Beethoven ever produced.

An in-depth an...

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Ep 94 - Ready Player 2 - Apparently, We Were Surprised to Find Ourselves Still Reading This

If you had taken a second mortgage on your home and placed the entire sum on a Vegas bet that "nothing in this book could possibly be worse than the chapters spent on the John Hughes planet" I am sorry and I hope you can find another home. Because the chapters on the Prince and Silmarillion plane...

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