"Seven years after he survived the monster apocalypse, lovably hapless Joel leaves his cozy underground bunker behind on a quest to reunite with his high school sweetheart."
Giant, mutated BUGS?! Thank God for Dylan.
REACTION: 2025-07-03 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"A brother and sister witness a terrifying ritual at the secluded home of their new foster mother."
The amount of money I am about to rack up in therapy bills...
REACTION: https://youtu.be/AJ8eFj7eDgA
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2025-07-02 16:20:47 +0000 UTC View Post
"An abusive man promises to kill his girlfriend when she threatens to end the relationship and take their baby."
And this is why we tie our tubes.
REACTION: https://youtu.be/nfrRKyCAeQA
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2025-07-01 18:35:50 +0000 UTC View Post
"Batman forms Justice League Dark, a new team of dark arts specialists that is led by John Constantine. The team must unravel the mystery of a supernatural plague and contend with the rising, powerful villainous forces behind the siege."
We get more Constantine!
REACTION: 2025-06-30 20:17:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You have until dawn to check out the new weekly video on the channel.
Otherwise...a bug will crawl in your crack. Never to be seen again...
Go show the video some love, lovelies!
https://youtu.be/NRMaK97go2g 2025-06-27 16:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"An office worker (Jonathan M. Woodward) discovers that his colleagues, including his new girlfriend (Angela Bettis), are aliens."
An intergalactic Buffy reunion in the office!
REACTION: https://youtu.be/v6B9sDAVk58<...
2025-06-26 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
"A group of friends trapped in a time loop, where mysterious foes chase and kill them in gruesome ways, must survive until dawn to escape it."
And here I thought that every single day in my actual life felt the exact same...
REACTION: 2025-06-25 16:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
"A man has visions of a missing neighborhood girl."
I hope you like Bacon.
REACTION: https://youtu.be/n5k4gV4LmBg
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HOW DOTH THIS WORK...
2025-06-24 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Secure your penile piercing and go and show her some love. Otherwise, the next time you need an MRI scan…
2025-06-20 23:39:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand."
Reason 989 of why Nick refuses to go into the ocean.
REACTION: https://youtu.be/_qCyR...
2025-06-19 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
"Plagued by a violent and recurring nightmare, a college student heads home to track down the one person who might be able to break the cycle of death and save her family from the grisly demise that inevitably awaits them all."
I already avoided log trucks, but now MRI Machines and Garbage ...
2025-06-18 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"After running away from a residential nursing home to pursue his dream of becoming a pro wrestler, a man who has Down syndrome befriends an outlaw who becomes his coach and ally."
Sign me up for wrestling camp after we hit the OSCARS.
REACTION: 2025-06-17 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I have officially finished recording Bates Motel (and they are all rendered and scheduled over the next two weeks), so now it's time to pick it's official replacement! I've comprised a list of four tv options below for the next spot on the show stage, and you all get to pick!
Doctor Who/Tor...
2025-06-14 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The clowns be clownin.
And the corn is ready to be plucked
Go give the new video on the channel some love, my lovely circus folk.
2025-06-14 02:51:24 +0000 UTC View Post
"A fading midwestern town in which Frendo the clown, a symbol of bygone success, reemerges as a terrifying scourge."
He Who Walks Behind The Rows is named Frendo...and Frendo ain't no friend of mine!
REACTION: https://yo...
2025-06-11 20:36:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"A man and his teenage daughter encounter nonstop danger while searching for valuable gems on an alien moon."
PEDRO IN SPACE!
REACTION: https://youtu.be/UAsmmxT5Cac
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2025-06-10 20:08:36 +0000 UTC View Post
"Two men try to convince themselves they've committed the perfect murder by hosting a dinner party after strangling a former classmate to death."
Uh....happy pride?
REACTION: https://youtu.be/ak0jzttLVmM
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2025-06-09 18:29:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your stakes & head on over to the Tube-That-Is-You & show some love for the new video!
Maybe with a little garlic and some bump-n-grind, the notification system will work properly.
Happy sinning!
2025-06-06 16:08:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"Trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers return to their hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back."
The club is going up...not necessarily on Tuesday but certainly in FLAMES.
REACTION: 2025-06-04 15:57:49 +0000 UTC View Post
"No one listens when a teenager suspects that her cousin is in an abusive relationship."
BLOOD BOILING!
REACTION: https://youtu.be/qOcGNRE1MjY
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2025-06-03 18:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post
"When Brent turns down his classmate Lola's invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge."
I will never look at a drill the same way again.
REACTION: https://youtu.be/0kQq3Pa4xIU
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2025-06-01 20:17:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Step back into the 80's and campaign for a better notification system!
Go give the new video some love, my spooky doots.
2025-05-29 16:08:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"When the "it" girls competing for prom queen at Shadyside High start to disappear, a gutsy outsider discovers she's in for one hell of a prom night."
Someone in Shadyside is willing to KILL for the crown!
REACTION: http...
2025-05-27 14:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"A heartbroken man finds himself trapped in a bathroom with a strange voice who says he may be the only hope in stopping a terrible event."
I want to know what they were smoking in the writers room when they came up with this concept.
REACTION: 2025-05-26 18:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"When a team of explorers venture into the catacombs that lie beneath the streets of Paris, they uncover the dark secret that lies within this city of the dead."
Take a shot every time they do something that is an absolute HELL NO.
REACTION: 2025-05-26 18:39:53 +0000 UTC View Post
"The Slicer... The Dicer... And This Time, They're Not Any Nicer!"
Join me tomorrow on Saturday May 24th for a Live Watch-Along to 2003's epic battle FREDDY VS JASON!
🎃 STREAM BEGINS: 12 PM MT/1 PM CT/2 PM ET 🎃
Movie will begin 20-30 minutes after the stream starts!
... 2025-05-23 23:42:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"Cloaked, cult-like figures trap a police officer, patients and staffers inside a hospital that is a gateway to evil."
What did I even just watch?!
REACTION: https://youtu.be/6WL0xjbNlyc
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2025-05-21 14:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Fight the Patriarchy!
And YouTube not sending out notifications plz.
Go give it some love (while you feel her love.)
2025-05-18 16:38:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"A kids' show host, Rainbow Randolph, is fired in disgrace while his replacement, Sheldon Mopes, A.K.A. Smoochy the Rhino, finds himself a rising star. Unfortunately for Sheldon, the business of kids' television isn't all child's play."
This is PEAK Robin Williams!
REACTION: 2025-05-16 21:40:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"Animated elephant Horton finds a speck of dust floating in the Jungle of Nool. Upon investigation of the speck, Horton discovers the tiny city of Who-ville and its residents, the Whos, which he can hear but cannot see."
That kangaroo menace needs to GO!
REACTION: 2025-05-15 20:36:42 +0000 UTC View Post