Nothing in ‘Toil and Trouble’, the second episode of Dave Filoni’s lifeless Ahsoka, is framed right. The lightsaber fight alongside the dry dock fails to utilize the empty dock’s depth. Sabine walking down a broad enamel staircase to look longingly at a (truly godawful) mural com...
2023-08-23 22:49:29 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s impressive how completely Dave Filoni manages to replicate in Ahsoka the stiff, lifeless feel of the CGI cartoons where he first made his bones as LucasFilm’s diligent, lore-loving, and completely untalented nerd in chief. There’s little lighting to speak of. Prosthetics and c...
2023-08-23 08:48:22 +0000 UTC View Post
There are few forces in human civilization as invested with unreasoning power as the hatred of those with little for those with less. See how contempt and projected feelings of disposability flow downhill in Bong Joon-ho’s Mother, from the local cops eager to fob a murder rap off on un...
2023-08-18 06:14:38 +0000 UTC View Post
In the Flesh: The Bear s2e06-7: ‘Fishes’ and ‘Forks’
‘Fishes’
“I make things beautiful for them,” gasps a drunken Donna Berzatto (Jaime Lee Curtis) from the depths of what must be a decades-long depression. “But no one makes things beautiful for me.” It’s a heart...
2023-08-13 20:55:07 +0000 UTC View PostI just wanted to thank everyone for being so good-natured about all the errors at the start of the month, and about navigating resubscription. Watching a whole year of growth get wiped out by the site neglecting to update its payment processors was so dispiriting, but I'm on the way to clawing mo...
2023-08-06 19:37:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s a crime that Evan Dahm’s Vattu isn’t on school reading lists across the country, that it isn’t given to every child beginning to grapple from any angle with the horrors of imperialism and settler colonialism, that its exquisite renderings of alien architecture and landscapes...
2023-08-04 11:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post
8/2, 7pm: Eat Drink, Man Woman
8/6, 1 & 7pm: Tampopo
8/9, 7pm: Pig
8/13, 1 & 7pm: Big Night
8/16, 7pm: La Grande Bouffe
8/20, 1 & 7pm: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
8/23, 7pm: Delicatessen
8/27, 1 & 7pm: The Menu
The evil doll is one of those hoary old archetypes of horror that, in spite of never having been pulled off as anything but campy fun, just won’t quit. Who’s genuinely scared of Chucky? Who still remembers Annabelle from those godawful Conjuring movies? M3GAN, the titular doll in Ger...
2023-07-30 05:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
“It occurred to me,” rasps Richard Harrow (Jack Huston) in Terrence Winter’s series Boardwalk Empire, “the basis of fiction is that people have some sort of connection with each other. But they don't.” It’s a chilling line, and a perfect description of the cold-hearted, dead-...
2023-07-28 06:22:13 +0000 UTC View Post
“Barbie has a good day every day,” the divine voice of Helen Mirren declares. “But Ken only has a good day if Barbie looks at him.” Greta Gerwig’s Barbie is deeply fascinated by the ways in which perception shapes self-perception which in turn gives rise to the complex act of <...
2023-07-25 02:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a meaner writer than Jack Ketchum? God, I hope not. Off Season, his 1980 debut novel, is a nasty piece of work, bleak and cruel and shocking. An adult man dumps hot oil on a group of children. A woman is dismembered and disemboweled while still alive and screaming. No bravery, g...
2023-07-19 15:40:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A man in the throes of delusion, a tulpa living out the addled thoughts that birthed it, a midlife crisis turned rancid and folded back in on itself through occult body-snatching — there are a thousand ways to interpret the house of dust and shadow that is Lost Highway, a film in which...
2023-07-16 22:37:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Shooting emptiness is something at which Christopher Nolan excels. The trackless expanses of sea and sky stretching to the far horizon where they smear together, the endless gray beaches of Dunkirk, purgatorial and grim, where men queue in terrified silence, waiting for a chance at escape. There ...
2023-07-14 21:01:54 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been eighteen years since I first saw the now-infamous “cut to black”, the end of over half a decade of turmoil, resentment, self-sabotage, and slow decay within and around the Soprano family. Earlier today I watched the scene for what must have been the twelfth or thirteenth time, but...
2023-07-13 18:58:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Wes Cunningham's (@vvesl) illustrations for each screening in the month of July!
2023-07-12 21:14:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The Idol is satire. It’s black comedy in the vein of Basic Instinct or RoboCop, mean-spirited and sharp, full of babbling record industry morons convinced of their own genius as they orbit deranged starlets and megalomaniacal producers. I won’t waste time speaking t...
2023-07-11 18:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The best part of War of the Worlds is something we’ve seen before. In a dank and dripping basement strewn with the detritus of the life of one Harlan Ogilvy (Tim Robbins), a serpentine alien probe hunts father Ray (Tom Cruise) and daughter Rachel (Dakota Fanning) through a labyrinth of...
2023-07-10 18:26:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Sprawling and baggy, deeply flawed, and as white-hot with human misery as anything ever written, IT is the Moby Dick of horror, a reckoning with the interior unknown reflecting Melville’s famous wrestling with the exterior. It fails where Moby Dick succeeds, its turni...
2023-07-08 17:52:27 +0000 UTC View Post
“By tomorrow it’ll be like it never happened,” whispers Carol Malone (Meg Tilly) to her husband Steve (Terry Kinney) as she lulls him to sleep with a gentle massage. Abel Ferrera’s Body Snatchers cleverly juxtaposes repressed and violent suburban family life with portrayals of mi...
2023-07-03 20:16:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Ten people, treated uniformly as women by the show, sit in anonymous locations, discussing nothing, drinking from silver glasses which obscure both their beverage of choice and how much remains, enabling the show’s editors to stitch its parts together more easily without violating continuity. I...
2023-07-02 22:28:45 +0000 UTC View Post
7/2, 1pm and 7pm: US, JORDAN PEELE
7/5, 7pm: SECONDS, JOHN FRANKENHEIMER
7/9, 1pm and 7pm: MOON, DUNCAN JONES
7/12, 7pm: INFINITY POOL, BRANDON CRONENBERG
7/16, 1pm and 7pm: LOST HIGHWAY, DAVID LYNCH
7/19, 7pm: MULHOLLAND DRIVE, DAVID LYNCH
7/23, 1pm and 7pm: INVASION OF THE BOD...
“This is the future,” says Stan Marigold, son and heir of real estate mogul and murder cultist Albert Marigold, builder of the luxury apartment tower from which Andrew F. Sullivan’s novel takes its names, watching a fungal gestalt consciousness consume Toronto. “Imagine owning it.” As t...
2023-06-26 22:17:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Comprising the serialized comics Dog Names, Someone Else, No Matter What, and Victim Impact Statement, Max Graves’ What Happens Next is a fiendishly intelligent and relentless sendup of true crime which tells, in elliptical, self-involved fashion, th...
2023-06-21 00:19:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Ari Aster’s two preceding films — Hereditary, which is good, and Midsommar, which is not — feel very much like horror for the perpetually frightened. There’s nothing wrong with this, of course. Paranoia is a rich source of cinematic tension, animating classic horror and ...
2023-06-20 00:12:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t understand casting Oscar Isaac in a role where nobody gets to see Oscar Isaac. The man has good screen presence, he’s incredibly beautiful, but he’s hardly Clancy Brown when it comes to voice acting, you know? He’s pretty flat as edgy, vampiric Spider-Man Miguel, leader o...
2023-06-16 22:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s a strong whiff of Velvet Goldmine and The Rocky Horror Picture Show about The Lure, Agnieszka Smoczynska’s oddball musical/Little Mermaid adaptation about siren sisters Silver (Marta Mazurek) and Gold (Michalina Olszańska) and their brief stint in ...
2023-06-16 19:22:39 +0000 UTC View Post