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I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 119

While his ability to stay awake without accumulating fatigue had been one of his greatest advantages in life, Wu came to understand how it could be considered a curse. Because he didn't 'require' sleep, he was the de facto caretaker for his newborn daughter, Momo. He didn't mind all 'that' much, ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 118

As punishment for her nearly making him late earlier than morning, Wu waited until 11:59 PM before sneaking into Kushina's residence. There, he found the burgundy-haired beauty with a slightly annoyed expression on her face, rhythmically tapping her foot as she stared at the clock counting down t...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 117

With his cock still firmly sheathed in Kushina up to its hilt, almost as if her body was specially adapted to contain monsters, Wu basked in the silent afterglow of their lovemaking. Kushina would periodically tighten up as if she were trying to milk any lingering semen from his urethra, but her ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 116

Reaffirming Wu's desire to keep her indefinitely, Kushina took nearly two full minutes to compose herself before responding, "I'll take the lead this time..."

Instead of pointing out that she had spent the past seventeen minutes smacking her ass against him as if her life depended on it, Wu...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 115

Though her feet felt heavier with each step, Kushina led Wu to one of the smaller residences within the Uzumaki Clan Compound. It functioned as her private residence and workshop, so there was a secret underground storehouse covered in seals that regulated things like temperature and humidity whi...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 114

As it was already 3:23 PM by the time he finished with Aya, Wu decided to wait until the next day to inform everyone of the proper training method for their seals. He had already warned them of the dangers of attempting to train it in secret, so if they ended up becoming statues or trees before t...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 113

As the seal on Sakura's body was the first of its kind, Wu took his time to ensure there were no problems. Afterward, he was a lot more confident in the process, so, after spending a few minutes making out, he asked her to head outside and send in the next person that was willing to undergo the p...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 112

After groping Karui for the better part of a minute, Wu had the fidgeting redhead rise from his lap to retrieve Omoi before having the entire group accompany him to the main house's courtyard. He sensed that everyone he was expecting to arrive had done so, so he took them over to carry out introd...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 111

With the Sun cresting on the horizon, Wu decided to give Kurotsuchi a break, smacking the half-conscious girl's ass as he teased, "You're lucky it's Friday. Take today and the rest of the weekend off."

Though she stirred when Wu smacked her ass, Kuro replied with a faint "Nn..." before roll...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 110

As Temari's arousal continued to accumulate and her body became more accepting of his intrusion, Wu intensified his movements until soft moans emanated from her throat every time he poked her depths. She had been on the verge of a powerful climax for a while, so she began to get a little teary-ey...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: 109

With Ino lying on the ground, legs splayed wide and an enraptured look on her face, Wu turned to the other girls present and asked, "Who's next?" in a playful tone. 

As Wu had briefly passed his fiery gaze over them, Kuro and Temari felt a nervous tension in their bodies as they sat wi...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 108

After promising he would be sticking around for the next year or two, Wu entered the estate alongside Tayuya. He could sense everyone waiting for him in the dining room, so he was unsurprised when one of them shouted, "It's about damn time you showed up...!"

As she had missed Wu during his ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 107

While watching Wu get dressed from her oversized bed, Koyuki asked, "Are you really leaving...?" in a listless, utterly exhausted tone.

Nodding his head, Wu replied, "I can't govern the Elemental Nations from the Land of Snow, and Konoha is my home. You're welcome to accompany me, but you'v...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 106

As Sakura, Kaia, and Fu might become disillusioned if he allowed Sandayu and his men to die, Wu's clones shielded them from most of the black ice dragon's attack. Koyuki would also require servants and attendants, so he let the men experience the fear of death and the pain of having their limbs f...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 105

After making landfall in the Land of Snow, far from any actual ports, the production team unloaded the ship's cargo and set up a bunch of tents in a small clearing near the shore. Sakura helped by creating a wall of earth around the encampment, but most of the heavy lifting was done by Wu as the ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 104

While Sakura was dealing with Nadare, Kaia and Fu were engaged in significantly less climactic battles. Fu was a Perfect Jinchuriki, so her strength and speed were far beyond what most humans could hope to achieve. The woman she was facing was a Ninjutsu specialist that relied on her wings to kee...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 103

After three weeks on the water, less than two hundred kilometers away from the Land of Snow's largest port city, an enormous iceberg roughly the size of a small island appeared in the ship's path. While icebergs of that size weren't uncommon around the perpetually frozen region, their locations w...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 102

Never one to miss an opportunity to cement things in his favor, Wu responded to Yukie's greeting by kissing the top of her head, asserting, "Last night was amazing. Thank you for entrusting yourself to me..."

Furrowing her brows slightly, Yukie felt compelled to say she hadn't entrusted her...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 101

Without meeting Wu's gaze, Yukie asked, "What's the furthest you've ever gone with a woman? I've seen how close you are with those three girls on your team...have you done it with them?"

Raising his brows, Wu replied, "If you're asking if I've had sex, then yes. I'm young, handsome, powerfu...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 100

Fearing that Wu might abandon his mission due to Yukie's standoffish behavior, Sandayu clasped his hands together in an ingratiating manner as he said, "Please don't let Miss Yukie's conduct affect your opinion of her. She may act harsh and temperamental, but she's a kind and caring person deep d...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 99

Compared to most cities in the Land of Fire, Yokohama gave a distinctly 'modern' feeling. It served as one of the largest trading hubs in the entire Elemental Nations and was such an important place of commerce it used massive television screens and billboards to promote various brands.

Aft...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 98

After spending the evening with Tsunade, Wu made a light breakfast for everyone living in the main house before everyone headed out together for their morning training. It was becoming a tradition of sorts for all the compound's residents to gather whenever he returned from a long trip, so Wu spe...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 97

As Wu was waiting for Temari and Kuro to finish their morning routine, someone he had been anticipating darted over from the cocoon-like residence she had constructed for herself in the forest.

Thanks to her insectoid wings allowing her to flitter about and change directions rapidly, Fu cou...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 96

Astonished by the power of her attack, Mei's mind blanked for several seconds before she shouted, "Ao! Do it now...!"

As the location Mei's 'javelin' had struck was his lower abdomen, Yagura was temporarily unable to channel the power of the Three-Tails. He was regenerating quickly, but Ao ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 95

With most of their preparations completed, Mei gathered the highest-ranking members of the resistance around a diorama depicting Kirigakure and its surroundings. Wu was also sitting in on the meeting, but he stood off to the side and simply observed as the spirited redhead explained the plan and ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 94

After sealing their agreement with a kiss and briefly discussing the matter of the Kazekage's assassination, Mei called Ao back into her office. What awaited the 44-year-old Jonin when he stepped inside was the scene of Mei, now appearing much younger, sitting sideways atop Wu's lap as she reveal...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 93

Understanding it wouldn't be a good idea to introduce himself while Mei was taking a bath, Wu located what he believed to be her office, picking up a few sensitive documents to peruse before kicking back with his feet on the desk. Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long as Mei, accompanied by a ...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 92

Seeing Kurotsuchi's reaction, Tobirama crossed his arms and remarked, "Seems this one lacks a spine. And you said she was the Tsuchikage's Granddaughter? It's no wonder Onoki hasn't been able to pass on his title to the next generation..."

Recovering from her shock, Kurotsuchi's face formed...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 91

Though he had effectively converted the ruins of Taki into his private sanctuary, sealing off all entrances except for the air, Wu couldn't stay there indefinitely. Konoha, or, more accurately, the Senju Clan Compound, was his home. He also had business to attend in Kiri, so, after discussing the...

I, Your Father, Carry a Big Stick: Chapter 90

"Well, this was unexpected..."

As Konoha had an ongoing alliance with Taki, Wu felt no qualms about sneaking into the secluded village. Most people had trouble locating its entrance, but as he could fly in the sky, Wu had no difficulty spotting the nearly kilometer-high tree beneath which t...