Darling Snarl

Setting Her Up (free version)

Just to be clear, I’m not knocking the Spider-Man trope. It’s effective and satisfying. Not everything has to be constantly reinvented in order to avoid getting labeled as a hack. Though, it was cool in Spider-Man II when they flipped it by having Doc Ock on the ceiling instead.

Or mayb...

The Doppel Gäng — Eternal Beach City

Do these sorts of things need disclaimers nowadays? Don’t hit anyone with a baseball bat, even if you feel they are diametrically opposed to your worldview (flawed or not) and perceive what they have to offer as cultural and social poison. Not only because you might be wrong, but… ya know. Do...

The Doppel Gäng (free version)

Do these sorts of things need disclaimers nowadays? Don’t hit anyone with a baseball bat, even if you feel they are diametrically opposed to your worldview (flawed or not) and perceive what they have to offer as cultural and social poison. Not only because you might be wrong, but… ya know. Do...

No Boundaries — Eternal Beach City

There’s one more non-orientable surface sex joke that I couldn’t fit in. Möbius Strip tease. There. That’s all of them. If you can think of another one, comment below.

No Boundaries (free version)

There’s one more non-orientable surface sex joke that I couldn’t fit in. Möbius Strip tease. There. That’s all of them. If you can think of another one, comment below.

Mything the Point — Eternal Beach City

Did you know Pandora’s box was actually a jar? What kinda phoning-it-in, home-by-five, I-get-paid-the-same-either-way translator signed off on that? Does it change the meaning and significance of the story? Probably not. Actually, it does make more sense as a box. How do you open a jar? Well, I...

Mything the Point (free version)

Did you know Pandora’s box was actually a jar? What kinda phoning-it-in, home-by-five, I-get-paid-the-same-either-way translator signed off on that? Does it change the meaning and significance of the story? Probably not. Actually, it does make more sense as a box. How do you open a jar...

Bird in the Hand — Eternal Beach City

Do those kinds of traps actually work? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen that style of trap outside of cartoons. I’d like to try it do see if it would work, the only issue is that I don’t have anything I want to catch. I guess I could “catch” my cat. But, that feels a little mean ...

Bird in the Hand (free version)

Do those kinds of traps actually work? I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen that style of trap outside of cartoons. I’d like to try it do see if it would work, the only issue is that I don’t have anything I want to catch. I guess I could “catch” my cat. But, that feels a little mean ...

Gothkeeping — Eternal Beach City

Okay! So, I have five more comics written. They’re all layed out. I have a tight sketch done of the next one. The *idea* for all this is that I’ll be able to maintain three comics a week (Monday, Wednesday and Friday) but working on several comics simultaneously. That’s the idea at ant rate...

Gothkeeping (free version)

Okay! So, I have five more comics written. They’re all layed out. I have a tight sketch done of the next one. The *idea* for all this is that I’ll be able to maintain three comics a week (Monday, Wednesday and Friday) but working on several comics simultaneously. That’s the idea at ant rate...

On My Whatever — Eternal Beach City

I try not to get too mad at people who say “on my way” for extended spans of time that clearly stretch beyond mere travel time. I try not to even get mad internally because I know I’m the future, maybe meeting someone else, I’ll end up doing to same because of parking or something comes u...

On My Whatever (free version)

I try not to get too mad at people who say “on my way” for extended spans of time that clearly stretch beyond mere travel time. I try not to even get mad internally because I know I’m the future, maybe meeting someone else, I’ll end up doing to same because of parking or something comes u...

Kicking and Screaming — Eternal Beach City

So, first of all, I know what you’re going to say “girls don’t call it ‘jerking off’”. Well, you know what? Some do. What are you? Every girl? Do you know every girl? If you do, that’s kinda weird, but also would be interesting. How would you even do that? How would you make time fo...

Kicking and Screaming (free version)

So, first of all, I know what you’re going to say “girls don’t call it ‘jerking off’”. Well, you know what? Some do. What are you? Every girl? Do you know every girl? If you do, that’s kinda weird, but also would be interesting. How would you even do that? How would you make time fo...

Knowing is Half the Battle — Eternal Beach City

Yes, those are egg rolls they’re sitting on. While I was building the little set, I realized that I hadn’t gotten anything the right size for Kayla and Allison to sit on. Luckily, I was also eating egg rolls at the time, and that’s when inspiration struck.

Basically, I sacrificed my o...

Knowing is Half the Battle (free version)

Yes, those are egg rolls they’re sitting on. While I was building the little set, I realized that I hadn’t gotten anything the right size for Kayla and Allison to sit on. Luckily, I was also eating egg rolls at the time, and that’s when inspiration struck.

Basically, I sacrificed my o...

Mint Condition — Eternal Beach City

First of all I have a website now! It’s nothing super fancy, but you can read through the comics much easier now. Second, sorry for not having anything new for a week. I could make excuses, but ultimately, I have weapons-grade A...

Mint Condition (free version)

First of all I have a website now! It’s nothing super fancy, but you can read through the comics much easier now. Second, sorry for not having anything new for a week. I could make excuses, but ultimately, I have weapons-grade A...

The Roast of Kayla (free version)

I think the roasted pig turned out pretty well. Little did I realize that in the panel there wouldn’t be any room to see the sticks holding up him up. I could have just held him with my hand by his tail.

Or her tail! Girl pigs can be roasted too, ya know. Although, you know, just...

The Red Zone — Eternal Beach City

I dunno about you, but, I really hate when people do this to me while at work. When I blush and people excitedly point it out, that is. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Also, my face sometimes gets red when I’m drunk too. So, maybe I’m just drinking at work! Ever think of that?! How...

The Roast of Kayla — Eternal Beach City

I think the roasted pig turned out pretty well. Little did I realize that in the panel there wouldn’t be any room to see the sticks holding up him up. I could have just held him with my hand by his tail.

Or her tail! Girl pigs can be roasted too, ya know. Although, you know, just...

Good Vibrations (free version)

Am I right, ladies? No pockets can be QUITE the inconvenience. But when life gives you lemons, put ‘em in your swimsuit. I’m pretty sure that’s how the expression goes.

Good Vibrations — Eternal Beach City

Look at this cute little doctor’s office I built! The foot holsters for the stirrups are Juul pod caps.

Fruit of the Loom (free version)

Believe it on not, I almost posted this comic with a mislabeling of “Fruit by the Foot” as “Fruit Roll-Ups”. Oh, the tremendous shame I would feel if I had injected the wrong moniker onto such a delectable “fruit” adjacent treat. I guess that’s what I get for getting my pro...

Fruit of the Loom — Eternal Beach City

Believe it on not, I almost posted this comic with a mislabeling of “Fruit by the Foot” as “Fruit Roll-Ups”. Oh, the tremendous shame I would feel if I had injected the wrong moniker onto such a delectable “fruit” adjacent treat. I guess that’s what I get for getting my pro...

Draw Me Like Your Ghibli Girls (free version)

Oh my gawd. I thought this would be way less effort. I had to do a bunch of stuff I’d never done before, and I don’t know how long it’s been since I last drew something on paper! Was it worth to effort? Weirdly, it didn’t actually end up looking as “homemade” as I expected. It was rea...

Draw Me Like Your Ghibli Girls — Eternal Beach City

Oh my gawd. I thought this would be way less effort. I had to do a bunch of stuff I’d never done before, and I don’t know how long it’s been since I last drew something on paper! Was it worth to effort? Weirdly, it didn’t actually end up looking as “homemade” as I was thinkin...

A Little Green (free version)

I know it’s not charismatic to tout one’s own self-perceived creative success, but I feel like many people might be overlooking how clever I am. This is a crime that cannot go unaddressed. The last comic’s lack was called “Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow”. Not only does it referen...

A Little Green — Eternal Beach City

I know it’s not charismatic to tout one’s own self-perceived creative success, but I feel like many people might be overlooking how clever I am. This is a crime that *cannot* go unaddressed. The last comic’s lack was called “Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow”. Not only does it reference the ...