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Heads or Tails (vignette)

“It didn’t work!  What the fuck did I even pay you for?”  Tyler fumed, gripping his phone so hard it threatened to shatter.  

“A chance,” the man on the other end said, his tone as calm as ever.  “The agreement was explicitly clear that results were not guara...

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Double or Nothing

“Yeah right, bro,” Tim laughed, rolling his eyes.  “Did you forget we share a wall?  I know exactly how long it takes.  You’re a two pump chump...on a good day.  You shoot your load before those girls even know you’re in ‘em.”  

“Fuck you!” Josh pu...

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Kingsbury Harbor, ch. 19: Growing Pains

“You have officially lost it, man,” Bryce said, hopping over the fallen remains of a rotting maple.  Like most of the damp, coastal forest around them, the wood was wet and rotting, covered in a melange of lichen and fungal growths.  “I’ve followed you into some crazy shit befor...

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Replicate, ch. 1

“I don’t know, man.  I’m not trying to end up super hairy,” Tom said, eyeing the ghostly trail of fur that snaked up from beneath the waist of his boxer briefs, stopping just short of his navel.  The wispy line was nowhere near as dark as the chestnut bush at the base of his thi...

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Kingsbury Harbor, ch. 18: Pay the Toll

“You were right, bro. This was totally worth renting the boat for.”  Grayson stretched his stocky body on the warm sand, his beefy arms folded behind his head as he dozed in the afternoon sun.  The surf lapped gently at the shore just beyond the reach of his wide, hairy toes, the po...

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A Big Lesson

“Come on, man, I said no kissing.”  Devin turned his head away as Garrett leaned in, pressing against the other man’s toned chest to keep him at bay.  For someone who looked so lean and trim, his friend’s body felt surprisingly heavy on top of his own.  “That’s a little...

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Chapter's on the way

Hi Everyone,

So this has been one clusterfuck of a month.  It started with my car getting broken into, my basement flooding, AND my AC breaking all in the same weekend, and now I'm going on three days without running water in my house because of a broken main on my street that the city...

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Aftermath (vignette)

“MMhhnnmmmm…” Matt whimpered, pumping his thick log while Dylan kneaded his prominent pecs.  

“Lookin’ good, big guy,” the lean, shaggy-haired blonde said, his voice dripping with condescension as he tweaked the bigger man’s nipples.  

“Fuuuuuuuck that feels ...

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Hashtag, ch. 3

The walk to Duke’s was even better than Troy imagined.  Seeing Blane’s fattened cakes bouncing around their apartment was one thing, but watching the scantily clad, bottom-heavy jock prance down the street was another level entirely.  The altered man had put on a pair of lavender sh...

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It's not always the beach.

I also like to lurk in swamps. 

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I Heard About the Fireworks...

Brent was starting to think his friends were right.  He’d only been in the States with Chris for a few hours, having come down to visit for the Fourth of July, and already things weren’t off to a good start.  His flight from Ontario had been delayed, which sent his control-freak boy...

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Kingsbury Harbor, ch. 17: Time For a Change

“Oh fuck...oh fuck...oh fuck…” Drew whimpered, his muscled frame shaking from the force of Cole’s pounding.  

“Did I tell you to fuckin’ talk,” Cole barked, clamping a palm over the other man’s mouth and pulling his head roughly back.  Though the whimpering hulk us...

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Out of the Closet (vignette)

**** Work in progress!  I know what I want to do for the beginning, I just haven't had a chance to fully develop it yet.  In the meantime, hope you enjoy the end result! ****

He landed on the floor in a heap.  His wide, stocky new body felt stiff and leaden, and his thoughts ...

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Do You Believe?

It's been a hell of a week, so, while I'm scrambling to work on a vignette and the next Kingsbury Chapter, here's a pic of perhaps my gayest tattoo.  I also have a beefcake witch in stockings and heels on my leg, but I think this one is the more glaring display of overt homosexuality (it's c...

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Illumination

“Dude...what was this place?” Adam asked, leaning over the side of the bridge and looking at his reflection in the black water underneath.  The stone archway holding them above the inky stream was smooth and weathered with age, just like the others that peppered the soggy field.  A ...

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The Password

...to the goth bar in my garage is Fairuza.  Don't tell anyone.

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Kingsbury Harbor, ch. 16: Reel 'Em In

Todd winced as he rolled over and slipped off the bed, his beast of a cock swaying heavily against his toned thighs.  It had been weeks since his freakish growth spurt, and the wiry young man still wasn’t used to having a cock that reached his knees, at least while soft.  As soon as h...

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Two of a Kind

“I mean, she’s not wrong,” Brad said.  “We do spend a lot of time together.”

“So what?  We’re friends!  I’m not allowed to hang out with my roommate?”  Steve gave the stocky man an exasperated look as he tossed him his beer.  “And why are you tak...

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Slight Delay

Hi Everyone,

Slight delay in the next Kingsbury chapter.  We officially start back in the office tomorrow at the day job, so this month has been a little hectic, and with Father's Day stuff this weekend I didn't have time to finish it.  Hope to have it up in the next day or so. &n...

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Sales Tax

Hi Everyone,

I'm sure by now you've all probably received emails from Patreon giving you the heads up, but starting July 1st some of you will see sales tax added to your pledge.  They're saying that the tax should be in the 4-11% range, so if you are taxed, it should be less than a dol...

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In Training (vignette)

“You want me to wear that?”  Brandon blushed as he looked at the slinky pile of fabric next to Greg, his tone incredulous.  The shirtless, dark-haired jock nodded down to the exposed patch of boxer briefs through his open jeans and shook his head.  “You know I’m not into th...

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Curse of the Magenta Eyes: Best in Town

“Well isn’t this just lovely!”  Simon grinned and crossed his arms over his chest, relishing the sight of Bruce’s disheveled state.  The normally well-put-together man was half undressed, his brawny pecs spilling out of his sloppily buttoned shirt while his paisley boxers showed...

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Feels Like...

...there's a story in that sky somewhere.  I apologize in advance if the number of beach pictures becomes excessive.  That view just never gets old.  

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Rotary

When it started ringing, Owen assumed it was a joke.  The old rotary phone wasn’t connected to anything, so he thought it must be some kind of prank or gag gift.  He had his suspicions, but he still didn’t know for sure who’d sent it to him.  It was certainly the kind of joke...

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Kingsbury Harbor, ch. 15: Don't Sweat the Small Stuff

The Clamshell Diner buzzed with the frantic dinner rush, the clattering plates competing with the noisy chatter from the crowded tables.  Walt yelled at Baker through the kitchen window, the grizzled cook’s hoarse voice overpowering the rest as he barked orders at the scrambling young man ...

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Revisit?

Hi Everyone,

Quick interactive question - Because we’ve had so many different chapters at this point, for the next Kingsbury story (after this week’s) do you want more new folks, or do you want to revisit some of the characters who’ve already been established and see what they’re up...

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Hot Spring (vignette)

*** Work in progress! ***

“Are you clear on the directions to the hot spring?” Sarah asked from behind the counter, tapping her finger.  The bothersome guest of the hotel had been hitting on her for nearly twenty minutes and she was at the end of her rope.  “Sir?”  Sh...

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New Kingsbury Collection

Hi Everyone,


Hope you're all doing well.  Quick heads up that the second volume of Kingsbury Harbor stories is up on Amazon for...

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Under the Hills: Members Only

Michael took another slow sip of his drink, using the motion to hide his grin.  He didn’t want to seem too eager.  He’d gone out to one of his usual hunting spots, a flashy, boutique pub with drinks that cost more than full meals elsewhere, when his new friend began chatting him up....

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Kingsbury Comic

Hi Everyone,

Quick heads up for those who aren't already following them - Adult Junk Drawer surprised me this morning with a fantastic piece based on the latest Kingsbury chapter if you wanted some visuals...

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