"The one you're going to be teaching is him!" Miss Zenith motions to the toddler she's carrying. "My son is a little prodigy you know!" The boy blushes bright red, seemingly embarassed at receiving such compliments.
So they want me to teach a toddler? That's so... urgh. By instinct I glare...
"Um... So I want this girl to be my second wife. Yeah." I motion to a shy looking Wolbach. To my great surprise she didn't immediately kill me, instead she decided to have a talk with my fiancee.
Eris eyes roam over us, first to a dead looking Megumin, then to me, and then finally to my ma...
"So, anything interesting happen today Sylphie?" I question my favorite elf... Well, it's not like I know many elves anyways. I can't help, but feel that they have to be fairly rare, it makes me wonder why...
Rudeus sighs, he's mad at me. "You don't have to answer him Sylphie." He then gla...
"That was great Subaru! You're getting freakishly strong recently..." Eris compliments me after knocking me on my ass, what a perfect fiancee she is. By the way, we are training as usual.
We don't exactly have a giant dojo anymore, but funnily enough, the Magical Academy of Ranoa does teac...
"So... Does Arie-, Lady Ariel need anything in specific?" I ask Fitz as we walk. I should probably address the Princess with the extra lady thing, I have no idea how I'm supposed to behave around royalty though... Maybe I should be saying your majesty or something?
The elf shakes her head....
As usual, Zanoba, Rudeus, Nanahosh, Megumin and I all sit together. It's almost time for another day of learning! And to be honest I'm really looking forward to it, because it will at least be tranquil and serene.
Basically I'm glad to have a break from Aqua. Oh, and if you're wondering ab...
"Mayonnaise again!?" The red head that has been following us aroung instinctively screams out in frustration. "Do you guys eat anything else!?" Her yellow, catlike eyes are looking at the food with frustration.
To be honest... I completely agree with her. It's not like I have anything agai...
"You're totally lost aren't you? Man, come on this isn't that hard." Shut up Rudeus, I won't take any insults from you of all people. "I guess it's your past as a NEET appearing, you can't navigate for shit." You were a NEET too!
I point at him, anger clear on my face. "Shut past fatass!" ...
I immediately crouch and start checking Nanahoshi. "H-hey...? Come on...!" Why did she suddenly pass out!? She doesn't seem to be sick! Either way, I should definitely take her to a healer, just to be safe.
Ah, what a horrible time to not have Aqua around! But I wanted to talk with Nanahos...
Our eyes meet, a shock runs through my body. "Subaru Natsuki..." I haven't seen him in years, and now to think I would just stumble onto him in a convenience store. I guess the world can just be weird sometimes.
Immediately after I say his name, I instinctively flinch. I should have just i...
"Darkness, can you wait a moment outside?" Eris motions to the knight. Now that we are in my dorm room she wants to be alone for some reason... Knowing Eris, it might be some sort of sex related matter.
Honestly, I'm too tired for it. After attenting classes I also did a bit of training wi...
"Well, this class is emptier than I expected..." As soon as I enter, I notice just how... little people there are here. That's natural I suppose, Special Students are called special for a reason after all.
I still find it weird how they put all of us in one class for h...
2023-11-26 12:33:39 +0000 UTC View Post"Today is the day...!" Megumin excitedly exclaims while eating her breakfast, she looks like a child who has just got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas. "I finally get the opportunity to show my superiority to even more people!" I fear the day your chuuni complex ends and you fall back down to reality....
2023-11-25 10:17:25 +0000 UTC View Post"Nina, get that one before he-," In a flash the monster is cut in half, the sickening sound of flesh being teared apart reaches my ears. "Screams for help..." I... These quests really have been enlightening.
I always knew my party members were incompetent of course. I ...
2023-11-24 17:52:13 +0000 UTC View Post"Why did you bring people here? This was supposed to be a talk between us two." I'm pretty sure Quagmire was supposed to be involved as well though. "Also who's the blue haired woman?" As expected this Banana is glaring at me.
I think. It's hard to tell since she's wea...
2023-11-24 10:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post"So we should probably talk about where we all are gonna be staying..." Lancel's house was already crammed before, but now we have way more people here. There's me, Kazuma, Darkness, Aqua, Megumin, Eris, Nina and the house owner himself of course... There's no way eight people can live in this ho...
2023-11-24 03:27:26 +0000 UTC View Post"And so the defenses around him get even bigger..." Oh, please don't tell me you're talking about Subaru Natsuki again. "It will be hard to kidnap him if he's constantly being followed around by a modern legend." Yep, this princess is talking about her weird love again.
"Come to me Chomusuke!" Megumin basically kicks the door open, something that would be very dangerous should the cat be close to it. But this is Megumin so it's only natural she didn't really think about it.
A... something that is definitely not a normal cat quickly ru...
2023-11-24 03:22:55 +0000 UTC View Post"Why... why is it that you guys are causing trouble when you're not even part of the school?" Right now the principal of the school is giving us a confused look. I don't even think he's mad, just flabbergasted.
I raise a hand. "W-well, I was thinking about joining the ...
2023-11-24 03:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post"Nice to meet ya! My name is Flugel...! Conqueror of the stars!" A yellow eyed boy greets me, as soon as our eyes meet, a shock runs through my body. Is this some kind of attack...? No, I don't think so.
I nod. "My name is Frieren, it's nice to meet you too." Now it's ...
2023-11-24 03:14:38 +0000 UTC View Post"Come out Ariel... We are worried about you." I knock on the door to the student council's room yet again. Honestly my heart is beating out of my cheast, and I'm sweating cold... I have never seen her act like this.
She responds between sobs. "No! Leave me alone alread...
2023-11-24 03:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post"Excuse me, have you seen a short black haired girl?" Right now Darkness is questioning the students of the academy. "She's a crimson demon, and as one would expect she has red eyes..." That's such a cool sounding name.
The student sighs. "Yeah, I've seen her... She wa...
2023-11-24 03:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post"Ah, thanks for the food...?" For some reason Lancel hands Darkness a empty plate. It also doesn't help that he's glaring at the girl like she's satan herself... Actually, he's not glaring at her, he is glaring at a pendant around her neck.
The pendant must be importan...
2023-11-24 02:46:34 +0000 UTC View Post"So that's pretty much all that happened..." I'm currently disclosing the events of my day to Eris and Nina. And yes that includes my talk with Nanahoshi, and the revelations about Rudeus' origin.
I understand it's probably something personal to him, but I don't want t...
2023-11-24 02:43:24 +0000 UTC View Post"So... where are we going Nanahoshi?" It feels like we are just aimlessly wandering around the academy. Well, it's not like I'm against spending time with her, but I bet this banana holds... less than great opinions of me.
It's also sort of weird how she walks around w...
2023-11-24 02:41:46 +0000 UTC View Post"This place is a stupid maze...!" I'm definitely super lost. I guess I underestimated just how confusing the layout of the magical academy would be, it's certainly no Hogwarts with flying stairs and stuff, but it's also much bigger than any othet school I have ever seen.
"We should probably talk..." I send Eris a serious look. Now that the road is clear, I won't hesitate. "First of all, I love you." I'm a man who says that without hesitation! Ah, my dad would probably laugh at me for falling so easily for a woman.
She blushes and looks...
2023-11-24 02:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostRudeus, or who I am assuming is Rudeus just stares at us in silence for a moment. His face shifts through many expressions, first it's confusion, then it's happiness, then it's anger, then it's sadness, and then it's... fear? His body is shaking.
Since no one is speaki...
2023-11-24 02:29:08 +0000 UTC View Post"Eris... not that I don't appreciate this, but my will has been broken, and therefore I must ask... Just what are you doing?" She's clinging to me like crazy, which is making it harder to walk. Also it's making harder to not have an heart attack.
She looks around us wi...
2023-11-24 02:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostNow that I'm alive again, there's only one way I could ever react. "Eris pads her chest!?" I'm certain that this is what Aqua was trying to communicate. Sorry Miss Goddess of Fortune, but you took to long to take me out of the shadow realm.
Suddenly a weight that was o...
2023-11-24 02:24:48 +0000 UTC View Post